Man 'o man it has been a long time since i worked with this fic. thanks to all who waited patiently for it's return :) life has been busy and well not gunna lie, but most of it's due to lack of motivation. I've been putting forth every hour of the day into my novel i'm writing and it's just taken up all my time. So here's the next chapter (sorry for the length)

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Sanji hoisted Mizu onto his shoulders; the market place was packed with people of every nationality and race bartering for supplies in front of colorful tents strewn with signs advertising their products

Sanji hoisted Mizu onto his shoulders; the market place was packed with people of every nationality and race bartering for supplies in front of colorful tents strewn with signs advertising their products. "Aah how I love the market place" he dreamily stated as he weaved in and out between people.

Mizu rested her hand on top of his blond head, the other still clenched around her new book "Why?" she asked.

Sanji gave a snort and laughed "why?" he asked "because it's wonderful, so many extravagant things" his eyes wandered to a young woman standing behind a table, her strawberry blond hair hung in limp ringlets. "And people" he sighed with hearts in his eyes.

Mizu looked at the woman with a confused grimace on her face "but I thought you wuved Auntie-Nami?"

Sanji was taken aback by her question and snapped back to reality, he could feel his face flushing at the thought of his precious Nami. "W-well I do"

"But then why do you always look at the other ladies?"

Sanji sighed and brushed a wisp of hair out of his eyes "because I'm a man, and it's what I'm supposed to do."

Sanji could just feel Mizu thinking of a reply Great he thought now she too thinks me as a womanizer.

"Big brother doesn't look at the ladies…" Mizu laughed "although he does look at Auntie-Robin"

Sanji's eyes bugged out of his head "I thought there was something going on between them!" He exclaimed. Mizu giggled at his new found discovery, he set the sack of food stuffs on the ground and regained his grip on the itchy burlap. The boat was in sight now, even Luffy who was swinging from the crows nest (mush to Nami's displeasure) was clearly visible. "Oi, Luffy" he yelled "Get down from there and help me with these bags"

His captain's ears perked up at the mention of Sanji's return from the market that meant food, which meant that Sanji was going to willingly hand him a bag of food.

"OKKAAYY SANJII" he yelled and wrapped his hands around the crows nest and plummeted to the deck only to find himself hanging within a few feet from the scuffed floorboards. "Food time food time Sanji gives me food time" Luffy sang with a rather large crooked grin plastered to his face. "Okay Sanji gimme" he held his hands out and smiled. The only thing running through his absent mind, a large drum stick sitting on a plate.

"Precious cargo commin' up captain, please don't drop her" Sanji yelled up to Luffy

"Wait her …the food is female?" He asked confused only to catch Mizu and not a bag of female food.

"Captain-samaaa" Mizu sang as she reached out and hugged Luffy around the neck "We brought food"

Luffy grumbled and set her down on the floor as Sanji's blond head popped up behind the railing. "Sanjiiii" Luffy whined "did you buy any potatoes?" he asked

The cook threw one leg over the railing and plopped the bags onto the floor next to Mizu "Yes Luffy, why do you want to know?" He was oddly mystified that his captain didn't attack him with the demands of meat.

"Can I see them?" Luffy asked with a puzzled look on his visage "I need to know something."

"…Yeah, they're in that bag" He pointed a finger at the burlap bag furthest from Mizu.

He nodded and walked over to the bag, Sanji swung his other leg over the railing and leaned forward trying to catch a better look at what his captain was doing. Luffy opened the bag and fished out one of the contoured vegetables examining it with the utmost focused concentration.

"Uhh Luffy" Sanji began "is there something I can help you with?" he was deeply confused by his captain's actions.

"It's a boy" Luffy proudly stated

Sanji fell face first onto the deck due to Luffy's senseless accusation "What? Luffy don't be retarded food items don't have genders."

"But this one does look see!" Luffy pointed to a growth on the potato "It's a boy, it has a boy part"

Sanji ran to Mizu and covered her ears as Luffy continued on about reproduction and male gentiles.

"LUFFY SHUT UP!!" Sanji yelled "There are virgin ears present; shut up about doing 'that' she's still too young to know!"

Mizu looked up at Sanji "Uncle-Sanji what am I too young to know?"

"…go find Zoro" he blankly said feeling the frustration of his captains stupidity well up inside of him.

"Okay" Mizu skipped across the deck and up the stairs with her book still hugged to her chest. Momo trailed happily behind her.

Sanji turned his attention to Luffy once again "You BAKA!" he smacked his captain over the head.

"OWWW" Luffy wailed "What was that for?!"

"For being reckless! You could have scarred that poor girls mental health forever, she's still a little kid!"

Luffy sat on the deck and folded his arms across his chest "I still don't understand, I was only…"

"SSSH" Sanji cut him off "Luffy" he tried to regain his composure "that potato does NOT have a penis…therefore it is not a boy nor a girl it is a potato."

Luffy attempted to suppress a giggle by puffing out his cheeks

The maturity level is so very high on this ship he thought as Luffy's face began turning a pale shade of red from holding in his laughter. A sigh escaped from his clenched lips, "go ahead Luffy, just laugh already, a mentally retarded captain is at least a bit better than a dead one."

Yeah something along the lines of that happened to me in parenting class except it was the "there are virgin ears present" line. To make a long story short...this one kid thought that you had virgin ears if you didn't get fucked in the ear (XD)instead of someone never hearing of that word or topic before...yeah it was rather funny, so i just had to put it in.

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