A/N: Thanks for all your comments! I've decided on the walk first then the fancy dinner. In fact, I have no idea how to make it funny since it really is hard to do it when you're writing because you can't just pull funny faces.

To those people who didn't have accounts and so I couldn't reply to their reviews:

Jen- Thanks, I really liked your suggestion and so that people would be satisfied, I decided on the walk then the dinner. Thanks for reading and reviewing. It means a lot to me!

Anna- Yeah, I know, it's been a while. I couldn't think of any good things to happen in this chapter and then I converted my attention to other fics. Yeah, I've written quite a lot.

QueenofthePen- Well, from Tom Felton's portrayal of Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is definitely hot. And pretty much half the teens in the whole world is obsessed with Tom Felton so naturally, Malfoy needs fans as well!

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Hermione's hand hung limp by her side as she just stared at the spot Draco had been in.

"Did Draco Malfoy, the person who called me a Mudblood numerous times and could not possibly want to share 'germs' with a muggle-born like me, just kiss my hand in a sign of goodbye?" she asked, mainly to herself. She shook her head. "He just gets weirder and weirder."

She walked out of his bedroom, feeling more confused than she showed.

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Hermione Granger's POV

Okay, it's official. I now hate Luna Malfoy more than other Malfoy I've actually met, INCLUDING Lucius Malfoy. Yes, the girl-whom-I-will-not-call-a-brat invited Draco Malfoy to accompany us on our walk to the park. I mean, come on, what does she need protection from? It's not like a little boy will see her, think she's pretty and harass her, right?

"Hmm, accompany you on your walk to the park?" asked Malfoy when he was first asked by Luna. He rubbed his chin and added thoughtfully, "I've never been to a park before…"

I couldn't help but give a quiet gasp. What child has never gone to a park before? I shook my head disapprovingly but I refused to make a noise, in case Malfoy took my squeak or whatever sound I made to be offensive or inviting.

"Oh come on, Daddy," whined Luna in a very adorable way and pouted. Malfoy kept his head high, probably knowing that he wasn't immune to these kinds of pout. I smiled; it was kinda cute and I smiled even more when Luna 'accidentally' stomped on Malfoy's foot, making him look down and clutch his foot in pain and of course, staring into Luna's puppy dog pout. He sighed but he sported a smile.

"Oh, fine, Luna, I'll come,"

Luna gave a bright smile and jumped into the air, clapping her hands happily.

I could hear Kathryn beside me mutter, "What a weirdo," I laughed.

When we finally reached the nearest park from Malfoy Manor, I heard Malfoy gasp in shock. He narrowed his eyes at all the running and yelling children and sniffed disapprovingly. "Honestly," he said, glowering at all of them, which took quite some skill. "Do these Muggle children have no life other than playing and not learning?"

I grinned and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Malfoy," I said in a patronizing manner. "These are children. They're not mini adults like you, you know. Not everybody wants to be a git like you."

Malfoy growled something incoherent under his breath and glared at me. I simply smiled back at him and walked over to Kathryn and Luna, taking their hands in mine even though I knew Kathryn was grumbling about how she was a grown up and she didn't need an adult holding her hand. I frowned at her and let her hand go, thinking that no harm would come to her. Oh, boy, was I ever wrong!

Kathryn gave me a thankful smile before stalking off. Then, as she was walking past the swings, an eight-year-old boy who was using the swing nearly hit her head. Luckily, he managed to move his legs to one side while Kathryn just walked on, looking superior. "Dude!" yelled the boy. "What the hell are you doing just walking across the swings like that? God, you freakazoid!"

"Excuse me," replied Kathryn, slightly miffed. "But my name isn't Dude. It's Kathryn."

The boy stared incredulously at Kathryn, his eyebrows raised in disbelief. He shook his head and ran his feet across the sand, stopping the swing. He sat there, tapping his baseball cap and then raised his head. I couldn't help but think he was quite a handsome young boy. He had shaggy blonde hair and deep blue, thoughtful yet mischievous eyes. He looked quite like a miniature Sean Bean and believe me, Sean Bean is hot! I mean, I would do anything just to be able to kiss him on those beautiful soft lips. But a single peck on the cheek will suffice.

"Dude," he said, using that word again. "'Dude' is a slang word. Man, are you living under a rock? When you're called 'Dude', it's an honour."

A look of understanding passed Kathryn's face. "Oh!" she said, smiling. "But then why'd you call me a dude? You just met me."

The boy blushed and tried to shrug casually. "Because… I think you're pretty."

I think I could hear angry train whistles from Malfoy's ears as he stared angrily at the scene in front of him. I could tell he was going to storm over there and give the boy a talking to but I quickly squeezed his shoulder, holding him tight so that he couldn't escape. He once again gave me a glare but there seemed to be some confusion hidden in his eyes.

"Oh, I assure you, I so do not have the hots for you," I reassured him, nodding nonchalantly. I then turned to make sure Luna was near me and wasn't getting into trouble then I turned back to Kathryn. She was blushing furiously and was playing with her fingers.

"Oh," she said in a very quiet voice and suddenly found her shoes very interesting. "Oh, well, I think you're nice too."

The boy grinned and extended a hand. "Thanks, man. I'm Dan, Dan Roberts."

Kathryn smiled at his hand and shook it heartily. "I'm Kathryn, Kathryn Malfoy."

Dan cocked his head. "Malfoy… That's an odd name."

"Well, it's not as weird as having two possible first-names in your name!" giggled Kathryn and then grabbed Dan's hand. "Come on, let's go on to that slidey thingy!" She pointed at the slide and Dan raised an eyebrow. "You mean the slide?" he asked.

"Yeah, whatever!" was the reply he got.

Ohh! Aren't they the cutest couple ever! Of course I'm slightly jealous that Kathryn has a cute boy after her but I don't really mind since Kathryn seems very nice. But if I had Sean Bean chasing after me… Ha! I would probably grab him and kiss him mindless. I sighed delightedly; thinking about Sean Bean always makes me sigh like I'm some drooling fan. I'm not, right?

… Don't answer that!

Luna tugged on my arm and I looked down at her, snapping out of my Sean Bean daydream. She looked up at me with adorable blue eyes and I couldn't help but smile at her. Knowing that she had me under her spell and that I couldn't say no to anything she asked, she said, "Can I go play on the slides that Kathryn's boyfriend talked about?"

"Sure, Luna," I replied and gave her a little push.

I sat down on the grass and motioned for Malfoy to join me. I couldn't really act like I hated him in front of his kids and it seemed that he had matured incredibly fast and he had become a less immature but still immature man. He looked reluctant to join me but after I gave him a raised eyebrow and a glare that said 'Come join me or else!' he sat down on the grass. Then I lay back on the grass and waved a hand, indicating that Malfoy should follow me.

His lip curled in disgust but he obeyed anyway.

"You just love torturing me, don't you?" he muttered, as he raised a hand and brushed off some grass clippings that had miraculously gotten in his posh clothes.

I grinned, "Yes, I do."

"So…" he said. There was an awkward silence before I finally opened my mouth and said in a teasing manner,

"So, it appears that your oldest daughter has found herself a boyfriend and she did it in a few minutes. Doesn't it beat your fastest record? Oh, wait, you didn't have a record!"

Malfoy glared at me before gazing up at the sky, looking rather sad. He raised a hand and drew a heart and said in a soft voice that I had never heard him use before, "Millie was the only girl I have really cared for. I didn't love her. Definitely not but I cared for her. I suppose the fact that she cheated on me just proves that I'm a horrible person. She was probably too good for me anyway." Noticing my puzzled look, he smiled gently and added, "Yes, Granger, Millicent Bulstrode was my ex-wife."

I fought the urge to hug and just comfort him. He looked so much like a sick puppy that was kicked and left outside in the cold rain left to die. I couldn't let myself act as if I cared though. Instead, I settled for saying in a very incredulous voice, "Wow, Draco Malfoy and Millicent Bulstrode? The ugly and the beauty."

Malfoy gave me a sincerely insulted look. Yes, I know! It wasn't an egotistic look of offence; it was pure insultment (A/N: Um?). He scowled and rushed to protect his ex-wife. "Millicent was not ugly! She was beautiful with her jet-black hair and gorgeous blue eyes. She had shed off a lot of fat and she became a slender, pretty and beautiful girl."

I grinned and couldn't help but think he needed a thesaurus.

I smiled at him patronizingly and said, "Sorry, Malfoy, I meant you."

Malfoy grinned but quickly hid it with an offended playful look. He crossed his arms over his chest and glared at me. He pouted slightly and he said, sarcasm dripping from his voice, "Oh, thanks, Granger. Yeah, I just totally needed that." He smiled again but this time, he didn't bother to hide it. I smiled too; I kinda liked this Malfoy. Oh my GOD... I did not just say THAT. I did not just say that! I screamed mentally and buried my head in my hands. When I looked up, Malfoy was just staring at me.

"What?" I asked, narrowing my eyes slightly.

"You were screaming," Malfoy said in a prompt tone. Oh... guess it wasn't that mental then.

"Oh, no, I assure you, you are mental and definitely belong to an insane asylum."

Oh, shit, I did not just say that out loud.

"Yes, you did, actually."

I groaned. I had to stop doing that!

"Yes, you do."

Shut up, Malfoy!

"Rude much?"

I grinned. Sometimes, speaking your thoughts without you noticing comes in handy.

"Speaking your thoughts comes in handy?" Malfoy snorted. "You've got to be the weirdest girl I've ever met, Granger."

"God, you're so annoying, Malfoy," I said, glaring at him.

Malfoy grinned, "I know you are but what am I?"

I could kill that little brat!

"Do that, Granger and you'll probably end up living in the streets, since you're probably very poor."

"Come over here, Malfoy," I said in a very sweet voice. "Come over here and just let me STRANGLE YOU!"

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A/N: Yeah, I know, I finally updated. This chapter is actually quite short but I quite liked it. It had better writing than my National Treasure fic and I managed to even put in a part of my Sean Bean obssesion. Okay, who doesn't love Sean Bean? Well, I hope you guys read my National Treasure fic AND continue reading this fic. Toodles!