This song is a parody of the song 'barbie is a bitch' by...I don't know, Weird Al probably.
The song will be sang by Mint/Corina. OK, here we go!
Zakuro is so hot
She's everything I'm not
I really love her
I really wanna hug her
Zakuro's such a girl
The prettiest in the world
I wanna do her
I just wanna screw her
Mint- She's so damn hot I wanna f(beep) her brains out!
I've dremt of Zakuro plunging inside my hole
Then I touch her all over her body
I just wanna grab on her cute sexy butt
It makes me wanna do something naughty
And I cry...Everyday
'Cause Zakuro doesn't swing that way T-T
Zakuro is so hot
She's everything I'm not
I really love her
I really wanna hug her
Zakuro's such a girl
The prettiest in the world
I wanna do her
I wanna screw her
When I see her I will kiss her
(Oh Oh Ooooooh)
I will date her, then I'll f(beep) her
(Oooh yes...so good)
Mint- OMG! There's Zakuro!! (runs up to Zakuro, jumps on her, and kisses her on the lips)
Zakuro- (pushes Mint off then runs off screaming) HELP! Crazy Rabid Lesbian!!!
Ichigo, Pudding, and Lettuce walk up to Mint.
Pudding- Minto, I don't think Zakuro likes you that way.
Mint- Oh please, she knows she wants my hot lesbian booty!
Ichigo- TMI!!! TMI!!!
Well I hope you enjoyed that! By the way, TMI stands for Too Much Info, just in case you didn't know. review please!