a/n: Yeah so since this fic has adult situations and stuff… I just decided to make it take place when they're older, like late high school age. Its funny cause in the first chapter I'm all explaining how they're meeting at the bridge and what-not. Let's pretend they still do that. :D

June 10th

10:29 pm

Dear Diary,

Do you know how hard it is to pick yourself up and do something completely irrelevant, when you know you have to fix or do something else? It's terrible. I fell out of bed this morning and then after I had half a salami for breakfast, I took a walk in my pajamas. What am I, a drunk? Yeah, I felt like crap. The bottoms of my pants got all muddy and ripped from walking in foliage… I didn't really care at the time. I tried to clear my thoughts and relax, but my anxiousness kept coming back and biting my fricken head off. Bad feeling. When I walked down the street, it felt like I was going 55 on the freeway. Apparently, those exist. Yeah, I know it's weird, isn't it?

I met Shino when I was walking, but it was awkward 'cause he was in a trench coat and somewhat hidden in the shadows. He urged me to talk to him because he was "lonely". So, being groggy, tired, and stupid, I told him everything, even about the party I might have not gone to later in the day. He smiled perversely and reached into his coat pocket for something. I remember thinking he was going to smack me or something. Instead, he pulled out a little vial of liquid. It was translucent green and smelled like piss. He told me it was a love potion. (I was surprised he was on my side…) I knew it was some kind of freakish date rape drug. As desperate as I was, I was having second thoughts. I yelled "fuck it!" and grabbed the bottle. I ran home, feeling guilty, but completely awesome at the same time.

The party was at 5, so I had like 3 hours before hand. (I woke up at 1:45…) I didn't know what to do. A small portion of that time was spent either watching TV, or finishing my 3 ft. q-tip sculpture of a peanut butter flavored cup of frozen yogurt. The rest was just spent taking a shower and getting dressed. I gelled my hair exquisitely (I bought more on my way home) and managed to arrive at Neji's 30 minutes late.

As I entered the door for the first time this afternoon, I saw mostly all of Neji's friends. His teammates, others in our original rookie 9, even that creepy Gaara kid and his siblings were there. I was surprised he was friends with them. But, as I looked up to one of his doorways, behind the living room, I saw Naruto. There he was, pleasantly taking to Sakura, and smiling… I felt for the drug in my pocket and smirked evilly, only some people in the room noticing. Naruto suddenly looked over at me, and quickly disappeared into the house. 'You just wait' I thought. Man, was I acting stupid. I walked over to the couch in the middle of the room and collapsed my ass onto it. From the corner of the room, Shino winked at me. I looked away slowly… very slowly. I felt so out of place, like nobody wanted me, until the rest of the girls asked if I wanted to play truth or dare with them. I said "fuck no!" and walked into the other room. I didn't want it to seem like I was looking for Naruto, so I made it look like I was lost and looking for the bathroom. I felt anxious and nervous at the same time. Is that possible? It's possible… Anyway, it took me forever until I found him.

I opened the door to Neji's guest room (acting like it was the bathroom) and froze when I saw Naruto and Sakura sitting on the bed whispering to each other. They suddenly stopped, and looked at me like I'd just committed a crime. It was awkward. I did the awkward turtle behind my back. Keeping my cool, I leaned against the door frame and said "Hey guys" like it was no big thing. Naruto immediately blushed like mad and shifted his weight behind Sakura. She saw him and said to me: "What are you doing in here?" My eyes were fixed on Naruto, so it took me about 30 seconds to answer her. I think it was along the lines of: "I was looking for the bathroom, but then hey! I found you and now it's a party!" There was a pause. Man I felt so

Ouch… This pen is giving my hand cramps. Can't a guy find a good pen around here? Better switch…

Anyway, I felt so stupid. Naruto whispered something into Sakura's ear, and they both left the room in a hurry. I smacked my forehead, leaving a big embarrassing red mark. Then I realized I really did have to go to the bathroom. I had been there once before, so I knew exactly where it was. As I opened the door, I didn't realize Ino was in there and on the toilet. She screamed madly and I slammed the door. What a psycho bitch! Strangely, Neji came running down the hallway. "What's going on?!" he asked. I furrowed a brow like 'are you serious?' I said "Nothing. Where's your other bathroom?" and he led me to it. I remember thinking how am I gonna get some when Neji is lurking everywhere? What, have I turned into horny psychopath? Yes. I think I have.

After my bathroom visit, I returned to the large living room in which the furniture had been moved to make more space. There was junk food everywhere; bags of chips, cans of soda, dare I say beer? But there was. I'm not the kind of person who drinks, so I didn't have any. I immediately noticed Sakura in the near kitchen, making cups of apple cider. Using my awesome ninja skills, I swooped down next to her, crouched down behind the counters. "Psst!" I whispered. She had already noticed I was there. "What?" she said. I reached into my pocket, pulling out the vial. "Put this in one of the drinks and make sure Naruto gets it." I handed it to her, darting my eyes back and forth as if I were handing her a bag of cocaine. She smirked. "Haha, ok." She whispered back, emptying the vial's contents into one of the plastic cups. I watched it fizz up and turn pink for a few seconds, before turning back into its normal color. She looked back at me. "You didn't see me." I said, and scurried back around the kitchen and into the same hallway as before. I waited a minute or so, before re-entering the living room, acting casual. Sakura was handing the drinks out. And there Naruto was, on the couch, taking his first sip. I grabbed some popcorn of the kitchen counter to eat as I watched. He drank the whole cup in one breath. Nothing happened. 'What?!' I thought. I turned around to go sulk… when I felt someone hug me from behind. Slowly, I turned, lifting the arms away from me. It was Ino. One of her eyes was half closed as she burped. "S-Sasuke!" she said rather loudly. "Where are you going, sweetheart?"

Fuck.

I shoved her away, grabbed Sakura and ran into the other room. "What the hell?!" I yelled softly. She looked a little scared. "I don't know what happened! One minute, I give Naruto the spiked drink, the next Ino got it somehow…" I realized I was gripping her arm rather tight. "Sorry." I said, letting go. "I don't blame you." She smiled and walked away. I was still pissed, though.

After searching the house I found Shino in a closet talking to one of his bugs. He might have called it Freddy or something… I wasn't sure. I grabbed his collar and pulled him towards me. "Tell me what was in that 'potion' you gave me!" I whispered. He smiled. "It's just a basic love potion… all I did was add your DNA to it." I thought about that for a moment. "How did you already have one with my DNA when I saw you?!" I almost screamed. His eyes shifted back and forth, even though it was hard to tell. "You're in high demand these days!" High demand?!!? "Girls are always telling me how they are too shy to talk to you… so I stole some of your hair from your shower drain and made little love potions. They're selling like crazy!" I couldn't hear another word. "I can't believe this…" I said.

'But knowing this, Naruto will definitely fall for me if he drinks it.' I thought. "Shino, do you have any more?" The bug-user reached into his pocket and handed me another small green bottle. "Thanks." I said and left him to his creepy self.

I can't say how fast I ran towards the living room, but I'm sure if Naruto had also been naked, I would have broken the sound barrier. As soon as I reached the doorway, I started walking, casually making my way into the room. There I saw everyone. I thought, nervously 'Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Chouji, Hinata, Kiba, Gaara, Gaara's sister, Gaara's manly sister, … where the fuck is Naruto?!!?!?!?!'

I found out that he left early, so I did too. I thought about going back to his place, but that would just ruin everything. I had to take it slow. I still had the second vial with me, so I excitedly ran home. Then I showered, changed, blah blah. And that was it.

I guess I'll go to sleep now, diary.

[insert evil smiley here]

Hehe! I enjoyed writing this. :D