Once more with feeling. I am NOT making money out of this! Go away and pester someone else.

AN: Well, I was reading happycabbage75's hilarious story "Wrecked Angles" and it made me wonder… Sam's always so critical of Dean. Isn't there anything Dean hates about Sam?

Oh, and I see no problem in loving both Oasis and Led Zeppelin – but I suspect Dean would have a thing or two to say about it.

This one's for my sister.

10 Things Dean hates about Sam

1. His music. Where did he get his hands on all that Britpop Oasis crap?

2. His scruples. Day jobs? Seriously. When did the kid pick up all these pesky morals? Has he really forgotten that they can't afford such delicate sensibilities in this job?

3. His selfishness. There's more to this life than your fights with Dad, Sammy. It's more complicated than the good ol' if-Dad-thinks-its-a-good-idea-I-won't-do-it attitude.

4. That disapproving look he gets when Dean's working his magic on some lovely young lady. Fun is not illegal – yet – and Dean's determined to have it. Especially when the girl in question has a smile like that!

5. Those latte-cappuccino things he drinks. That's not coffee, it's a lifestyle. How in the hell can anybody drink a lifestyle?

6. His inability to accept Dean's sacrifice for what it is: a gift.

7. The brooding. Never a good thing. If you can't change something – get over it and carry on. Don't dwell on it till your brain melts.

8. His seldom mentioned but fervent faith. It's as much use as a chocolate fireguard. Dean found that out the hard way. So did Mom.

9. His single-mindedness. Want, take, have. No distractions allowed. Even when they take the form of Dean himself.

10. The way he can read Dean like an open book. During those four years Sam was gone, Dean never let anyone in. It was easier, safer, that way (well, there was Cassie but let's not go there eh?). Now the kid's back and he can read Dean's mind. After all that time with no one, it's unsettling.