Author's Notes: Because I haven't posted anything in a long time and I need to.

In response to Suzurin's challenge: "a oneshot story, no word limits, NoelxGaito. It can or cannot be a crack fic, and there must be a suggested threesome with Sara D"

Disclaimer: Do not own Noel, Gakuto/Gaito, Sara, or any other MMPPPP characters.

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Seduction

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"...You're hot."

Sara scowled. "I sacrifice my life for you and you just say that to another Mermaid Princess in front of my face?!"

"Well, yeah." Gaito rolled his eyes and latched onto the deep blue princess' wrist. "Come, let's do kinky things."

"But that would be rude to Sara," Noel protested, blushing. "And I'm not really interested - "

Gaito pressed a finger to her lips and dropped his voice to a seductive purr. "You're not interested? At all? And who says we must be rude to Sara? We could include her if you want..."

"Ew...you two can have fun yourselves, I don't want anything to do with this." Sara wrinkled her nose in disgust. "I wonder if Mitsuki's still around..."

"He...he...he left...he's in Ger...Germany," Noel squeaked, only very slightly aroused by the way Gaito's hand was crawling up her thigh.

Yeah right.

"Well, dammit. Now both of my love interests are gone. What am I supposed to do now?" Sara huffed, crossing her arms.

Gaito's voice was muffled, for he was biting Noel's neck, thus the delighted whimpers coming from the princess. "You chould join ush, Sahra..."

"..."

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And you, Suzu-chan, can leave the rest to your imagination. xD