Authors Note: Just decided to write up another fic for you guys. Something that I came up, and has absolutely nothing to do with my other fic. This one is completely different and just something that I could try out.
Chapter 1: The Sad Clown
There was, in a dark alley, a clown like man behind Merlon's place in a grungy town by the name of Rogueport. He had recovered from a recent failure to obliterate all worlds using a dark and destructive item known as the Chaos Heart, before it was destroyed by Blumiere and Timpani. The sky was clouded completely and poured like a thousand water faucets that some idiot forgot to turn off. He had hardly enough coins for one night at the towns Inn(and he got those by doing things that will never be said), where it was warm, welcoming, and just plain relaxing. The man wondered why these dimensions should still exist. He thought there were so many flaws in the worlds, and he wanted to be rid of them the only way he knew how: by destroying every single one of themWhat the poor guy didn't know was that there were also good things in these worlds, but he never ever saw them. The only good he had ever found was Count Bleck, and he destroyed this man's dreams of perfect worlds. He had so much hope, he had such great ideas for the future dimensions he would create, and he was betrayed heavily. The man never felt so sad, so foolish to actually believe Bleck would spare ANY world. The man wanted pure revenge for the count's actions, and it started with the battle of a man in red on the top of a pixelated tree...
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Finally we meet, like the north and south pole of an everyday magnet!" The man in red was a plumber by the name of Mario, who just so happened to be a hero of some ancient prophecy. Along with Mario, were Bowser and Peach, as crazy as that sounds.
"Who are-a you?" Mario asked the jester.
"Who am I? I am the pleaser of crowds, the master of dimensions, I am...Dimentio!"
"Dimentio?!"
"Yes. Don't bother memorizing it for your games end here, by order of Count Bleck!"
"!!!"
"Now then..." He twirled his finger and thrust it down. Mario and the gang found themselves inside Dimension D, a world of the jester's creation. "Welcome to my world. Here I am 256 times more powerful than you. You simply cannot win. Now we shall fight, like two teenagers over the last slice of pizza!" Unfortunatly for him, Mario was able to beat him easily because of his predictable attack pattern. "But how? In here I am more powerful!"
"It's because that both of us are in here, we all become just as powerful!"
"Ah ha ha..." He returned them all to their regular dimension. "Ha ha. That was just a taste of my power! The next time we meet, you will face a deadly eight course meal! Ciao!" He then left in a dimension warp. "Yes they are powerful. Maybe they have what it takes to defeat Bleck after all. But I shall continue to observe and make sure that they are ready." By the time they collected all of the Pure Hearts and reached the second to last section of Bleck's castle, or Chapter 8-3, Dimentio was waiting for them to step through and face them one more time. He had a plan though. He offeref them a chance to help them defeat that lying bastard Count Bleck. He gave them many extras should they join him, but they refused his offer completely. Dimentio was sick of people never helping him to gain anything, so he was instead going to "end their games". Mario and Luigi were about to fight him, but not before Dimentio insults Luigi's mustache. This time, Mario's brother Luigi stepped in to fight, all by himself with no help whatsoever, as to pay back Dimentio for insulting his stache. Dimentio was no match for Luigi in the end, and he then remembered that his plans will be ruined should he die here and Luigi presses on. Luigi is the Chaos Heart's host, as written in the Dark Prognosticus. There was only on thing he could do: kill Luigi and himself. He trapped Luigi and himself inside an implosive and detonated it, supposedly killing them both.
He awoke after his attempt of death to see Luigi unconscious, and he planted a seed in his head. He sent him into the next room to follow Mario. He went back to his own dimension to recover some of his strength. By the time Count Bleck was near death due to Mario and co's attacks, and Dimentio was completely healed, he knocked Nastasia unconscious with one of his attacks, and swiped the Chaos Heart, and then activated the sprout on Luigi's head, and temporarily became Dimentio's servent. He then fused Luigi with the Chaos Heart and created a superbeast that could be the end of all worlds. It was called "Super Dimentio", whcih he used to try and defeat them all, just to create better dimensions.
"And I couldn't even do that!" Back at the alley, he was crying his eyes out. Count Bleck actually gave him a new home, with new friends, and he threw it all away. Now he is hated by his so called friends and has no family. He has been living like this for 3 years now. He heard tales of a demonic power in the town, but was recently defeated by Mario and more of his ragtag friends. He looked up at the sky and let the rain fall on his face. "You're sad because I failed to fix the world." He said to the sky. He looked down at the coins he still had. "Well, I'd better use them before some bandit takes them from me." He walked towards the center of town out of the alley, and saw many Doogans and Goombas on the way. "Well, at least they are happy here." He walked into the pub and decided to get a drink. "Bartender!" The bartender, Podley, came up to him.
"Good evening. What would you like, sir?"
"Just call me Dimentio. And I need a Shroom Shake."
"One Shroom Shake coming up!" Dimentio sighed and put his head to his hand. He was really tired.
"Here you go!" Podley gave him a can with a Mushroom on it.
"Thanks." He said as he reached for his pocket for the coins.
"Please, sir. You look like you need a rest. It's on the house tonight. I'll let the inn maid know about this." Podley generously told him.
"Mm, thanks." He slowly walked up the stairs after finishing his shake and tossing it in the nearby garbage can. When he reached the top he groggily walked towards the bed and fell on it. He fell on the bed and embraced it's warm sheets and fluffy pillow. Before falling asleep, he thought of all of the things that happened: a free drink, a warm building, and a generous inn. "Maybe I don't live in Dark Dimensions after all." He then drifted off into a well deserved slumber.
Author's Note: You have to feel bad for Dimentio. He was probably like that in SPM because he had led a terrible life and wanted revenge for it. I will have chapter 2 up sometime later, but I have to write it first. XD