El gigante

El gigante, your butt is big and green,

El gigante, you're really tall and mean,

El gigante, you like to eat dogs,

El gigante, you like crushing logs,

Hell, you are a bad motherfucker,

And going against you, Leon is a sucker,

Your head is so big and bold,

Of you I was not told,

You just showed up in the game,

And when I died the game got 100 more lame,

You fell on me,

But I didn't see,

The dodge buttons appear on the screen,

And there is me, and angry teen,

You screwed up my game a lot,

Even though I'm a good shot,

I'll quote "I can hit you in the eye from here."

But now from you, I live in fear,

YOU CRUSHED ME GODDAMN IT!

You stupid, fat, ugly tit,

Why do I bother, pro mode just isn't me yet,

Oh well, I'll have to get the game shark set,

Oh, how unfortunate, you're going to get smacked like a bitch,

By my sis, otherwise known as "Twitch",

Because you are a big ugly ogre who smells funny too,

You make strange noises I can swear I heard you moo,

You're an annoyance a block in the way of finishing the game,

Just you existing is such a shame,

You are just like Nemesis; I hate you so much,

Dying from your touch,

Ever time you somehow manage to squash me,

Ah well, I'm going to get off this game now, first it was the chainsaw dude,

Who was incredibly rude,

Now you, the big fat fuck,

And with you, I never have any luck,

So, bye for now,

Can't be assed, shutting down,

I think I'm going to go up town,

And ignore this game, great plan!

Fuck this ogre man,

Buibui!