"This seems like a ripoff of a ripoff," Dry Bowser remarked as he and Toadette were tied up together above a giant shark tank, with Bruce the mechanical great white shark from Jaws being at the bottom of the tank.

"Hey, I didn't give you permission to speak!" Mr. Game-and-Watch snapped as he gave the middle finger to the boney reptile.

"You can't talk to DB like that! That's rude!" Toadette snapped angrily at Mr. Game-and-Watch as the two were dropped into the tank, the different sharks attacking them.

Lady Palutena farted a brassy deep pitched tuba toot loudly as she fanned the stink with her spinning staff, adding in her two cents, "Yes, and it's both gross AND dangerous..." She let out a trombone like toot that became wet upon thinking back. "...Oh wait, that's farts."

"...anyway, after years of therapy, welcome back... to the Mr. Game-and-Watch Show!" Mr. Game-and-Watch exclaimed as all sorts of weird bullshit was going on in the background, with clips from Super Smash Bros Melee, Super Smash Bros Brawl, and Super Smash Bros 4U playing, with the 2D black man killing the gassy Goddess of Light by smashing her with his Hammer, of which he managed to score a shocking '9'. "Sponsored by Lakithunder!"

"Was it any shock that I would be sparking life to this obscure story from years ago?" Lakithunder stated as everyone booed him for his typical electric puns.

"Was reviving a shitty, unoriginal story part of your plan?" Waluigi jeered as he then began smacking with his purple tennis racket, being dastardly like the Assist Trophy dick he was.

"Of course!" Mr. Game-and-Watch exclaimed as he now had a mask on his face, turning to Silver The Hedgehog and Pichu after burning Waluigi with a 2D match. "Get me food, I'm starving!"

"Hey, can't a girl have her privacy?" Pichu snapped as she was trying to enjoy her time with her precious cheesecake.

Silver gawked in disbelief as his right eye twitched, his arms dropping by his sides. "Wait, weren't you a boy?"

"Yeah, well I got my sex changed." Pichu retorted as she munched on her yellow cheesecake. "Don't judge me!"

Mr. Game-and-Watch, however, was a man of taste, as he gobbled the entire cheesecake up and wrapped Pichu around his thick 2D arms, kissing her on the lips. Silver puked at the sight of Mr. Game-and-Watch and Pichu kissing as Waluigi took the time to change the title, resulting the program in becoming 'the Waluigi Show'.

Needless to say, it didn't last. Master Hand found out about this program while watching the Smash News with Falco Lombardi and Captain Falcon. With a swift snap of his fingers, the Mr. Game-and-Watch Show was no more.

THE SAD END

"I missed being in a Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus fanfic in the Smash Bros category!? Again!?" Exclaimed the devastated, fish sticks obsessed, chrome powered Chrom from Fire Emblem Awakening, letting out a dramatic 'NOOOO' as he then got killed by a pissed off Darth Vader.