Interview with Voldemort

Me: Hiii Voldeman

Voldemort: It's Lord Voldemort.

Me: OOOOOH ooopsie! *burp*

Voldemort: I'm disgusted. Why am I wasting my time with this muggle?

Me: HEY! Who you calling a muggle? You're here for an interview. Comprende?

Voldemort: *takes out wand*

Me: What do you think you're going to do?

Voldemort: Foolish child, Ava-

Me: Waiiit! Time Out!

Voldemort: What? There's no time out. *starts over again* Ava-

Me: Nooooo, you're saying it wrong!

Voldemort: I am?

Me: Yessss! You're supposed to say it like this: AVADA KEDAVRA!

Voldemort: *drops dead*
Me: OOOPSIE! Oh Mr. Voldeman, are you ok?! I'm soo sorry I killed you.

Voldemort: You should be, foolish child! You actually thought you killed the Lord? You're wrong! Now you pay for what you did! *looks for wand* Hold on....

Me: Mr. Voldie?

Voldemort: What?

Me: Are you looking for this? *holding a wand that has stickers with Teletubbies and Barney*

Voldemort: Oh yes! Give me that will you?

Me: What's the magic word?

Voldemort: GIVE ME MY WAND OR I'LL TELL MY MOMMY!

Me: *dying of laughter drops the wand*

Voldemort: Aha! I have the wand now. You will be finished.

Me: I'm weaally wcared.

Voldemort: You should be. Avad-

Me: Cut! I want to ask you something, Voldeman.

Voldemort: Hurry, I have to go meet the Teletubbies after I kill you.

Me: *giggles* Whose your favorite Teletubby?

Voldemort: Well, I'll have to say Po because she's just so adorable. *squeals*

Me: *takes a step back*

Voldemort: Where do you think you're going? You are not leaving until you die.

Me: But but.....I'm too young to die.

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA! *flash of green light and i drop dead*


the end!

i know that was stupid. i was on a sugar high but now it's gone so i had to end it. well review.

disclaimer: voldemort belongs to j.k. rowling. she can have him!