The Truth, The Whole Truth…and Nothing But It!

Bonus Chapter: THE SAND NIN!

Temari stared at her brothers. "We're under what Gaara?"

"A truth jutsu."

"Oh," said Kankuro.

"Soo…who's gonna talk?"

"…"

"Well…no matter what I say, it's gonna divulge something creepy right?"

"Yeah pretty much."

"…"

"So..Temari…how's Shika?"

"Well, yesterday we made out under a tree and he felt me up."

"…?!"

"Dear lord that sounds…hot."

"?! KANKURO YOU PERV!"

"I concur…"

"Sorry…my head's weird."

"Clearly. So Gaara…what's your deepest darkest secret?"

"…I…I'm gay."

"WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?!"

"For WHO!!?!"

"Lee."

Temari and Kankuro promptly fainted, and Gaara waited until the jutsu's effects wore off.

(yes this was a filler chapter…because I'm blanking out on what to for team gai…if you have ideas PM me or leave it in your review!)