Hey everyone...MaybelleDragon here...this story includes an OC of mine, Min'ya, who I would be if I lived in the Naruto world... -sob sob- Which sadly I dont.

Min'ya: ...

Anyway, this is the first part! Yeah-yeah!

Deidara: -starts crying- WHY MUST EVERYONE USE MY WORD? ITS MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Er, yeah, its called anger management.

Min'ya: No they closed it down last week.

-nods head- OH!

I dont own Naruto. Obviously.

Part 1 Summary: All was quiet in the Akatsuki lair until Tobi decides that he needs a bedtime story...How will Min'ya and Itachi fair with their oh-so-much-needed-sleep interrupted? Er...not well.

Insanity

Part One-

Tobi's Midnight Story

All was quiet in the Akatsuki lair. Everyone was 'sleeping', or, at least, being quiet. That is, until...

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"Agh! What the fuck do you want? GO AWAY!"

Min'ya's eyes snapped open. One green orb twitched irritably.

"But, Tobi is a good-"

"I DON'T FUCKIN' CARE IF YOU'RE A GOOD BOY! GET THE DAMN HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!"

"Why are you screaming, Hidan, yeah?"

"SHIT! When'd you get in my room Deidara?"

"Tobi is a good boy?"

Twitch twitch. Min'ya threw her covers off and walked toward her door.

"I suggest you all shut up before either Itachi or Min'ya comes out here."

"But-but-Tobi-is a-good boy!" Tobi wailed.

"MONEY!" kazuku yelled in his sleep.

"PEIN!"

"KONAN!"

Silence. Min'ya sighed in relief.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

SLAM! SLAM! Min'ya threw open her door and so did Itachi.

"WHAT IS GOING ON?" Min'ya yelled. Itachi said nothing, but his Sharingan was activated. Min'ya's silvery Lunagan started to swirl into place as well.

Out in the hall stood Sasori, Tobi, Hidan, and Deidara. Tobi was wailing, Sasori was staring blankly, and Deidara and Hidan were arguing.

"All-Tobi-wanted-was a bed time story! Is Tobi a bad"-siver-"boy now?"

Min'ya softened. She had a soft spot for Tobi when he wasn't yelling, "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

"No. But next time you want a story, don't go yelling it to Hidan and Sasori, come ask me," Min'ya turned on her heel. "Now everyone go to bed before I rip you all apart with the exception of Itachi."

"B-b-but..." Tobi stammered.

"Oh right you want your story huh? Well once there was this group called the Akatsuki and in it were two members Min'ya and Hidan who hated each others guts and one day Min'ya got sick of his face and his constant swearing so she blew him apart and spread his body far apart so he couldn't become 'living' again and then the rest of the Akatsuki lived happily ever after Good NIGHT, Tobi," Min'ya's door slammed forcefully.

"...Um I'm taking it that Min'ya still doesn't like you, Hidan. I suggest you stop swearing..."

"I CAN'T! IT'S A HABIT!" Hidan complained as he went back in his room.

Tobi had a big smile on his face. "HIDAN AND MIN'YA SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G-"

"SHUT UP TOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A male and a female screamed. "GO TO SLEEP!"

"And eventually they lived happily ever after," Tobi whispered, tip-toeing back into his room.

I had that idea for sooooooo long...the next one will be about Itachi and Kisame. O.O

Min'ya: Why must you include me in this story?

It's fun.

Deidara: Er...how is it fun yeah?

Just is.

-Silence-

-Sweatdrop- Please R&R.