Author's note:This is just a crazy idea I came up with and had to see where it would lead. Just pretend that Cameron, Foreman and Chase never left and the thing between Cameron and Chase is long over and they are now just really good friends.
Disclaimer:I do not own the characters of House MD no matter how much I wished that I did. I do however own all original characters to this fanfic and will get really mad if someone stole them.
Chapter 1
We are going where? Seriously!
"House! Don't even think about it!" came Cuddy's angered voice from behind him.
"But mommy I don't want to do clinic duty, my leg hurts." House turned around to answer her doing his most child like imitation.
Cuddy sighed, "Not about that House. Did you not get my page?"
"Na aah, I so didn't."
"Right," Cuddy said clearly not impressed. "My office now."
House did not move. "Now House or you will be stuck with double clinic duty for the rest of the month."
"But mommy," House said grumpily as he made to follow her.
Cuddy entered her office and smiled softly when she heard the soft thudding of his cane behind her. 'He has no idea what he is in for', she thought.
House completely missed this as he was busy grumbling and limping towards the chair in front of Cuddy's desk.
"Take a seat." Cuddy said turning to face House.
"Yeah, thanks." House said sarcastically as he was already sitting down. "So what's the deal boss lady, and did I mention how extremely tight and reveling that blouse is."
Cuddy ignored his comment and took her place behind her desk, "I am sending you to a
Conference, actually I am taking you to a conference."
"Wow, easy there she devil, we doing vacation together now? What did I tell you about trying to take our relationship to the next level. Sooo not going to happen, just sex...remember and besides the hookers might get jealous."
"Ha, funny House," she said frowning intensely at him, "It is not a vacation, at least it is not intended to be. Besides your team and Wilson will be coming with us."
"Now that's more like it, tell me... tell me... tell me, where are we going!" House said feigning excitement.
"Oh, you are to love this," Cuddy said smirking at him, "we are going to Jamaica."
House nearly somersaulted out of his seat, "Jamaica!" he said, "Sun, beaches, sexy bikinis and the magic bush Jamaica?"
Cuddy nodded.
"No way!" he said imitating a teenage girl, "when do we leave?"
Cuddy's smirk expanded as she filled him in with the details.
Allison Cameron was sitting alone in the conference room going over a patient file when he entered it.
"Where are the wombat and the black one?" House asked limping up to her and slamming his cane down on table. She didn't even flinch.
"Chase is helping Dr Elridge up in cardiology with a surgery and Foreman...I think...he is flirting with that new nurse in Paediatrics." she said without even looking up from the file.
"Page them, I want them here now," he said grabbing his cane and limping towards the door, "I'm gonna get Wilson, you know he doesn't like to be left out of the loop." He threw over his shoulder.
Cameron shrugged, took out her cell phone and paged Foreman and Chase. Less than ten minutes later House had returned with Wilson and both Foreman and Chase had decided to put in an appearance. Chase immediately went to sit beside Cameron and put his arm around her, House couldn't help feeling jealous, but he shrugged off that feeling and walked up to the white board. He wrote six things on the board:
6 days
Beaches
Bikinis
Magic bush
Minimal work
"I don't understand," Chase said looking genuinely confused, "does this have to do with a patient?"
House looked at him incredulously, "You British really are clueless,"
"I'm not..."
"Whatever you like to tell yourself. Nooo wombat, not a patient, vacation."
"What? All of us together?" Wilson gave out from the corner of the room.
Everyone was staring at House now.
"Don't be silly Jimmy, not really a vacation, per say. More like, Cuddy is taking us to a Conference."
"And...Exactly why did you agree to go?" Foreman asked, finally speaking up.
"Oh come on, why wouldn't I agree to go?" House said looking at Foreman as if he was crazy, "six days, with four hours of lectures, all expenses pain and I would pass on that opportunity. Who do you think I am, Chase?"
Chase started to retaliate but was quickly silenced by Cameron. House grinned at them and limped towards his office.
"A small suggestion, you lot should go home and start packing. We are leaving for Jamaica tomorrow. Flight leaves at noon, doesn't leave much time to prepare." he threw over his shoulder as he closed his office door behind him.
"Did he just say Jamaica?" Chase asked getting excited.
"Yep he did." Cameron said watching House playing with his game boy in his office.
Less than a hour later Cameron, Chase, Foreman, Wilson, Cuddy and House were all heading home to for their trip. They were all excited, but House was more so 'Can you believe all the possible things that could happen with me, Cameron and beautiful Jamaica.' he thought as rode towards his apartment.
Author's Note: Please review and tell me what you think. If you think the story is interesting now, just wait until it unfolds and the hilarious characters and scenarios of Jamaica is revealed.