Interview with Voldemort
Me: Hiii Voldeman
Voldemort: It's Lord Voldemort.
Me: OOOOOH ooopsie! *burp*
Voldemort: I'm disgusted. Why am I wasting my time with this muggle?
Me: HEY! Who you calling a muggle? You're here for an interview. Comprende?
Voldemort: *takes out wand*
Me: What do you think you're going to do?
Voldemort: Foolish child, Ava-
Me: Waiiit! Time Out!
Voldemort: What? There's no time out. *starts over again* Ava-
Me: Nooooo, you're saying it wrong!
Voldemort: I am?
Me: Yessss! You're supposed to say it like this: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Voldemort: *drops dead*
Me: OOOPSIE! Oh Mr. Voldeman, are you ok?! I'm soo sorry I killed you.
Voldemort: You should be, foolish child! You actually thought you killed the Lord? You're wrong! Now you pay for what you did! *looks for wand* Hold on....
Me: Mr. Voldie?
Voldemort: What?
Me: Are you looking for this? *holding a wand that has stickers with Teletubbies and Barney*
Voldemort: Oh yes! Give me that will you?
Me: What's the magic word?
Voldemort: GIVE ME MY WAND OR I'LL TELL MY MOMMY!
Me: *dying of laughter drops the wand*
Voldemort: Aha! I have the wand now. You will be finished.
Me: I'm weaally wcared.
Voldemort: You should be. Avad-
Me: Cut! I want to ask you something, Voldeman.
Voldemort: Hurry, I have to go meet the Teletubbies after I kill you.
Me: *giggles* Whose your favorite Teletubby?
Voldemort: Well, I'll have to say Po because she's just so adorable. *squeals*
Me: *takes a step back*
Voldemort: Where do you think you're going? You are not leaving until you die.
Me: But but.....I'm too young to die.
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA! *flash of green light and i drop dead*
the end!
i know that was stupid. i was on a sugar high but now it's gone so i had to end it. well review.
disclaimer: voldemort belongs to j.k. rowling. she can have him!
Me: Hiii Voldeman
Voldemort: It's Lord Voldemort.
Me: OOOOOH ooopsie! *burp*
Voldemort: I'm disgusted. Why am I wasting my time with this muggle?
Me: HEY! Who you calling a muggle? You're here for an interview. Comprende?
Voldemort: *takes out wand*
Me: What do you think you're going to do?
Voldemort: Foolish child, Ava-
Me: Waiiit! Time Out!
Voldemort: What? There's no time out. *starts over again* Ava-
Me: Nooooo, you're saying it wrong!
Voldemort: I am?
Me: Yessss! You're supposed to say it like this: AVADA KEDAVRA!
Voldemort: *drops dead*
Me: OOOPSIE! Oh Mr. Voldeman, are you ok?! I'm soo sorry I killed you.
Voldemort: You should be, foolish child! You actually thought you killed the Lord? You're wrong! Now you pay for what you did! *looks for wand* Hold on....
Me: Mr. Voldie?
Voldemort: What?
Me: Are you looking for this? *holding a wand that has stickers with Teletubbies and Barney*
Voldemort: Oh yes! Give me that will you?
Me: What's the magic word?
Voldemort: GIVE ME MY WAND OR I'LL TELL MY MOMMY!
Me: *dying of laughter drops the wand*
Voldemort: Aha! I have the wand now. You will be finished.
Me: I'm weaally wcared.
Voldemort: You should be. Avad-
Me: Cut! I want to ask you something, Voldeman.
Voldemort: Hurry, I have to go meet the Teletubbies after I kill you.
Me: *giggles* Whose your favorite Teletubby?
Voldemort: Well, I'll have to say Po because she's just so adorable. *squeals*
Me: *takes a step back*
Voldemort: Where do you think you're going? You are not leaving until you die.
Me: But but.....I'm too young to die.
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA! *flash of green light and i drop dead*
the end!
i know that was stupid. i was on a sugar high but now it's gone so i had to end it. well review.
disclaimer: voldemort belongs to j.k. rowling. she can have him!