Tenten finished packing her things, stuffing her belongings in various suitcases. Her bangs hung about her face messily and her usually neat buns were undone, strands of hair poking out. Ever since Hidan, her one true love, had been lost at sea, Tenten had been desolate. Each day living and breathing, just being alive, was torturous and painful. If only she had persuaded him not to buy that unbelievably cheap boat that day. Her eyes watered. "Hidan, you idiot. Why didn't you ask your finance savvy partner!" she cried in a breathy whisper.

There was nothing left for her anymore; she felt numb to everything. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going on Neji's bed to become a cold ice cube. Neji's bed was always the best place to become a cold ice cube. Neji himself used his bed to become a cold ice cube and was currently pursuing Gai-senssei and Lee to become cold ice cubes with him. She wasn't sure why she was going to be a cold ice cube, just that it was something the creator of her universe had dictated, and she couldn't really argue, despite her reluctance to become a cold ice cube.

Just then, there was a bouncy knock at the door. Strange how she knew it was a bouncy knock as she hadn't really heard a bouncy knock before, so how could she call it a bouncy knock? Tenten opened it and stood there speechless for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her stomach. Oh, her stomach. That was a very hard fall.

When Tenten came to, Hidan was holding her butt cheek and looking delicious. Though, when didn't Hidan look delicious? And holding her butt cheek? He was always so forward. "My love," Hidan said sexily, "I'm sorry for the great shock. I've been shipwrecked on a sexy island for the last ten years. Very sexy. Can you believe it, a whole island full of sexy girls. I was totally chaste by the way," he said, yet his eyes couldn't quite meet with Tenten's. "Anyways, I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my tongue in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Tenten could hardly believe her Hidan had returned, or how he was talking so well without a tongue. "I will always love you, tongue or no tongue. Besides, you can cover it up with a kunai." Yes, Tenten was a masochist at heart. Just imagine frenching a man with a kunai for a tongue.

They embraced gently and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was lovely and fine.

Until Tenten discovered Hidan had given her a venereal disease after his supposed fidelity on the island of sexy girls.