Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

The OC is ME! Yep! My Nobody name is Rinx.

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"Xemnas?" (A/N: Mansex xDD)

"What? Another infestation of squirrels in Larxene's room?"

"No," said Marluxia.

"Then what is it?"

"This." The Graceful Assassin deposited a girl with black hair held in a ponytail with chopsticks on the ground. A black visor was tilted on her head, and a huge sword was strapped onto her back. "I found her outside."

Xemnas turned around and bent over the girl.

"Wake up." The girl's eyes opened to reveal onyx orbs. She opened her mouth.

"Where the frickin' hell am I?"

"It's proper to say your name first."

"Rinx."

"Wear this," Xemans told RInx. He gave her a black robe. She pulled it on.

"Marluxia, bring her to Larxene."

"She's taking a shower. And you know how long it takes."

"Leave her outside Larxene's room." Marluxia pushed her in front of him and herded her outside.

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"Stay here. This is number XII's room. Larxene," said Marluxia. He walked off, leaving Rinx at Larxene's door. Not a good idea.

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The Trio (Axel, Demyx and Roxas) had just found some coffee and were completely hyper. Zexion was walking down the hall when three blurs (one blond, one redhead and one spiked blond all dressed in black) zoomed past. He just raised an eyebrow and walked on.

A few minutes later, they rushed past Rinx standing outside Larxene's room, still waiting.

"Wait guys! Cutie alert!" yelled Axel. The Trio screeched to a halt,.

"Where?" Demyx asked.

"Back there." The redheaded pyro pointed behind him.

"Race?" suggested Roxas.

"Go!"

They took off at top speed. Axel reached there first, Roxas was second and Demyx was third.

"Hey cutie," Axel winked at Rinx. She narrowed her eyes slightly. "I'm Axel."

"Roxas."

"Demyx."

"I'm Rinx." Axel slung his arm around her. "We'll be great friends, got it memorized?"

Roxas rolled his eyes. "Careful, Axel, she looks like she wants to shove that sword up your ass."

There was a murderous glint in Rinx's eye. She was reaching for her sword, just as Roxas had said.

"Uhh…"Axel quickly got away from her.

"So do you have a nickname?" asked Demyx.

"Well, I'm number XIV, apparently."

"No. I mean like I'm the Melodious Nocturne."

"I don't."

"HUDDLE UP!" yelled the water element. The three gathered together and Rinx could hear mumbling.

About fifteen minutes later, they had come to an agreement.

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Well, this is the first chappie of Pranks, Sarcastic Comments and Love. Written…you guessed it. In class. And proud of it! Review please!

-Rin