Snake on the Run
By Red The Animator and Double A
Chapter One
The Argument
Voldemort was sitting at a desk, not really doing anything. Just sitting at a random desk, staring off into space. Just staring, not thinking of anything in particular. Eventually he got bored and started doodling a picture of himself killing Harry. He then sat back to admire his fine art.
"Hey Voldi, Wormtail is stuck in the pantry again," said Nagini as she slithered into the room.
Voldemort looked up dazed. "Wha-?"
"Are you drawing pictures of yourself killing Harry again?" said Nagini in an upset voice.
"Umm... what if I said yes?"
"Voldemort! You could be doing any number of productive things right now! You could be bossing your Death Eaters around, taking over the Ministry of Magic, finding new ways to kill Harry, or just organizing your muggle head collection!"
"Shut up snake!"
"Hey! I will not be bossed around by someone who draws stick people in his spare time!"
"Don't you criticize my art!" shouted Voldemort. "Why don't you go eat a muggle or something?"
"Is that what you think of me? Just someone to do your dirty work?!"
Lucius Malfoy burst into the room. "Snape made cookies!"
"Oh boy!" gasped Voldemort. "Cookies?!"
"HEY!" cried Nagini. "I'm not done with you!"
Voldemort scoffed. "Now I know why they call you Nagini."
"THAT'S IT!" shouted Nagini. "I'm leaving!"
"Am I interrupting something?" asked Lucius.
"No, no." said Voldemort. "I was just about to go downstairs myself."
"Right!" said Lucius as he ran out of the room.
"Well, aren't you leaving?" asked Voldemort.
"Why yes," said Nagini. "I am."
"Ha! Where will you go? I'm the only person that can understand you."
"For your information." said Nagini. "I already know where I'm going to go."
"Well have a nice trip!"
Nagini stormed out of the room. Voldemort signed his name at the bottom of his picture, and then went downstairs to eat some cookies.
"Aren't you worried about Nagini?" asked Snape as he pulled another batch of cookies out of the oven.
"No. I expect that she will come crying back to me in about two hours," said Voldemort as he reached for one of the cookies on the pan that Snape was holding.
"Master! Those are too hot to eat right now!"
"Shut up Snape... AH!!! MY FINGERS!!!"
AN: Chapters will probably be posted three days apart at most.