This is just something random I wrote in Physics. Hope you enjoy

If you give a bat a cookie…

He'll more than likely want more

If you don't give him more he'll get mad

If he gets mad Youko will get mad

If Youko gets mad he'll get pissed

If he's pissed you should run

If you don't run this story will be done

If this story's done how could I have fun?

If you run Youko and Kuronue will chase you

If they chase you, you will be caught

If they catch you they will kidnap you

If they kidnap you, you will get raped

If you get raped you will get pregnant

If you are pregnant you will have twins

If you have twins they will have wings, foe ears, and tails

If they have wings, fox ears, and tails, Youko and Kuronue will be happy

If Youko and Kuronue are happy you will be happy

If you are happy you will give them a cookie…..

Well there you have it. The product of Mr. Alwine's boring lecture. Reviews are welcome. Youko1776