'Away in a Manger' requested by TuxedoKamenLuver…hope you like it. Set in 'The Dark Lord Ascending' book 7.
To MEB
Away in a manor
In Wiltshire, UK
The great Dark Lord Riddle
Took Malfoy's wand away
The niece of a bright star
Married a half-breed
And Death Eaters laughed for this had broke their creed(yes I know that's hideous grammar)
V2
The peacocks are lowing(well, whatever noise they make)
The pris'ner awakes
The Dark Lord sends Peter
To stop him with haste
The pris'ner shuts up and a teacher doth die
'Supper, Nagini' and Snape didn't cry
Aunt Marge is killed by Death Eaters. They write a song for Harry and 'that muggle brat' Dudley to sing together, to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."
Margie got herself killed by the Dark Lord
Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as magic
But as for me and Dudley, we believe
V1
She'd been drinking too much vodka
And the Dursleys begged her not to go
But she'd left behind her bulldog
So she stumbled out the door into the snow
V2
When they found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There was a Dark Mark above her
And incriminatin' green slashes on her back
REFRAIN
V3
Now we're all so proud of Vernon
He's been taking this so well
Well you see he blamed it all on Harry
He blamed it on the kid and gave him hell
V4
I've warned all Hogwarts kids and Aurors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give out magic
To a man whose got a wand and drowns house-elves
REFRAIN
Reviews are always very much appreciated, and when I ask you to guess something you can enclose a guess in a review.(SEE LAST CHAPTER!!) Wow. Shocker. Oh, by the way, answerthequestionnooneasked writes Order of the Phoenix carols, and we're supposedly having a best- carol competition, so you may want to go read her thing.