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Sakura POV

Okay, can I please point out one very important fact that I must stress to anyone up in the heavens, I HATE YOU! Not only am I going to need extensive amounts panadol and psychiatric help after this experience but also an hour long bath in every good smelling thing I own. Oh I'm sorry, you're probably feeling very left out of the loop here, let me back track to the beginning of the day.

So there I was, just innocently strolling down the hallways with my friends, minding my own business, just trying the find homeroom when we turned the corner and...

BAAAAYUUUM!

I fall straight to the ground taking my friends with me and in the process hitting my head on the marble tiles effectively resulting in me blacking out. However when I did FINALLY come back to the land of the conscious all I could see was yellow. Eye blinding, cringe worthy, yellow fuzz!

"OMG, SHE'S DEAD! HOLEY CRAP, I KILLED HARUNO SAKURA! NOW I'LL HAVE TO MOVE TO CANADA, CHANGE MY NAME TO YUKEL FRIENZ, LEARN GERMAN AND LEARN HOW TO POLKA DANCE!"

Shizbucket, apparently the yellow fuzz has a voice just as painfully vibrant as its coloured fur.

"SHUT UP BAKA, she's not dead...I think, well she better not be! I told her I wouldn't give her CPR; men are a crucial part of my life. Plus they don't speak German in Canada you dope…they speak Canadian, look that up"

Geez, is it just me or did the yellow fuzz just get bigger, noisier and stupider?

"I swear, if Sakura wasn't unconscious right now and I didn't have to worry about her, I would put a muzzle on both you two idiots"

Okay, I seem to remember that pissed off voice, Temari? What's she got to do with the extra loud and annoying fuzz? Please don't tell me this is her new boyfriend! I'm too young to be a god mother to annoying, pissed off, yellow fuzzed babies! Abstinence is the key people! Or was it castration? Either way I didn't know she liked it dominatrix style...

"P-please just stand b-back a l-l-little bit, she n-needs s-space...thank-y-you. I think s-she might be more c-comfortable in t-t-this p-position."

...Hinata...Oh god threesomes? My virgin mind!

"Just give her a slap...that should bring her around"

Okay this is just getting freaky, creepy and just plain messed up! Come on guys... an orgy? Why wasn't I invited? Wait...REWIND... that came out wrong. Just ignore that last statement, I certainly am. As well as the mental pictures!

"Cheh, you dirty, dirty girl, I never knew you had it in you, this would have to be the proudest moment of my existence!"

I need that panadol PRONTO! So I'm contemplating my options here, I can either A) Stay semi-conscious and be blissfully unaware to everything and just deal with the mental images my inner is supplying me with or B) Open my eyes and risk potential mental scarring from the scene before me.

"You know, it was just the other day that I saw this really sexy group of inner guys and I found myself in exactly their position, gosh I can remember it so clearly in my head, the things he was doing with his toun-"

OOOKKAAAY option B it is!

Opening my eyes fully, slightly wincing as bright rays of sun burned into my retinas, I cautiously looked around to find out what my friends were doing having an orgy when we should be in homeroom. SHIZ! Homeroom!

"...Guys? Now's not the time for Orgies, we've got to get to homeroom!"

Finally finding them grouped together, I was surprised to find them not in fact orgy-ing it up but just starting at me with a mix of confusion and concerned looks. My eyes lastly landing on a blond boy, standing next to Ino-pig practically ripping his hair out from what it looked like to be stress...or constipation, I don't know I could never tell the two apart.

"What's with the spastic blonde?"I finally asked after staring at him for a good 30 seconds more.

"Ino?" Temari broke the silence, followed by an indignant 'Hey!' from Ino.

I rolled my eyes "No, the random blonde dude next to her" Pointing to said boy.

Everyone turned to stare at him, while he fidgeted and scratched the back of his head, smiling sheepishly. "Ooooohh, him" they coursed. "He's the dude that ran into you thus knocking you out"

Huh? Come again?

"Knocked out?" I asked, raising a pink eye brow at them all.

"Mmhmm"

"So that's why my head feels like it's going to split in half at any second?" Just confirming that it was indeed from being knocked out that I was in so much mental pain at the moment and not from, well…other things. Cough.

"Hai"

Alright, all talking in unison is starting to get really old. "Stop talking in unison, I'm getting paranoid that aliens have replaced your brains and left your mindless zombie drones here to terrorize us all."All of my friends looked at me with exasperated/ freaked out facial expressions.

Ino placing a hand on her hip rolled her eyes "For the love of Kami forehead, you're such a geek."

Geek? Me? Pssshh, so I might watch a few science-fiction movies from time to time, is that such a crime? And maybe, MAYBE, and this is being hypothetical here people, I have a stash of comics under my bed, but still that doesn't make a geek. It just shows my versatility in academic and creativity skills. See, now if I could only get them to believe me, like I do. Looking back at Ino I noticed a creepy expression on her face I think I would class as a smirk but on Ino it just look creepy. In that 'I know something you don't know and I'm going to burn you so bad if you deny it' kinda way. Staring at me intently she asked quite seriously "What the heck where you blubbering about when you woke up?" Her smirk turning into a full blown smile, when she realised that my silence for at least a minute, confirmed what she was thinking was indeed true.

Eeeeek?

"Orgy Sakura, wow, I didn't think you knew such words" She taunted walking a slow circle around me.

A glare formed on my face as I looked up at her "SHUT it, Pig, we're late for Homeroom"

And with this information brought to their attention all of them quickly helped me off the floor, brushed off any imaginary dust that might have stuck to my clothes as I smoothed my hair down, getting rid of any stray fly a ways.

"...Uhh, well you see...um...first I'd kinda like to apologise for running into you Sakura-chan and ...Um well, I might, if you want, be able to escort you to your homeroom class to make up for earlier?"

Turning our attention back to the blonde boy, I gave him a grateful smile and held out my hand. "I guess I should properly introduce myself, I'm Sakura Haruno, I guess you already know that right?"I continued after he gave me an energetic nod of his head "And these are my friends, Hinata Hyuga, Temari Sabaku, Tenten Kunai and Ino Yamanaka." They all gave a greeting respectively as their names were announced.

Eyes shining a brilliant blue glinted with mischief, he stuck out his and hand and grasped mine "NARUTO UZUMAKI, at your service my lady" he bent down to kiss my hand. Giggling I took my hand back before his lips could make contact with my skin. "That my friend is something you'll have to work hard to earn"

Standing back properly he smiled a dazzling smile "Touché."

Tenten obviously tired of standing up this long broke our conversation impatiently tapping her foot. "Okay, okay…enough with the back and forth, do you know where our homeroom class is or not?"

Giving us another blinding smile and a step away from a pissed Tenten, Naruto swept a low exaggerated bow "Now ladies, if you would be so kind as to tell me what class you were looking for, I would be delighted to escort you there."

"Mr. Hatake's class" supplied Temari rolling her eyes at the blondes failed attempt to be an English Nobel.

"A-hah, that's the class I was headed to before I bumped into you!" Grabbing my hand, he pulled us unceremoniously off down the hall, all charm he had before gone and me stumbling behind him in my high heels as my friends tried to keep up with us.

After 5 mins of Naruto chattering on about the importance of 'Ramen' in an everyday diet, we abruptly stopped in front of a classroom door which was ajar only the slightest. Noise was erupting from the classroom, making my eyes bludge out of their sockets, what was Tsunade thinking putting me in a classroom full of rampaging animals? Wasn't the teacher going to stop this disruption? As if my thoughts had been broadcast into the teachers head, a calm yet strong voice sounded out in the room.

"Okay class, calm down, class will now start. Yuki that means you young man, please sit on your seat not under it."

Under it? What is this place? A circus?

Naruto pushed the door open and strode in with a giant grin on his face, leaving me and the girls behind. Most probably forgetting we were even there, Tsk, idiot.

Walking right up the teacher's desk and from what I could see, the teacher was wearing a mask, A MASK? Yeah, definitely a circus... "SORRY SENSEI, I HAD TO SHOW SAKURA-CHAN AND HER FRIENDS HOW TO GET HERE, MAN YOU THINK SHE WOULD KNOW WITH HER BEING A SUPPER MODEL AND ALL, ARN'T SUPER PEOPLE MENT TO BE SMART?" with that he turned and walked over to his seat and sat himself down with a big happy smile glued to his face.

I sweat dropped at the last remark made, gosh that boy is dense, and made my way into the class room. Absolute silence is the only way I could describe how eerily quiet the class room had become. Boys stared/ drooled, girls gazed/glared and to sum it up everyone just plain went into a stupor. Looking over to the sensei, hoping his reaction would be slightly more human, I was greeted by a large grin and an eye squint. "Hello girls, my name is Kakashi-sensei and I'm sure by the reaction the class has given, they all know who you are, please go find a seat."

As I turned to go find a seat preferably with my friends I noticed an orange book in his hands which I strangely recognised as Icha Icha Paradise. Great! A perverted teacher onto top of it all!

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Anyway class went by pretty quickly; I managed to find a seat with Ino in the second row, while Tenten, Hinata and Temari found three in the back row. As we made our way out of the class room, we were roughly pushed aside and into the wall by a large group of girls chanting something along the lines of "SASUKE-KUN!" –Insert squeal- Or was it "SAAUUUUCEEEYY-KUN!"? Looking around me I realised I had been separated from my friends and was now trapped between sluttish dressed girls and a door. Not really liking where I was at the time I opened the door and shut myself in the dark room. Looking around, well trying might be a better description, TRYING to look around and judge what sort of room I was in, I gathered that it was small and from the smell most probably the janitors closet. Greeeaaaaattttt!

Feeling for a light switch and rapidly failing I shuffled around the space searching for anything. Unfortunately with my luck I tripped over a pole of some sort and crashed into a hard yet soft, warm surface.

'Hn" the surface grunted.

OMFG, what is it with inanimate objects talking to me today?

Flinging myself off the thing, I scurried backwards until I felt the wall collide with my back. "OMG, who/what are you?" I screeched, bracing myself for an alien invasion…or not. –Shifty eye-

"Tsk. Shut up. They'll hear you." An irritated voice hissed at me.

"Excuse me? And who is this 'they' you speak of? "Is it your alien army?" I asked lowering my voices in case anymore decided to randomly attack me.

"…Alien Army? God. Annoying." it hissed at me with more venom than before. Eeep! I really should stop talking; I'm going to get myself killed in a minute. I settled for flipping it off in the dark.

"I THINK I HEARD HIS VOICE IN THIS CLOSET!" a screechy voice resonated from outside the semi-safe haven I'd found.

"Shit" the voice whispered, something grabbed my hand and dragged me forwards until I met the warm surface I met before. "Listen Annoying, do what I say and I won't feed you to my fan girls" the voice whispered into my ear.

I nodded my head only realising after that the alien/creature in front of me would not be able to see it. Unless it had some sort of night-ray vision and could see me perfectly, then it must have seen the rude gesture I'd tossed it's way before…I'm so screwed.

"Y-yeah, okay' I whispered back, stuttering a little. Whatever cologne the strange thing that was holding me to his chest was wearing was making my head spin. 3 words, De-lish-ous...Awkward, what is alien my type now? Gesh, Sakura pull yourself together girl.

"Good, when they open the door follow me and don't look back. Got it?" it whispered hurriedly in my ear.

"Got it" I replied, not sure I really sure be agreeing to some random aliens plans like this. Oh well, you know what they say...When in Rome, do as the Romans do…or whatever reference is needed to make my decision plausible. Do they count for Aliens?

The door was harshly pulled open and light flooded into the tiny space momentarily blinding me, blinking quickly I realised it was highlighting the most glorious thing I have ever seen in my entire life. A gorgeous male standing 6.1'', with Midnight black hair with a tinge of blue through it, a perfectly sculptured face with an aristocrat nose, fathomless black eyes and from what I could feel a perfectly defined body. Mmmm, yes please. I would definitely take this over the alien any day.

"Hey that looks exactly like that sexy Inner with the talented toung-"

I cut my inner off and continued with my unabashed ogling of the sex god in front of me. Noticing my hesitation to run, he pulled me forwards and started sprinting out of the closet and down the hall before the deranged girls had even taken the first step to follow. Watching the back of him as I ran not paying any attention to my surroundings that were flying by, I was entranced by the strong muscled defined in his back, flexed as he ran.

Although a rather strong tug at my arm brought me out of my trance, I noticed him trying to tell me to jump down a ledge onto what it looked like mud below. Was he insane? I'm wearing white jeans, high heels and a silk top. SILK! Eash, guys these day. But with another strong pull at my arm, I was sent flying over the ledge and landed heavily on my butt next to the sex god. Before I could give him a piece of my mind, his hand was placed over my mouth and disrupted my train of thought. Narrowing my eyes at him instead hoping to convey the message I wanted to shout at him.

Vibrations and squeals became increasingly loud as the fan girls ran straight by our hiding place and onwards like a herd of cattle. Finally after a good few minutes, sex god released his hold on my mouth and stared at me.

".hell?" I bit out so menacingly I surprised myself. Giving myself I once over, I came to the conclusion that not only was my outfit ruined but that by the end of the day these stains would not be able to come out, as well as the stench. I was covered in, uurrrgghh, what is that, bringing my arm up to smell, I retracted it immediately while violently dry reaching. Manure, mud and fertiliser! Great, just fan-freaking-tastic! My first day and I smell and look like a pile of crap. WHY KAMI? WHY?

Glaring at the gorgeous boy in front of me, I just settled for a glare as I didn't trust my voice at that very moment. I didn't want to randomly cry in front of this hot stranger, its bad enough I have to smell and look like a pile of poo, I don't want to add emotional wreck onto the list as well. Picking up my bag, I turned and walked away slowly clenching and unclenching my fists by my sides.

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After wandering around the school I finally found the room I was looking for. Not bothering to knock I pushed open the door and strode in, anger and annoyance filling my every bone. Glaring at the woman in front of me, who was staring at me with a cross of amusement, obviously from the way I looked, and irritation, most probably from me barging in on her sake session, she raised her eyebrows in a silent question. Taking a few breaths to calm myself down, I placed my bag on the floor and stared the robust woman straight in the eyes.

"Is this how you welcome every new student, Aunty Tsunade?"

END

A/N: I'm BACCCCKKK. Vacation was amazing, I got a tan, flirted with boys, danced till morning, shopped till I dropped and just had a blast! Any who, I'm sorry about this but I'm sort of stuck for ideas to come next after this chapter, so I'm going to be doing some brainstorming and if you feel like it don't be afraid to leave me suggestions in a review. I'm always looking for constructive criticism and your thoughts are welcome.

Even just give me like prompts and I can go from there.

Thanks for sticking with me, please review!

Ciao bella x