I'll just make this short and to the point. I've seriously lost all interest in this fic, so I'm choosing to discontinue it. If you really really wanted to know how it ends and stuff, here it is:

Sasuke's really hurt and feeling alone since Naruto had made out with Gaara (he was the guy working at the store Naruto interviewed for) and Naruto explains he did it so Gaara would put a good word in for him. Naruto thinks Sasuke's insecurity is cute, and kisses him.

They become a couple, Sasuke being the shy one while Naruto would take the lead. Then they see Missing posters. Across the country, Sasuke's parents were looking for him...! And they were in Florida after being led there by clues and such. A gigantic lotto sized reward was being offered. People were looking for him, wanting the cash.

Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi hid him in the apartment for weeks, hoping they'd just leave thinking it was a false trail. But soon cop cars roll up. DUNDUNDUUUNNN... With no time at hand, Naruto runs with Sasuke into Kakashi's closet full of crap and clothes. Sakura and Kakashi fake being lovers and get into it to distract the cops. When they ask for Sasuke, they play dumb. THey brake in, looking for him. Sasuke silently cries, afraid.

Naruto kisses him, promising to save him. Finally the police leave, though. Sasuke breaks down, so terrified. But then they come back and grab him, arresting Naruto for kidnapping.

Sasuke is taken home and beaten...savagely. He almost dies and is sent to the hospital. The damage is so bad, the doctors don't believe the parents' story about him just having a major accident or something. They call police, parents arrested for battery and child abuse. Naruto is released, Sasuke finds him and they all live happily ever after. The end.

Sorry guys, just wasn't into it.

Happy unbirthday

--frumpyrox