(Voldemort is on the back of Quirrell's head, and Quirrell's trying to go to sleep, but he can't because Voldemort keeps complaining…)

Quirrell: Would you please just go to sleep??

Voldy: You need to sleep on your side, otherwise I'll suffocate.

Quirrell: (Murmurs) Maybe that would be a good thing…

Voldy: SHUT UP YOU FOOL!! Just sleep on your side.

Quirrell: Fine.

(All is quiet for a while, until Voldy says…)

I'm thirsty.

Quirrell: Oh for the love of god!

Voldy: Go get me a glass of water, minion!

(Quirrell gets a glass of water, and sets it on the table beside the bed)

Voldy: Well go get the straw!

Quirrell: (In mocking tone) roll over, bring me water, get the straw, god could you be anymore NEEDY!!??

Voldy: Yes. GO GET THE SRAW!!!

(Quirrell gets a pink fuzzy straw, and put it in the glass, then leans back so Voldy can drink. Voldy is drinking when…)

YOU IDIOT!! I-I'M I- TH- W'TR!! G- ME -OT!! I- IOT!

(Voldy is splashing around in the glass, which has now tipped over from Voldy's maniacal rage)

Quirrell:(Get's up and lays back down on the bed, on his side. It is peaceful until…)

Voldy: Minion I am-

Quirrell: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: I just thought this up one day, while i was VERY bored. :)