i don't own anything ok? got that? alright. This story is something my sister and i came up with because of eating too much suger. so yeah... try not to kill me over a few...or a lot of mistakes. thanks for reading this! rated M because of Hidan and someother things...
Bold is the other tobi, the evil one!
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At Akatsuki it's like a club Tobi's the cook! And as cook Tobi has to wake up before everyone, or Tobi will be a "bad boy"! So one day Tobi wakes up early to start breakfast!! Wait Tobi can't move… Deidara-Senpai… on top of Tobi…
Is Senpai asleep?
No, He's Just Waiting For You To Wake Up!
Don't be angry Tobi!
How Can I Not? He's ON You! ON US!
I don't think Senpai means it!
Just Listen To Him!
"you're so smexy baby, hn" Deidara tightened his grip on Tobi's waist.
What? What does that mean? and how did Senpai get in here you-
Tobi don't be stupid, I thought he came in to talk! Then he jumped on us and well, things went from one thing to another ok?
What did you do to Senpai?
Nothing its what he was trying to do to us.
What was Senpai doing to us?
Your sweet "Senpai" wanted to Do us.
"wanted to Do"? what does that mean?
never mind… your too naïve to understand, maybe I should have let him…
Let him what?
So… Tobi what are we wearing?
Oh we're wearing…
Tobi's naked my night clothes on the ground… with Senpai's…
Nothing…
Nothing? Where's our mask?!
Tobi's hands move to feel for the familial mask, without waking Senpai. It was in place, a little tilted to the side but still covering Tobi's face.
On my face
he didn't see then?
Nope!
Tell him to get off now.
Err… ok…
"Deidara-Senpai… could you…err…get off?" I ask lying very, very still. Slowly Deidara-Senpai gets up and look around.
"hmm…where I am I? hn" Senpai rubs his eyes, still slightly a sleep.
"In my room!" I think that woke Senpai up… Senpai looks down at me, blinks a few times that yells.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?!? HN" Deidara-Senpai IS naked so Senpai pulls the blanket over himself "Did you …and I… hn?"
"Do what Senpai?" I says confused as to why his STILL on top of me. Deidara-Senpai hits me.
"perv" Deidara-Senpai jumps up, off of me, and runs to his room in a blanket… leaving me on the bed confused, about what just happen.
He just called us pervs… and he was the one who came onto us.
What? Why what did I do?
He accuses us of ra-
Oh! Tobi should go give Senpai his clothes back then he wouldn't be so mad at Tobi!
Tobi… never mind do as you please wake me when I am needed.
Ok! Good night Tobi!
Good night Tobi
Good night Tobi!
Get going now! Go get your blanket back!
MY BLANKET?
After a couple of minutes Tobi walks to Senpai's room, Tobi can't use the door that connects Tobi's and Senpai's rooms cause Senpai locked the door so Tobi must walk around to the front door. Hidan-san is walking to the kitchen, but stops to see who's clothes Tobi is holding.
"Who's clothes are those?" not cussing for once! Wow, Hidan-san can talk with cussing!
"Their Senpai's night clothes, he left them in my room when he came in last night." Tobi says innocently.
"…ok…" He looks surprised for a moment then smirked wickedly. AND he too leaves Tobi confused, so Tobi shrugs it off and walked to Senpai's door.
"Deidara-Senpai! Open up please! Tobi has your-"
"GO FUCK SOMEONE ELSE YOU RAPIST!!!!" Senpai yells back.
"??? Tobi doesn't understand Senpai…Tobi has all your clothes right here!" Tobi has no idea what Senpai's talking, after all, Tobi's a good boy!
"GO AWAY! HN!" growled Deidara-Senpai, He opens the door and grabs his clothes. So Tobi just stands there and wait until Senpai shut the door on Tobi's face.
"Senpai! Can Tobi have Tobi's blanket back?" Tobi asks though the door.
"Take this!!!" Deidara-Senpai said angrily… Senpai hit me and look around and grab me. He dragged me inside his room I thought I had died, but I just was under the…uh… under the bed.
Tobi's under a bed…why?
Because that's where your "Senpai" decided to put us here.
Oh why would he do that?
Why don't you just get out from under here and ask him? He's the one in the corner, Itachi and kakuzu are still going at it.
Huh?
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maybe we'll finish this i don't know we have another chapter, if you want it just say so.