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Neji had decided to go for a brisk morning walk and was passing through the Konoha forest when he noticed Hinata, who looked a little frazzled.

"Hinata-sama?" He questioned

Hinata was stuttering more than usual as she answered, but Neji managed to pick out a few words.

"N…Naruto…P-p-pregnant…"

Neji felt a hot rage growing inside of him. "So Naruto raped my cousin and got her pregnant."

…..

"Huh?" Was all Ten-Ten could get out in her shock after Neji told her and Lee.

"Unexceptable!"Lee exclaimed in his shouting voice

Neji barely listened to their reactions. He was too busy trying to decide between all his ideas on how Naruto would pay.

"Do Kiba and Shino know?" Ten-Ten asked

Neji paused. He hadn't told anyone else. Hinata would be horrified if too many people found out, but they were her teammates, and he had just told Ten-Ten and Lee who had far less right to know.

…..

Naruto strolled away from the Hokage tower, having just given his mission report. He, Sakura, and Hinata had gone on an escort mission, guiding a young couple into Konoha through bandit country. But right before reaching the gates the woman had gone into labor. Hinata did very well not fainting compared to how much he was freaking out. Sakura took care of the woman and sent Hinata to find certain medicinal herbs, leaving Naruto to give the mission report. He was planning on checking on Hinata and going to visit the new mother with her.

Naruto suddenly found his path blocked by Shino. Naruto was about to ask Shino to move aside, but stopped. It felt like a dark, angry energy was oozing out of every pore on Shino's body. Naruto took a few steps back, then noticed a black spec on his hand. He lifted his hand and saw there were several insects on his hands, arms, legs, and chest. They kept coming and swarming his body. Shino's bugs bit Naruto and sucked at his chakra mercilessly.

Naruto screamed in pain. He began dancing around, swatting at any part of his body his arms could reach, but it was no use.

Naruto sped away into the forest and dived into the first pond he found. After getting Shino's bugs off Naruto realized that he was still red and the itching was aggravating. He'd have to see if someone had a remedy. Naruto had barely taken a few steps when something crashed into him hard enough to knock the wind out of him. He got up and saw Akamaru and Kiba.

"Hey, watch where you're practicing Gatsuuga!" Naruto yelled, shaking his fist at the dog-nin.

"You…you."Kiba was growling through clenched teeth as though he couldn't think of a bad enough word for what Naruto was.

Before Naruto could react Kiba and Akamaru were attacking again.

"I'll kill you for what you did!" Kiba yelled with such ferocity Naruto didn't doubt it.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Naruto tried to reason with Kiba, barely managing to dodge another Gatsuuga. Naruto remembered that Kiba had never been reasonable. Eventually Naruto was able to get away with Kage Bushin. Narruto dragged himself through the streets of Konoha, wondering what had gotten into Shino and Kiba.

"Then again, who can ever tell with Kiba? And Shino, well…it was just a matter of time." Naruto thought before he was once again stopped.

This time by Lee in a fighting stance and Ten-Ten who was holding a mace.

"Naruto."Lee spoke in his 'passionate for justice' voice, "While I cannot condone your body's physical needs it is appalling how you can have such disregard for one so pure. If only your fire of youth had not turned you into a senseless beast of rampaging hormones!"

Naruto screamed as lee and Ten-Ten attacked. Naruto was struck by several Leaf Hurricanes, various weapons, and some very choice phrases when Ten-Ten started shouting about, 'crimes against female kind' before he finally managed to duck down a side alley and lose them with the help of a Kage Bushin. By now Naruto was bruised, beaten, swollen, and was certain several things were broken.

"Naruto."

Naruto nearly jumped out of his skin and turned to see Ino watering some flowers outside her family's shop.

"What happened to you?" Her eyes took in his damaged body

"Ino, you're not going to attack me too, are you?" He asked, suspiciously

Ino blinked at Naruto in curiosity.

Ino took Naruto into a back room of the flower shop and used her medical jutsu to treat him. As she did Naruto explained the day's events to her. The two finished at roughly the same time and Ino looked thoughtful.

"Hmm…granted as far as Shino goes it was really just a matter of time, but why would the others attack you?"

Ino agreed to stay with Naruto in case anyone else attacked. The idea was that she could use her abilities to find out what was happening.

It wasn't long after that Naruto ran into Neji, who had that dark look. The Hyuuga prodigy began to attack and with every strike Naruto felt a white hot flash of pain until he collapsed.

…..

Neji was rejoined by the others as Naruto collapsed, but before he could do anything he felt Ino inside his head. It took a few minutes, but he finally got her out.

"So that's why you've been attacking Naruto?" She sound 1/3 amused 1/3 stupified and 1/3 incredulous

Neji wasn't sure how to keep someone like Ino quiet, but maybe for Hinata's sake she could fight her gossiping nature.

"Ino-"

But she cut him off right there.

"There's been a bit of a misunderstanding."

…

Naruto woke up to see all of his attackers lined up with faces flushed red with embarrassment (Neji's as bright as a tomato) bowinig down as low as they could saying,

"We're very sorry."

Normally Naruto would have thrown a fit, but after that they treated him to five whole months of all he could eat ramen on them. Though he never did find out why they attacked him.