"Oh, Merlin, Granger, what the bloody hell are you doing?"

"Let's just say that it's an advantage of living as a Muggle for half of my life."

"Holy Pants of Ravenclaw! If I had known that Muggles could do this I wouldn't have gone on about Purebloods so much!"

"You never listened."

"I doubt you would have told me about these … skills … anyway."

"You never know, Malfoy."

"..."

"..."

"Oh, fuck, Granger, can't you show me more?"

"Perhaps. Do you wonder would happen if I did … this?"

"…"

"Malfoy?"

"I can't fucking breathe, Granger. Shut up and keep going."

"Well, there's no need to get snippy about it. I'm just trying to be nice."

"If this is what you call nice, then I'd hate to be on your bad side."

"You once were."

"Before I found out what those hands of yours could do."

"Oh, please. You know that you're amazed by this."

"Don't rub it in, or else I might just be forced to hex you."

"I don't quite think you're capable of using your wand for that right now, Malfoy."

"I hate you."

"You love me."

"I know."

"Good."

"…"

"I'm sure you're curious to know what happens when I do this, right, Malfoy?"

"Oh, gods, do you really want to know?"

"Judging by the look on your face, it's very pleasant."

"Yes, well, being blown on like this is usually quite pleasant."

"Oh, please, it happens almost every time I'm here, you git."

"No need to get snippy, Granger."

"Piss off, Malfoy, or I'm never teaching you how to drive again. And turn off the air conditioning on your way out."

FIN. Review.

And for anyone who is confused at some of the lines and what they were referring to in the automotive sense, read below. Otherwise, just review & then close the window. xD

Just for clarification; the "I can't fucking breathe" line was in reference to Hermione making the air bag pop out into Draco's face, unless you'd like to decipher it as some other automotive mechanism, and the "keep going" was referring to her continuing to show him devices on the car. And I think the "being blown" part is obvious; air conditioning. Oh, and the being incapable of using his wand, is due to his seatbelt. Let's see, anything else? Ask in a review.