Fairy Dust

Summary: I'm seeing things…I'm seeing things…I did NOT just catch a fairy…She did NOT have pink hair…She was NOT cute…UCHIHA SASUKE DOES NOT USE THE WORD CUTE, OKAY?!

Standard Disclaimer Applies.

A Sullen Note: I love you, reviewers. Also, I thank thee for reviewing in my other story I Dare You It seems all of you were willing to take the dare of reviewing. Uh…Also…The rating went up due to some language the characters will be saying. Very sorry. Also, here's some Q & A from my reviewers.

Q from sad lil' angel: If Sakura has the power to grant any of her wishes, why doesn't she wish herself out of the bottle? (Important Question)

A: You see, Sakura can't wish anything that goes against what her 'master' wants. And Sasuke didn't want her out of the bottle. So you see, Sakura can't wish to get out of the bottle and has to get out by brute force. Sometimes, I myself, wonder how such a tiny fairy has so much strength. But this is Sakura we're talking about. And that's all the answers my own question.

Q (not really) from s-makn: Sasuke-teme, why would you have enjoyed watching a fairy suffocate?!

A: He's sadistic and enjoys torturing (cute) things like Sakura. And what's funny is she's almost the only thing he thinks is cute.

Q (not really) from Scarlett mouse: Um you used the f word should this really b k+?

A: Very sorry. It seems I have unconsciously typed that when I was very angry at a friend of mine who spilt apple juice all over me. And so, I realize I might have a bit more language in here so the rating has gone up.

Chapter Two:

A Shocking Realization!…Not Really.

Sasuke sighed. 'Mm. So quiet.'

Wait. Pause. Stop walking. And any other word that meant 'stop'.

Eyecatch!: There's no trashing coming from Sasuke's backpack and something's missing from the keychain…

'Wait a second. It's a bit too quiet.'

He paled when a weird feeling bubbled in his stomach. He was very sure it wasn't the need to use the bathroom. And that was when he reached a shocking realization!…Well…Not really.

"Crap. I think I forgot Sakura."

The Uchiha mentally hit himself when he felt his conscience talking to him. It had sarcastically screamed out a, 'UUUUH, YA THINK

He sighed and ran a hand through his raven hair. "Well, I better head back to the classroom." The teen muttered to himself as he spun on his heel and went the direction he came from.

'Hm. Actually, now that I think about it, Naruto didn't walk with me to class. Maybe he's still in the classroom…' Sasuke was a smart boy. Add them all up, and well, he got the answer. '…Crap. What if he found Sakura?' He felt a headache wash over his head.

The Uchiha boy found his pace turning from a sluggish walk into a fast paced walk and then into a run. All he thought was, 'Screw 'no running in the halls'

He was silently relieved that the teacher had also left and wouldn't have another class until and hour from now so he barged in, unafraid of what would've been the next class staring at him. Instead, he saw the blonde with his back facing him and an item in his hands.

"Naruto! Where the hell is my bottle-" Sasuke's eyes widened when he realized what was in the blonde's hands. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SAKURA?"

The said boy turned around to look and Sasuke. "Oh? Is that what your doll's name is?" He grinned and started to move her arms around with his fingers gently. "Ne, ne, it suits her!"

"…Doll?" Sasuke muttered in disbelief as he raised an eyebrow.

'Sasuke-kun! Go along with it!' She inwardly sighed. Man, the things she did to protect her secret.

Sasuke blinked when he received the telepathic message from the slightly twitching fairy. 'What do you mean go along with itA scowl spread across his face as he slapped his forehead, earning a questioning look from the Uzumaki.

'I'm pretending to be a doll, baka. Come on! Go along with it, stupid She growled warningly as she felt herself begin to sweat and her doll smile slowly turning upside down.

The teen snorted. She called him stupid twice in one telepathic message. He sighed and rubbed the back of his head, not quite believing he was doing this.

"Uh…Yeah…It's a limited edition…uh…Voodoo doll?" Sasuke tilted his head. The only dolls he knew were Barbie, Bratz, and Voodoo dolls. Yeah…But he was pretty sure his older brother might know a thing or two about dolls. He inwardly snickered at the memory of finding his aniki's 'box of barbies' as he called it.

Naruto made a scrunched up face. "Voodoo doll?"

'Voodoo doll?! Did you pull that one out of your butt, Sasuke-teme?!' Sakura inwardly growled lowed enough for him to get the message. 'Do I SERIOUSLY look like a voodoo doll?! A deadly aura radiated from her.

'Crap. Sudden suffix change.'

"This cute thing is a voodoo doll?" The blonde cooed as he continued to move Sakura up and down as if she was walking.

'Well, he has better taste in girls than you do.' Sakura snickered when Sasuke twitched and grimly thought back,

'I'm not interested in girls.'

'Oh. So you're gaySakura stifled a laugh when she saw the Uchiha resisting the urge to grab her and rip her to little pieces. But good thing he's good at resisting or else those three wishes would go down the drain.

'NOSasuke thought back as he gritted his teeth. He sighed. 'Well, there was this girl back then, though.'

Sakura stayed silent. 'What'd she look like?'

'She looked like…' His eyes narrowed. '…you?…Wait…When we first met, you said, 'I get to become human ag-' and you stopped yourself from saying the next word.'

'…' Sakura just smiled and said nothing.

'… 'again' is the only word that fits after human.' Onyx eyes widened. 'Are you-'

His thought was interrupted when he heard the blonde laugh and made a remark that really pushed him off the edge.

"Sasuke-teme, I didn't know you played with dolls!" Naruto laughed as he put the pink haired fairy back in the bottle carefully. "But then again, I never heard about a voodoo doll with wings…"

"It's limited edition…" Sasuke muttered. "It's special because with one pin, I can curse you to the depths of hell." His smiled a small smile. A small sadistic smile. And he went a bit wider when Naruto started to sweat uncontrollably.

'Don't tell me you're really going to poke me with a pin…' Sakura thought as she glared at Sasuke from her bottle.

'Maybe. Actually, that sounds kind of fun.' Sasuke thought as he smirked.

'You wouldn't dare…'

BRING!!

BRING!!

Naruto and Sasuke flinched when ANOTHER shocking (not really) realization hit them.

They had skipped class.

And from Sakura's point of view, they had skipped class TO PLAY WITH DOLLS. She started to laugh her bottom off.

Naruto raised his eyebrow and looked around. "Eh? I thought I heard something! Did you hear it, Sasuke-teme?" He scratched his head and mumbled to himself, "I swear, I heard something…"

The corner of Sasuke's mouth twitched up as he tried not to mess anything up. "No, I didn't hear anything." 'Damn it, Sakura, shut up already!'

Sakura just gave a content sigh and wiped a tear from her eye. 'That was a good laugh. But it tired me out.' She yawned and gave a stretch before curling up into a ball. 'I think I'll take a nap.'

Sasuke sighed in relief as he picked up the bottle and carefully placed it in his bag, hoping that the pink haired fairy wouldn't wake up. Thank goodness, she didn't.

"Naruto, you can't tell anyone about my, uh…" Sasuke sighed. Of all the things he was actually doing for Sakura. "…my voodoo doll." His voice began to crack.

The blonde grinned. "Sure! Of course I wouldn't tell my-" His face darkened and an evil grin spread across his face. "-best friend's darkest secret…"

"Naruto--" Sasuke growled warningly. "--get back here!" He yelled at the blonde who had run off.

Well, it's normal for best friends to do that. To tell them secrets, then they pretend to get ready to tell people, but in the end, they're just joking. But, hey. Sasuke can't resist the urge to chase Naruto with a killing intent.

"SASUKE-TEME, I WAS KIDDING! I WAS KIDDING! STOP CHASING ME ALREADY!!"

A few hours later, the bell rang indicating lunch time.

A frown of distaste was plastered on Sakura's face.

"Where are we?"

"On the roof."

"EH? YOU'RE GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE?!"

Sasuke gathered the little fairy into his hands and squeezed her. He glared until she flailed her arms and choked out, "M-my mi-mistake."

"Good." The Uchiha dropped her then shoved a tomato onigiri, courtesy of Sakura, into his mouth.

"Are you talking about the food or me shutting up?" Sakura asked as she took a seat on his head. He stayed silent for a minute before replying with, "Both." "Jerk." "Yes, I know."

"I have a question, Sasuke-kun."

"Hn."

"Why don't you sit with other people?"

Sasuke gave her a weird look and swallowed before replying, "Too annoying."

"But you've got Naruto."

"That dope? He comes and bothers me everyday." The Uchiha checked his watch. "He's coming in about thirty seconds."

Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

"25 seconds."

"GAH!" Thud. Thud. Thud. Thud. "Grrr…" Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

"Fifteen seconds."

Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.

"Five."

Stomp.

"Four."

Stomp.

"Three."

Stomp.

"Two."

Stomp. Sasuke took out a banana peel form a nearby garbage can and placed it in front of the door.

"One."

The door slammed open.

"SASUKE-TEME!!"

Slip.

"GAAAH! YOU DIRTY-!!"

"You totally did that on purpose, didn't you?" Sakura frowned as she shoved the grain of rice into her mouth.

"Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't." Sasuke shrugged. "Take a guess."

"You did."

"Correct. 20 points for you." The Uchiha stated as he held up a sign with a neat '20' on it.

Bonk.

Sakura had taken out a hammer (which was at LEAST twice her size) and hit Sasuke right on top of his head.

Sasuke had a deadly look on his face and a flaming aura emitting from him as he glared at the pink haired fairy who wore an innocent look on her face. "Why'd you do that?"

"You deserved it." She replied monotonously as she shrugged and quickly (but magically) put her hammer in her…Pocket?

The Uchiha just shrugged it off as he began to munch on the tomato onigiri in his mouth.

"I'VE MADE IT!"

They heard Naruto yell as he began to cry. Sasuke sighed. The only thing that was missing now was the background music.

"I could add that, if you want." Sakura suggested after reading his mind. The boy just sent her a sarcastic look and then shook his head. A yawn escaped his lips as he leaned against the fence and closed his eyes.

"You're best friends, right?" The little fairy asked as she took a bite of the micro sized tomato. Sasuke grunted in respond as his nose twitched. "He just says that." His companion just frowned in response and sighed.

"Hey, Sasuke-teme!"

Sasuke looked up and sighed. Sakura grinned and whispered, "Liar." into his ear as she hid behind his bang. He stretched, slightly scaring the falling Sakura on purpose.

The school day ended quicker than expected as Sasuke walked home. Alone, of course, besides the companionship of his fairy friend. He almost ran when he heard a familiar blonde's voice call out to him.

"My kami-sama, this guy doesn't know when to quit…" He grumbled to himself. "Isn't he your friend?" Sakura asked as she held onto Sasuke's bang for dear life when she took a glance at the concrete ground. It seems she had forgotten she has WINGS on her back.

"Sasuke-teme! Wazzup?" Naruto grinned as he ran up next to the Uchiha and gave him a nice, hard slap on the back. He earned a grunt in reply.

"So? Where do you live?" The Uzumaki asked before pointing to the mansion. "That's it, right? Wow. Nice place." He gave a hearty laugh. Sasuke gave a sigh and nodded warily. Sakura giggled quietly as she sat on his shoulder, her delicate legs swinging back and forth.

"For the love of Sakura, why do you keep following me?!"

Sakura nearly fell off of the speaker's shoulder and the rash remark. Naruto's eyes widened as he stumbled slightly.

"Who's Sakura?" Naruto asked as he scratched his whiskered cheek. "Your girlfriend or something?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes while Sakura scoffed. Each one had a slight tinge on there cheeks, though.

"I follow 'cause you're my friend, right?"

A moment of silence left Sasuke no choice but to agree.

"Yeah…"

One laughed and the other sighed.

But Sakura knew inwardly that Sasuke was smiling, no matter what he showed.

"Ah! The bus is leaving, the bus is leaving!" Naruto chanted frantically as he whipped out a skateboard out of nowhere and began skateboarding to the running bus. "See ya tomorrow!" He called out, disappearing along with the bus.

An exasperated sigh.

"So, why'd you call out my name?"

"Shut up."

"You're getting attached to me, aren't you?"

She began to poke his cheek.

"Aww, how sw-"

The Uchiha turned his head and blew her away.

"Awaaaah!" She grabbed onto his bang and wailed, "What the heck was that for?"

"You deserved it." Was his stern reply.

Sakura sighed but then smiled brightly.

Maybe staying with this guy won't be so bad.

xXxXxXx

She changed her mind.

"Let me go, you pervert, let me go!" The fairy cried out as she flailed around, kicking and screaming as he had plucked her up with the back of her dress.

He stuck his tongue out, causing her to flail around even more.

"Ugh, don't tell me you're going to eat me!"

The Uchiha sadistically nudged her with his nose, causing her to swing back and forth faster. "You stinky, good for nothing- PUT ME DOWN!"

She cried even more. "He's going to really eat me! He's going to really eat me…" She chanted as she felt herself spinning.

Sasuke smirked.

Maybe being with her wouldn't be so bad after all.

He cackled.

Authoress' Note: This wasn't long because when I planned everything out, I didn't give to much detail on what would happen in this chapter so I didn't know how to make it a bit longer.

Preview Quote:

"Sasuke, is it me, or is that a fairy?" -Neji

Har har har. So did Neji find out what Sasuke has? Finally, Neji, and maybe Hinata, will be introduced in the next chapter. Or did I introduce them already? Ooh, I can't remember. Sue me.

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