My second story, the other hasn't been updated in a while, got to get a move on that. I also plan to start other one connecting to this fiction, at least i hope too.

This is a continuation story of Kakashi and Naruto getting together because there is not enough of them out there. The whole purpose is for man smut but I like to pretend it has a plot. I also plan to take a while getting there. Have fun.

Fox eat Dog

Amistd the leafy greens laying back in a canopy bed it was as if the world was crawling at a snail's pace. Barely any movement aside from the wind rustling the leaves and bushes, even they lazily followed the winds call. He couldn't be any more rested and relaxed unless he was a civilian. Ninjas can only let themselves go so much. Growing a heated blush letting forth a light giggle, his prized brand new 'Icha Icha Lover's Nights', as it still held strong to it's predecessor's scintillating plot lines and provocative scenes. Not that the whole story was smut, you just had to read through it throughly. Kakashi took pleasure in doing that, over and over and over again. Yet all was not right, he could feel it in his bones, his senses itching acting as a warning to a danger very near. Something was disturbing his peaceful little world. What was it?

It was too late.

Before he could quickly, competently react a ball was thrown at his head. Not just any ball. A water ball. He was able to shield his precious book but quick skill alone didn't save his hair and left side from the impact. Aiming a deadly glare over his shoulder the veteran jounin didn't even need to face his attacker to know the only one with enough balls and stupidity in the village to toss a water balloon at him was the only person who could do it with the chance to live to see tomorrow. There he stood, several inches taller than himself, his hair shaggy and unkept, covered in dirt from head to toe. By his side a back pack with yet more projectiles looking to make the older ninja soak and wet by the end of the bag.

"Kakashi-sensei! Looks like you could use a towel!" Naruto taunted all teeth and canines beaming at him, not quite blindingly so but with just as much enthusiasm as Gai had. The boy looked ready to hurl another balloon taking the stance of a baseball pitcher, arm up, leg out. He would have to do this quick. With a few swift hand seals the silver hair jounin cast a jutsu that of a much smaller level Suiryuudan no Jutsu, Water Dragon Blast Technique, and all the water trapped in the rubber balls exploded drenching Naruto in a small wave enough to hurt a lesser person merely knocking a stubborn prankster onto his ass. The dirt covering his form was gone, running down his body onto the ground. His hair drenched stuck against his neck, clinging red and orange clothes matting against his body. Would his choice in attire ever grow into something normal?

Now said blond ninja was giving his former-sensei his own look of displeasure, although it was hardly threatening when his shaggy hair was in his eyes. Actually Kakashi thought it was rather cute and took great pleasure in telling Naruto so.

"Stuff it! That was a dirty trick Kakashi-sensei!" His cheeks puff out as he clenched his fists into the dirt. The older man stood up dusting himself up ignoring the wet dirt patches on his arm. He would have to take a shower earlier than usual today, no big deal. Walking up to the drowned rat the elder man ruffled his hair making him think of a 'wet dog' and the boy sure did smell like one. Stuffing his hands into his pockets he walked on ignoring the curious stare following him.

"Welcome back Naruto."

Naruto sat there watching his teacher walk away as he uttered those few simple words the blond was always glad to hear. It meant someone was happy to see him, it meant there were people looking forward to him coming home again. Such simple words, people would think he was foolish for being so happy over something so small.

Standing up he rubbed under his nose water dripping from it and sneezed, how annoying. He didn't even get the chance to go see Iruka-sensei and force the man to got to the ramen shop with him. Free ramen was always a joy he missed while away from home. Though staring at that back of Kakashi's head he thought maybe he could get his meal after all. Trotting up to the other he kept up with the man's pace looking at the covered mask of his teacher he paid no attention to the road ahead as he gave his sensei a huge grin that screamed 'I'm looking for something.'

"Kakashi-sensei! Why don't we go to Ichiraku Ramen together to catch up?" Naruto's smile couldn't be anymore obvious, while meant to be sweet in appearance he was over doing it. Immediately the older ninja knew the blond was looking for a meal ticket. Kakashi gave him a one eye no lip smile in return and answered.

"Are you asking me out on a date Naruto?" Naruto gave Kakashi-sensei a dubious look before throwing out his most suave smile wrapping his arm around the other.

"Only if I'm getting something out of it." Kakashi was mildly surprised. This was something new, Naruto flirting back? Usually he'd huff muttering the word pervert under his breath, it was always the jounin's way of getting him to settle down, his 'fuck off' tactic if you will. With the arm around his shoulder and close proximity of Naruto's body it was but an instant later before the silver hair man shrugged him off.

"If you want to mooch off someone go find Iruka, I'm not so gullible. I have something I need to do. Later."

Baffled and confused Naruto stood there looking to the smoke puff where once his teacher stood wondering what he did wrong.

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Naruto was use to crowds of people staring at him, during his younger years he gave them plenty of reasons to do so. Though now he wasn't actively seeking their attention, he just didn't feel like rushing home to take a shower. He knew he smelled something awful and he was soaked from head to toe due to the earlier scuffle but he wanted to enjoy walking through the streets of his hometown. Receiving a few kindly waves from comrades and old Mrs. Taka who was something of a.. fan. He always distastefully endured her hugs that missed touching appropriate places.

It was when he was halfway home that he ran across a familiar scowling face. Sasuke was leaning against a store building looking like he wasn't paying attention to anything though he was most likely watching everything. Paranoia and the sharingan were good for that. Naruto made sure to yell needlessly loud just to piss him off.

"Yo bastard! How's it hanging?!" Smugly he drug his feet up and into the brunette's bubble, completely ignoring the radius of personal space Sasuke like to keep at all times and stood close enough so that his breathe could be felt by the other's cheek.

Sasuke disgusted not by the fact Naruto did this, he always did and most likely always would, but the fact he did it while smelling something fierce.. when was the last time the idiot brushed his teeth? Only his resistance to fowl smells and stubborn pride kept him from moving a inch, even though he turned his face the opposite direction. So he didn't feel like tolerating it when he didn't need too, didn't make him less of a ninja.

"Naruto, you smell like cow dung, go wash yourself. Have some courtesy for people forced to be around you."

At that the blond sneered ready with a few kindly words not meant to be heard outside a bar, commonly from the lips of a drunk, when he thought to sniff himself and stuck out his tongue. Cringing he couldn't believe he didn't notice it before. No wonder Kakashi-sensei ran off after he got so close. Scratching his damp head he completely forgot to say something nasty back to his present company, looking almost sheepish.

"That farm perverted hermit made us stay at must've have stayed with me. Well Miss, I'll see you later, say hi to your girlfriend for me."
Sasuke looked back over to the tan male to glare, not pleased with that comment in the least.

"Don't let Sakura hear you say that unless you'd like to be a permitted fixture on Hokage mountain, your corpse that is."

"Also give your boyfriend a hot kiss. He does try so hard to get your attention." Naruto saucily added as he walked away with a feminine sway added to his hips. The Uchiha's blood ran cold at the mention. It wasn't his fault he was getting strange green spandex stalkers challenging him to prove their manliness and Naruto knew he detested it. Keeping silent he went back to ignoring everything as the other man giddily pranced home.

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When Kakashi was feeling out of sorts he always retreated to his 'romance novels'. His precious porn was a comfort no matter where he was or what troubling burden was forced apon him. Despite being in this very store yesterday, and still slightly damp from his excursion with a bubbly blond, he came back once again to gather more reading material. He was quite skilled and agile so it wasn't even a shock to the store clerk to see the silver hair man holding a stack of books in one of his hands and another with one of his feet as he leafed through another potential purchase.

Nodding in assentation he kicked up the books balanced on the side of his foot into his free hand and smoothly walked up to the clerks man placing them on the counter before him with a happy smile. The cashier smirked, his name tag said Tokashi. They never actually spoke to each other, maintaining professional transactions handled with discretion, despite the fact Kakashi would read the smut in a park filled with children and angry mothers.

Tokashi was long time in the business and always kept to himself, though he could tell you more about Kakashi than most of his friends knew. He knew what the man liked, seen all the different emotions in his one uncovered eye, he saw the silver hair man after missions, in vulnerable moments when his guard wasn't quite completely back up, he knew these things without hardly a word spoken. When the other man handed him the correct amount of money he placed it in the register without even ringing it up as the other walked away.

Out on the streets of the towns more 'adult' district he walked on his books stacked several inches above his head. It's not like all his trips bore so much fruit, this was a special occasion, brought on by events he didn't want to ponder over. He was out of the loop, aside from rumors and gossip, when it came to knowing just how his former students were doing. Seeing Naruto today after a few weeks trip, he didn't even see him over a month before the young man left. Their last meeting consisted of a passing in the street where the young man thought to glomp him ninja style. Kakashi loathe to admit his back didn't take kindly to the pouncing. At least not at the speed in which the man was at, and the weight of which he filled out to.

When exactly did the boy he once tutor start smiling like that? Even in his insanely loud outfits he had a strange allure, it reminded him of his own teacher. That warm welcoming persona that even guarded strangers fell victim too. The blond grew up under his nose, or perhaps it was there the whole time and he choose to ignore it.

Sasuke and Sakura were never this difficult, at least they never demanded so much damn attention, not from him. Sasuke detested it as a weakness and the pink hair stalker focused entirely on her studies and fairy tale fixation. Naruto had a habit of showing up out of no where and just making his day go awry. Like every time he set on the task of trying to see under his mask, which happened every several months. The man never gave up, ever. It was quite a admirable quality until the other started sneaking into his apartment at night to take a peek, then it was creepy.

As he walked down the dirt path bare of grass from years of harboring people's feet it became more crowded, the sporadic number of passer byers turned into a jumble of bodies all gathering into one area not large enough to hold so man without people touching. Curious as to what brandished so many on lookers he stopped. High up on a flat roof, there was makeshift stage. A man stood with a karaoke set at his feet and a microphone in his hands. Standing beside him a row of girls, women, wearing clean white T-shirts and short shirts. He recognized Sakura and Asuma's student Ino among them. What was going on here?

"Now if you please gentlemen these ladies are looking very hot, and the heat is making them sweaty too. Do your thing, but do be gentle." He announced in a rather cheesy fashion.

Kakashi knew his face, Toji, a rather eccentric jounin, in a village of ninja with a job description of decapitations and death it wasn't unusual to be, unusual. It was ninjas who didn't have personality defects you had to worry about.

Lined off to the side several ninja used hands seals to gather water. His neck prickled yet his eyes were glued to the spectacle. Already he could tell what was to happen and just before the water showered down a blur of another person jump into the roof getting wet along with Ino, Sakura and the other five girls. When the water cleared little rivets leaking down onto the ground creating small mud puddles every female was soaked and Kakashi was grateful to taking a detour before going home to wash up. Every shirt was drenched and clinging to each magnificent chest. The outline of their full bosom and nipples were clearly seen through.

The crowd cheered, hoots and cat calls disturbing the normal peaceful atmosphere. Not that it was at all bothersome, he was too focused on the entertainment to care. So maybe he should have felt vaguely disturbed to see what his former student was housing in her top but then again Kakashi had done worse in his day. If she wanted to prance around nearly topless and feed the eyes of hot-blooded men he should support her in her goals in life yes? Yes and they were quite lovely not overly huge. A nice fit in your hand, giving you something fun to play with. Though her rival/friend the Yamanaka child, she looked the type that you'd have fun with for a night or two. She was bigger than his pink hair pupil but not overly so.

The silver hair jounin vaguely noticed the man started speaking again but wasn't all that attentive, a girl with deep crimson hair and dark lipstick caught his eye, those breasts looked awfully familiar.. He was sure of he was an acquaintance of them, just didn't remember the name of the woman. It was too the left of her he noticed a blonde with pigtails. The older man only noticed her hair because she was leaning forward, the tails laying nestled next to the overly large fun bags. One hand was on her knee, her free hand held her fingers in a peace sign, with a pink tongue teasingly stuck out as she posed for the crowd making Kakashi wonder if such a flirtatious sexy girl like that was in the village why had he never slept with her?

Toji then made a proclamation of choosing the best looking shirt in the bunch. Holding his hand over the head of a deep brunette she struck a alluring pose going for sophistication over enthusiasm. A hand on her thigh the other by her cocked head with the slight tilt of the hip. He made certain to remember that face when he went out later, he would approach her another time for some fun.

One by one the microphone wielding jounin placed his hand near the girls and the crowd got loudest at the one they most liked. It was on Sakura's turn that she stood on her side jaunting out her hip so you could see a full view of the front and back, the look on her face really was not one he'd ever seen on her.

How his' students grew up without him around. Just how old was he getting? Suddenly thirty didn't feel so young. If his two students could give looks like that undoubtedly they all could. Though he laughed in his head. If Sasuke showed interest in anything on two legs Kakashi would pay to find out.

The noise that Sakura gathered broke him from his musing and was enough to give the other girls stiff competition. When Ino was up she did something a bit different, going down on her hands and knees throwing her head back. He was grateful for the loose standard issue uniform pants and his occupied hands itched to fix them. If not for his respect for Asuma he would consider...

It was the pig tail blonde's turn and the silver hair jounin looked forward to see what she could do. He was surprised but not disappointed. She started doing jumping jacks. Her chest bouncing and jiggling in a way that one could imagine would look like if she was riding on top of you. Kakashi did just that, yes very grateful for the pants.

By far she got the loudest and most unseemly calls. Who said that about a bungee cord and riding crop? By the time the last three had their turn he already figured who would win, though he couldn't help but notice the blonde's face. It looked terribly familiar though he knew he never saw her before, those marks on her cheeks..

No fucking way.

"The winner of Konoha's wet T-shirt contest... is you pigtails what's your name anyway?" As Toji neared her holding the microphone in front of her Kakashi was laughing his ass off loudly, the books in his arms tipping almost ready to fall as his hand was twitching to throw kunai's at the blond. The older man was at half mast after seeing those twins bounce.

"Well that is, Uzumaki Naruto!" In a puff of smoke the top heavy gorgeous blond turned back into the number one ninja of surprises, who was in tight mini shorts and equally confining women's tee. Kakashi could see everything, he was worried since it wasn't all that bad.

As the crowd went silent, the cocky blond continued his cocky cheshire cat grin. It didn't last long as when the shock was over many in the crowd started laughing, the ones that weren't were seething in cold fury for being turned on by a seventeen year old male prankster. That was Naruto for you. Before long Ino and Sakura were on him, he tried to run, Kakashi almost had the heart to go up there and rescue him for the inevitable thrashing he would receive, but he was feeling a bit vengeful.

Kakashi started walking away ignoring the cries and pleas of one man along with the angry yelling of two very furious females. He ignored them all and desperately desired a shower and the comforting walls of his home, a very cold shower. With a brain scrubber to remove imagines of hard abs peeking out from under a too tight chest, small confiding shorts that revealed practically every inch of what was not really hidden underneath and mischievous blue eyes that promised everything the older man was missing.

"Kakashi-sensei."

Looking up the jounin was mildly surprised to see Sasuke leaning against a building off a ways from the huddle of people. Far enough to be near none of them but close enough to see the stage. The fact Kakashi wasn't surprised attested to the fact he felt the boy there even if it didn't register in his mind.

"Sasuke."

It was a mere greeting and usually at that the silver hair man would walk away, not one for lengthy conversation when he had nothing important to say, so the Uchiha was surprised when the silver hair man stood there looking at him so intently. The younger man was starting to get unnerved. Kakashi as analyzing him, trying to read him. It was a look one got in a battle or right before a barrage of mental attacks, the snake sannin like to do often. Driving one to question one's self.

"Sasuke help your former teacher extend his knowledge. I need you to show me something."

Kakashi said that so seriously, even going as far as asking for help. Sasuke was curious and though he didn't want to say it, almost eager to do the man a favor. To have helped the independent copy-ninja. He nodded slowly hiding his enthusiasm.

"I want you to imagine me as the most attractive person you've ever seen and give me a smile that tells me you want my body."

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Meh It's hard writing stories now that I have two jobs so I need support, help feed my will to write my fellow Naruto loving friends!