Road Rage Challenge

Tony/McGee

Drama

Rating: PG

Blizzard

"Probie? Are you awake?"

Silence.

"Probie! I am talking to you here:"

"I am not sleeping…Tony."

"Of course you are, I can hear your snores."

"I am not sleeping … I am passing out."

"You can't pass out Mcgeek, you have to say awake, and it's an order."

"You.. are not… Gibbs."

"But I am the senior officer here, so do as I say or.."

"What? … You are going to kill me? It will happen with out your help."

"Or… I am telling Abby, and she will kill you."

"Abby?"

"Yes, Abby. You know, Goth extraordinary, mistress of the dark, the woman of your dreams?"

" Abby."

"Listen Probie, we are stuck here until the emergency services reach us, you have to stay awake."

"Tony?"

" Yes Probie?"

"I'm cold."

"Of course you are, there is a hell of a blizzard threatening to bury my beautiful car; you and me along with it, not to mention you have a bullet inside yourself."

"So cold."

"You didn't have to take that bullet Probie, you know that, don't you?

"I couldn't let … them… kill you Tony."

"Well, why not? I just nag you day in and day out."

"You are my friend."

"I owe you my life McGee, you can't die and let me feeling guilty forever, you hear that Probie!"

"I am trying Tony, really."

"Yes, I know you are kid."

"Tony?"

"Yes McGee?"

"Am I your friend?"

"What kind of question is that? Of course you are, we are a team."

"You didn't tell us about Jeanne."

"I was undercover Probie, I couldn't tell any of you, and you don't know how much I regret it now."

"You really love her, don't you Tony?"

"I do … did, that's over now."

"Ziva … loves you, you know?"

"What! Now you are scaring me McGee, you are becoming delirious."

"I am not, she …"

"Probie? Keep talking pal, tell me about Ziva."

Silence.

"Probie I want to know about Ziva!"

"Ziva?, oh yes Ziva, she told Ducky, she … was crying."

"Ziva David crying? Not happening."

"I … saw her too Tony."

"Well that is not Ziva-like, she is made of icicles."

"She is not, she loves you!"

"Ok McGee I believe you, stays still, don't move kid, you don't want to get my car all bloody now, do you?"

"I'm sorry Tony, I already … have."

"Its ok, I'll just have the upholstery changed, your treat, of course."

"Is it Halloween?"

"No Probie, it's the middle of the damn winter and we are stuck inside my car in the middle of nowhere, waiting for the rescue services."

"I like snow, but I am very cold."

"Right now, I hate it."

"Tony?"

"What is it McGee?"

"I don't think I …"

"You have to, Gibbs will kill me if you die, not to mention what Abby could do to me."

"I love Abby."

"I know Probie, and I am sure she loves you too."

"Not."

"Of course she does! You are her geek."

"She loves everyone."

"You are special to her Tim."

"Don't call me that."

"It's your name, why can't I call you by your name?"

"No, you… call me Pro … bie."

"Probie, do you hear that?"

"No."

"Sirens Probie, you are going to make it!"

"I can't hear them."

"It's all those computer games you play elf lord; you must be half deaf by now."

Sirens.

"I hear something… now"

"Thank you God!, I see them, I see them!"

"Tony?"

"Yes kid?"

"Thank you."

"What for?"

"For saving my … life."

"Any time Probie, any time.

The End.