A/N: I series of very short chapters inspired by quotes from Oscar Wilde.

Dedicated to QuincePaste who sent my the quotes.

Disclaimer: I own nothing

1. Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them more

"Alright, Scarhead?" Malfoy asked maliciously, leaning against the empty Transfiguration classrooms doorframe.

"Yes thanks, Draco. How are you?"

Malfoy spluttered for a moment before regaining his composure.

"What did you just call me?"

"I believe I called you Draco. That is your name, isn't it?"

"Yes, but you can't call me that. Only my friends can call me that."

"Okay then," Harry stuck his hand out "Harry Potter, pleased to meet you."

Automatically Draco reached out and shook his hand "Draco Malfoy."

"Good, now we're friends. Bye, Draco."

Harry grinned at Draco for a few moments before slipping past him out of the classroom and walking away down the corridor. Draco stared after him as he turned out of sight then broke into a run, chasing after him.

"Harr- Potter! Come back here! You can't trick someone into being your friend! You are not my friend!"

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A/N: Okay, it's weird, I know. More soon. What did you think?