Got inspired one day XD Most of this was fueled by my idol Lady K. d'Azrael.
Warning: weird high school situations and yaoi and crossdressing.
Pairings: Not telling XP Find out yourself.
The silver-headed beauty woke up, cat-like movements consistent all the way to the bathroom where the teenager took a quick shower, getting ready for the first day at school in the new neighborhood.
The teen slipped on a green sweater that matched mako eyes and a leather mini-skirt, but only after putting on special clothing for the silver-head's 'predicament'.
Putting on leather boots, Yazoo raced for the door, hearing a familiar car horn outside the house.
"Yazoo, where the hell are you going?" Kadaj called lazily from the kitchen.
"School, emo-boy. I'm going with Luxia." Yazoo replied with an expectant voice.
"Right, whatever, sis." Replied Kadaj. Yazoo grinned to himself. That was what he wanted to hear.
The whole female charade was really nothing without the full support of Yazoo's good old siblings.
Yazoo never really wanted to be a boy in the first place. He just was, and that was the thing. He was a girl at heart, and luckily enough, his father and brothers respected that.
So, since they moved to the new city, Yazoo thought that it would be a great new opportunity for the new 'her'. As well as Yazoo's best friend, who happened to be just like 'her'.
(A/N: Yeah, for purposes you could figure out yourself, from here on in, Yazoo and 'friend' shall be referred to as female)
Yazoo grabbed her bag and went out to see a hot pink corvette waiting outside, driven by her best friend, Marluxia.
Now Yazoo and Marluxia had met a while back when the latter had a vacation in Yazoo's old town, and they learned that they were just like each other; they both went out of their way to convince people they were female.
It wasn't all that hard, since they both could look the part just fine. As for their figures, they remedied that with padded undergarments. When Marluxia learned Yazoo would move to the town she was going to move to, both were thrilled.
This morning, Marluxia obviously decided that it was a good day to take the birthday present out for a spin. It was customized and a present from Luxia's beloved sister.
Yazoo got into the car and grinned at her pink-haired companion.
"So, ready to go, flower-boy?" She smirked and Marluxia started the car up with an identical cat-like smile.
"Only when you are. Do you think your dad would mind if I borrowed his new shampoo?" The pink-head wondered.
"He doesn't have new shampoo." Yazoo said. "Not anymore he doesn't. Anyway, it works better for me." Marluxia grinned, flipping her hair. "No flipping while driving." Yazoo murmured in good spirits, excited for the new day ahead of them.
"You think we should've left off the hot pink corvette? People are staring, Lu." Yazoo whispered.
"Let them deal with that." Marluxia replied confidently. She was completely in control when she stepped out, and eyes followed the pink-haired beauty, and Yazoo stifled a laugh as Marluxia flipped her hair for added effect.
"No way are you out-flipping me, Lulu." Yazoo muttered, grinning as she herself made a dramatically big exit from the car and the two made one hell of a commotion.
This was win number one for the pair on their first day of an interesting year.
"Hey, Axel, sounds like we've got new frou-frous girls in the school. Demyx told me about them. They've got a freaking pink corvette!" Larxene exclaimed.
"You just don't want to let them out-bitch you, Larxy. Anyway, we'll just deal with them like we do the usual skank squad. Can't be that hard." Axel said smugly.
"Right, so you're saying these guys will be just like Amanda, Kate and Darienne? Let's see if I can't change that." Larxene said.
"They were practically drooling all over the floors, Luxia! Oh, we are good." Yazoo said triumphantly while she and Marluxia found their lockers. "Yeah, we are. Hey, Yaz, be careful though." Said the pink-head.
"Hmm? Why?"
"I saw some girl. She was giving me the death glare of the century. I think we've made an enemy before we even started talking to anyone."
Yazoo groaned and hit her head on the locker. "This is bad. Marluxia, what if this'll ruin our good start?"
"It won't. I swear to you, Yaz, I won't destroy your year."
Marluxia felt like bad karma was getting at her. First the death glare, and then a class jerk.
As she entered her first class, she bumped into a male with flaming red hair and tattoos underneath his eyes.
"Hey, watch where you're going." Was Marluxia's automatic remark, but when the male held out his hand to her, she clammed up and moved to grab it. But he snatched it out of her reach.
"Why don't you?" He said irritably, going in. Marluxia sighed. She definitely wasn't in the mood for this.
She got up off her butt and entered the classroom, keeping as straight a face as possible (A/N: ironic, isn't it?)
Somehow, the classroom got marginally quieter when she came in, but as she stood at the door, a hand was put on her shoulder and a man that must have been a teacher asked her, "You're the new student, am I right?"
She nodded at him. He looked strange; he had long blue hair and a scar on his forehead. He led her to the front of the room as people had already gotten to their seats.
"This is our new student. I hope you'll treat her well and don't try anything stupid on her just because she's new that will send your asses to the principal's office." Announced the teacher. Then he turned to her.
"I'm Saïx Luna, just call me what your classmates call me. And you?" "Marluxia Gainsborough." Marluxia replied.
"I'll leave it to you to introduce yourself to the class. Sit- hmm… Over there, in the empty seat near the window." He told her. She went over to the seat and felt eyes on her as she sat down.
And lo and behold, she was lucky enough to have a certain someone in the seat behind her. "Oh, look, it's pinky." Said the redhead contemptuously.
"If you've got a problem with my hair you can kiss yours goodbye in the next two minutes." Marluxia said calmly.
"Geez, wake up on the wrong side of the flowerbed today? I can't believe you're a Gainsborough. How can you be related to good ol' Aerith? She's way too nice to be any way related to you." The redhead remarked.
"She's my sister. And you sort of ruined a good day for me so don't go saying anything I'll make you regret." Marluxia's eyes narrowed.
"Hey, don't worry about Axel, he's always like that. Hey, Pinky, you Aerith's sis?" Marluxia turned to see a blonde girl grinning in the seat beside hers.
"My name is Marluxia, not Pinky. And yeah, Aerith's my sister. Who're you?" Marluxia asked, annoyed because of the lack of proper introduction.
"Larxene's the name. That pyro behind you is Axel." The blonde replied.
"Yeah, I kinda figured he was a pyro." Marluxia remarked.
"Hey, have I seen you before?" Axel said suddenly. "Yes, when you bulldozed me at the door." Marluxia replied.
Axel frowned and silenced.
"I like your attitude, Marly." Larxene laughed.
"Yeah, well, if you call me Marly again, you're getting a taste of this 'attitude'." Marluxia threatened cheerfully.
"Fine. Marlu?"
"No."
"Marl?"
"No way."
"Pinky?"
"Not a chance in hell."
"Marla?"
"What the fuck?"
"Marxy?"
"…"
"Marxy it is then." Larxene said smugly, and Marluxia sighed.
"You win. Hey, by the way, what do people call Mr. Luna here?" Marluxia asked, her eyes reverting to the bluenette who had his back to them as he wrote on the board.
"Saïx. Just Saïx, no Mr., no Luna. He's a cool teacher, definitely, but in every sense scary when he wants to be or when he gets pissed off." Larxene replied.
"That's nice." Marluxia said absently, feeling eyes on her again. But that wasn't going to be easy to take care of since it seemed like everyone was staring at her except a fair few people.
"Hey, Marxy, a piece of advice. Keep away from the 'popular girls', or as I like to call them, the skank squad. They're more trouble than they're worth." Larxene said seriously, before Saïx called everyone's attention.
Yazoo was obviously having a better day, when she got introduced to the class. When she sat down, someone tapped her on the shoulder, and she was face-to-face with a male with fiery red hair and tattoos under his eyes.
"Yo. Name's Reno." He said, an easy-going look on his face. Yazoo smiled back her winning grin, feeling victorious in her own mind.
A point for me. I wonder how much Luxia's got. Yazoo turned back and feigned attentiveness, mentally tracing Reno's smug expression.
I wonder if it's a good time to believe in love at first sight.
Yazoo was keen on finding Marluxia in the lunch room, wanting to tell her all the good stuff that happened, although she shut up before she could even say a word, seeing the infamous 'piss me off even more and I'll kill you' look on the brunette's face.
Yazoo whistled. "Bad day?" She said timidly. Marluxia's glare shut her up once again.
"I've met four bitches, three ditzes, two bastards and a son-of-a-bitch in the last four hours. I won't even ask about your day, sunshine, you're obviously beaming." Marluxia, at least lightening up a bit at the last comment.
"Sorry." Yazoo said slowly.
"Sorry? You're kidding me. Come on, tell me all about it." Marluxia's glare vanished and was replaced with a smile.
"Well, first I met this guy-"
"Stop right there, I don't wanna hear it." Marluxia cut off, turning her attentions from her friend to her egg sandwich.
As Yazoo started whining, their conversation was cut off when someone approached.
"Hey, Marxy." Larxene stood beside their virtually empty table and smirked. "Marxy? Why didn't I think of that?" Yazoo wondered aloud, smiling wryly.
"Oh hey, Yazoo. Oh hey, Larx. Larxene, Yazoo, Yazoo, Larxene." Marluxia said in a bored tone.
"Great, then. Join the table." Larxene said, almost good-naturedly.
Marluxia looked at her questioningly as well as looking like Larxene had grown a second head that looked like Snow White.
They followed her to two tables put together and a number of interesting-looking people.
"Well, anyway, I'm hungry so this is Demyx, that emo kid's Zexion, kid over there's Roxas, and other kid's Yuffie. The others ain't here yet, so it isn't my problem." Larxene said quickly, ignoring the simultaneous exclamations of Roxas and Yuffie, indignantly saying, "I'm not a kid!"
Marluxia noticed that Yuffie and Demyx seemed to have identical smiles, and Zexion had his face buried in a book. Roxas looked just about unconcerned but otherwise normal.
Yazoo kept looking around, as if expecting someone, but the next thing Marluxia saw didn't make her feel any better.
Yazoo heard hat might've been a hiss, but it was just Marluxia sounding displeased.
The svelte silver-head looked where her friend was looking and her heart almost skipped a beat, but immediately realized that she thought wrong.
A familiar red head was walking over, tattoos under his eyes and an easy-going expression, but he wasn't the teen Yazoo had seen that morning; the tattoos were somewhat different and the hair was as well.
"Oh, hey, pinky." He drawled, seating himself beside Roxas. "Axel." Marluxia said vituperatively.
Yazoo sighed and was about to give up on looking around when someone tapped her on the head lightly. It was he, she realized as she turned around.
"Reno." Yazoo said cheerily, contrasting heavily to Marluxia's former tone.
Marluxia stared at Reno as anyone would to see the twins, their identicalness adding to their extremely unique demeanor for anyone's shock.
"Yo, Pinky." Reno said, seating himself beside Axel. Marluxia glared, making Reno shudder involuntarily.
"Don't mind Luxia, but I'm pretty sure Pinky doesn't work. This is my best friend Marluxia. Lu, that's Reno. " Yazoo said pointedly.
"Got'cha." Reno said. "The displeasure's all mine." Marluxia mumbled.
Yazoo slapped her lightly on the shoulder blade.
Even Marluxia cracked the tiniest of smiles.
Maybe it won't be so bad.
First chapter XD Skank squad got inspired by Lady K. too, from her AC 90210 story. Well anyway, I won't be likely to continue without readers, and how the hell should I know there are readers without reviews? Anyway, hope you review my beloved people. :3 Flames shall be fended off by Axel.
Axel: You didn't give me power over fire in this story.
Billie: Damn. hides under sheep
Salamat, thanks