A/N: Reposted as my old account was frozen.

WARNINGS: Very silly. A tiny bit of Joey-abuse (although it's very lighthearted). Yaoi - Kaiba/Joey.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters.

Joey could feel Kaiba's eyes boring holes in the top of his head, but he stubbornly kept his gaze focussed on his hands and not the boy angrily glowering at him. It was hard to ignore the booming voice though, and clipped words as Kaiba snapped, "I thought we had an understanding, Wheeler!"

Joey bit his lip and closed his eyes. 'Ignore 'im. Ignore 'im.'

"Or is the idea of not eating in the bed too complex for your mutt-mind to wrap around?"

This, however, was too much of a barb to ignore. Joey's head snapped up, his eyes locked with Kaiba's and his lip pulled back in an insulted snarl.

"Who you callin' a 'mutt'?! I neva ate nuttin' on dah bed!"

"Oh no?" Kaiba countered, smirking. Joey was too upset at the accusation to notice the amused gleam shining in Seto's eyes. Kaiba's little puppy was so predictable...

Fur ruffled, Joey yelled, "No! It wasn't me!"

Without a word, Kaiba reached down to flip the duvet off the bed. Dark orange fingerprint stained the otherwise pristinely white Egyptian sheet on the side of the bed furthest from the door.

Joey's side of the bed.

The blonde cringed. "Err... that's.. uhh..."

"Nachos."

"Eh?"

"Dorito Nachos. You ate them in bed and wiped your hands all over the sheet when you got up to-" he nodded towards a pale yellow stain near the pillow. "- get a Mountain Dew? OR is that 7 Up?"

Joey smiled sheepishly and answered, "It's actually 5ive Alive."

Kaiba glare told him that the correction didn't amuse him. Joey's fidgetted nervously, before dropping his gaze back to his hands and mumbling, "Sorry, Seto."

The CEO smirked. "Forget about it. It's my own fault. A pet owner should know better than to let his untrained dog sleep up on the bed, so--"

"HEY! Whadya mean by dat?!"

Chuckling, Kaiba ignored the outburst and nodded towards the door instead. "So, I bought you -that- to sleep on."

Joey looked over and his jaw dropped. Beside the door, sat a hot pink dog bed with canary yellow bones patterned across the fabric. Two cat-shaped royal blue pillows were sitting on a folded purple blanket next to it. The blonde stared in disbelief at the items for a moment, before slowly turning to glower darkly at his partner. Kaiba shrugged with an amused grin.

"Aww... don't give me that face. That was the best-selling item in the store!"

"...It's a -dog bed-."

Kaiba snickered and, with a mischevious grin, reached over and grabbed Joey's arm before falling backwards onto the bed. The blonde was pulled down on top of him, and the brunette quickly wrapped his arms around the other duelist's waist, before he could roll away. After squirming desperately a moment, Joey calmed down and settled for just glaring sullenly at his captor.

With a loving smile, Kaiba kissed the tip of his lover's nose, before saying, "Don't worry, mutt. I'll let you up on the bed for -sex-."

"YA BASTARD! Like I'd EVA wanna have SEX with YOU again!!"