Yosh! Anousa, everyone! Koneko-chan's in da house! All right! I'm all geared up to make this new story! Yatta! Okay, this time it's about Sasuke and Naruto in the modern world. There's a lot of sad plots in this story... Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy this as much as my other stories! Woot! Oh, and I'm taking two new faces to be my assistants for this story! Woot, presenting...Sasori and Deidara!

Deidara: Hi everyone, un!

Sasori: ...

Koneko: Hey there, you two! What's up?

Deidara: Oh, nothing much...

Koneko: Really?

Sasori: ...no...

Koneko: Oh...

Well, I can't wait to hear their stories! On the meantime, here's your story! Woot!

Warning: Yaoiness ahead! Don't like it, go away! Shoo! The others, please stay and enjoy the story! Contains OOCness too.

Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, probably ShinoKiba, ItaNaru

Disclaimer: I would be the happiest person in the world if Naruto's mine...but sadly, he's not...


Conduct 1: New Kid in Town

"Oi, Naruto! You're late again!"

'Oops! That sounds like Iruka-sensei!'

The blond turned around. A few metres from him was the brown-haired teacher with a scar on his face. He was folding his arms together, looking quite pissed with the kitsune. Naruto gulped and grinned sheepishly towards the man. Iruka sighed and went towards the whiskered boy.

"Including today, you've been late for three days straight, Mr. Uzumaki! Tell me, what's the problem?"

"Haha..." he laughed nervously. "I woke up later than usual today..."

The teacher frowned. "Always with the same reason...right! I'm not giving you any more of my sympathy today! Come with me to the staffroom! Now, Naruto!"

"Okay..." he sighed.

He followed Iruka to the teacher's room which was located on the second floor of Block A. Iruka had asked him to carry a few of his stuffs to the room. By the time they reached there, Naruto was breathing heavily. He was rather tired after carrying Iruka's stuffs. After putting the stuffs on the table, he waited for the next order from his teacher.

"Take this and give it to Kakashi-sensei, Naruto," he handed some documents.

"Nani? Not that pervert?!"

"Shut up, Naruto!" Iruka frowned again, blushing slightly. "Just give it to him! And also, ask him to hand you the documents of the new student in our class. Tell him that I need them..."

"O...wait a minute! New student?"

The man nodded. "Yeah, there's going to be a new guy in class. His name's Sasuke, Uchiha Sasuke."

"An Uchiha?" Naruto wondered. 'Isn't that the name of a Yakuza group?'

"Uh huh! Now, just go and do what I told you! Quick! The class's going to start soon!"

Naruto pouted and mumbled something under his breath. Then, he walked towards the silver-haired man's room. His room was in the physics lab, as he was the Science teacher. The blond whistled as he walked towards the end of the block. Then, he stopped in a sudden. Standing in front of the lab was a guy with blue-black hair and black eyes.

'Who's that?' he wondered.

Nevertheless, he approached the raven and stood beside him, in front of the door. He knocked it a few times. After a while, the teacher opened the door. He stared at Naruto for a second, then turned towards the other guy, returning back to the kitsune after a while. Then, he smiled and asked the both of them to come in.

"So, what brings you here today, Naruto?" he asked.

"Well, Iruka-sensei asked me to hand these documents to you," he replied, handing the documents to Kakashi. "He also asked me to get the documents of the new student in class 3A2; Uchiha Sasuke."

Kakashi nodded, smiling. "Yes, yes, here's the documents he asked. So, is there anything else?"

"No, Kakashi-sensei..."

"Okay then, you can go now..." he smiled. "Oh, and bring this student with you. He came here to meet Iruka-sensei."

"Yes, sensei."

Then, the both of them left the room. Naruto was pacing as usual, the raven followed him closely. He didn't give a slight care about the guy, though. 'Darn it! I have to get to Iruka-sensei fast! Then, I have to rush to class quickly before the class starts! And this slowpoke behind me is walking as slow as a snail! Even slower! Darn him!'

"Oi, slowpoke!" he called, not caring to turn around. "Faster, will ya?"

"Shut up, dobe..."

He stopped immediately, clenching his fists tightly. "What did you call me, teme?!"

"Oi, oi, Naruto! What's going on here?"

Before his fist manage to reach the raven's face, Iruka-sensei appeared. He grumbled something. Then, he noticed the smirk on the taller guy's face. He cursed the guy under his breath. 'Kuso, you baka teme!'

"Go back to your class now, Naruto," the teacher ordered. "I'll be following you right after I deal with the new student."


Later, in class...

"Oi, Naruto! Over here!"

The blond looked up and noticed his pals; Kiba, Shikamaru and Neji. The dog-boy was waving at him. He grinned and went towards them, taking his seat beside the Hyuuga. The older guy smiled a good morning at him and received a smile from the kitsune.

"So, you're late again?" Kiba asked.

"Yeah..." he sighed. "And you know what, Iruka-sensei asked me to give some documents to that perverted Science teacher of ours!"

"You mean Kakashi?"

He rolled his eyes. "Who else..."

"Ehem! Quiet, class! Take your seats now!"

All of them returned to their places. Iruka-sensei was standing in front of the class. Naruto stared pointlessly at him. Suddenly, he noticed someone at the door. He watched closely and realised it was the same black-haired guy that he met earlier at the lab. He frowned and wondered, 'Is he the new guy? No way...'

"Yosh! Today we're going to have a new friend! He's from Oto High School and starting from today, he's going to study here in KonohaPrivate School with us! Let me introduce him! Uchiha Sasuke, please come in!"

'Right...'

The raven entered the class casually, not making any sound at all. He stared at all the students in the class with no emotion on his face. Then, he saw Naruto. Slowly, a smile crept onto his face. Actually, it was more of a smirk than a smile. He kept staring at the frowning kitsune with the same smirk plastered on his smug face.

"Okay Sasuke, you'll be sitting..." Iruka looked around the class. "There, beside Uzumaki Naruto! I hope you two will get along and be friends with each other. Please take your seat as I will start the class soon..."

'This...is...the...worst day in my whole life!'

- Owari -


End of chapter one! How's that for a starter? Like it? Okay, because this is just the beginning, you still can't see the main point yet. That's okay, 'cause you'll soon find out! Just wait patiently, 'kay? Yosh, woot!

Deidara: You're great at making stories, Koneko-chan! Un!

Koneko: Soundeska, Dei-chan!

Sasori: I thought you're in the middle of your exams...

Koneko: Yup!

Deidara: Aren't you worried then?

Koneko: Not one bit! (grins)

That's right! I'm not worried at all about my exams! For me, what's done is done, there's still more to do after that! Anyway, please review! Woot! Ja ne!