Poor little mind reader: The final chapter

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Poor little mind reader, Clutzy Mcgee and Awesome Em.

Carlisle: Where are the contestents? We're starting in five minutes.

Esme: I don't know Carlisle, last time I saw Emmett he was in a red wet suit.

Carlisle: Wet suit?

Esme: Don't ask, I don't know.

Alice: Where the hell are Edward, Bella and Emmett?

Carlisle: I don't know, they need to hurry up, we're starting.

Jasper: The Volturi is getting antsy, they've requested a snack.

Alice: Go fetch Mike Newton.

Carlisle: No, tell them to hold their horses, the others will be here in a minute.

(Edward, Bella and Emmett show up)

Esme: Emmett, what on earth are you wearing?

Emmett: I'm a lobster.

Carlisle: Oh dear.

Edward: Relax, it will help.

Carlisle: Fine, just go out.

(They went out)

Carlisle: In this cor- What on earth are you wearing, Aro?

Aro: I'm a banana.

Carlisle: Right, anyway. In this corner we have: Aro, Jane and Caius.

In that corner we have: Poor little mind reader, Clutzy McGee and Awesome Em.

Jane whispers to Aro: Why didn't we get nick-names?

Aro: I didn't think about it.

Carlisle: Begin!

Jane: You got me trippin oh, stumbling oh, flippin oh, fumbling oh
Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love, in love
You got me slippin oh, tumbling oh, sinking oh, fumbling oh
Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love, in love
So in love with you

Can't help it
The girl can't help it oh baby
Can't help it
The girl can't help it oh baby
Can't help it
The girl can't help it oh baby
Can't help it

Edward: Boo!

Bella: Jitterbug

Edward: Jitterbug

Emmett: Jitterbug

Bella: Jitterbug

Edward: You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Bella: Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

Jane: Ow, it burns!

Caius: Who let the dogs out

Jane and Aro: (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Caius: Who let the dogs out

Jane and Aro: (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Caius: When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Jane: Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Aro: Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

Bella: Oh it hurts so bad!

Edward: I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

Jane: Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

Bella: Ricky Martin off?

Aro: Sure.

Caius: She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever looked so fine
She reminds me
That a woman's got one thing on her mind

Emmett: Hola Amiga, Hola Amiga
You're my temple of desire
WE'll go around the world in a day
Don't say no, no
Shake it my way, oh
Shake your bon-bon
Shake your bon-bon
Shake your bon-bon

You're a Mata Hari
I wanna know your story
In the Sahara sun
I wanna be the one
That's gonna come and take you,
make you
Shake your bon-bon
Shake your bon-bon
Shake your bon-bon
Up in the Himalayas
C'mon I wanna lay ya
We'll go around the world in a day
Don't say no, no
Shake it my way, oh
Shake your bon-bon
Shake your bon-bon
Shake your bon-bon

Aro: One, two , three four, five
everybody in the car so come on let's ride
To the liqueur-store around the corner,
the boys say they want some gin and juice
but I really don't wanna
beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is a cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
and as I continue you know they're gettin' sweeter
so what can I do I really beg you my Lord
to me flirtin' it's just like a sport
anything fly it's all good let me dump it
please set in the trumpet

a little bit of Monica in my life
a little bit of Erica by my side
a little bit of Rita is all I need
a little bit of Tina is what I see
a little bit of Sandra in the sun
a little bit of Mary all night long
a little bit of Jessica here I am
a little bit of you makes me your man

Emmett: I think I should do it now.

Edward: Not yet.

Aro: I think I should do it now.

Caius: Not yet.

Bella: I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.

(Complete silence)

Bella: I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.

(Complete silence)

Bella: I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves everybody's nerves everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.

(complete silence)

Bella: I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves everybody's nerves everybod-

Caius: Oh my god, stop!

Bella: Told you.

Jane: When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena

(everyone in the room does the macarena)

Bella: Now Emmett.

Emmett: We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Jane: Oh god NOOO!!!

Caius: Now Aro!

Aro: It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time

Where he at

Where he at

Where he at

Where he at

There he go

There he go

There he go

There he go

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Peanut butter jelly

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly,
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

Bella: Oh god make it stop!

Edward: Bella! Bella!

(Bella wakes up in her bedroom)

Bella: What happened?

Edward: You slept a really long time, you kept singing really annoying songs, then you started screaming

so I woke you up.

Bella: It was horrible, it all started with your family torturing you with annoying songs in their heads, then it turned into a competition.

Edward: You have a very creative imagination.

Bella: I'm just glad it's over.

(Edward goes home)

Emmett's thought's: Goodbye my lover
Goodbye my friend
You have been the one
You have been the one for me

I am a dreamer and when I wake
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take
And as you move on, remember me
Remember us and all we used to be
I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile

Edward: Oh no! It's happening!!

The End