Know Your Owls

By Dead Promises

1#: Soren's Turn

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Into view comes a completely empty room, apart from the great maple tree in the middle of it all.

Perched on a branch of that tree was a magnificent barn owl, who from his continuous blinking knew not where the racdrops he was.

Until minutes came when he decided to stay comfortable, and let destiny do its part.

Suddenly, a voice comes out of nowhere, and in a ridiculously happy echo, it spoke:

Know Your Stars

knoW youR starS

KNOW YOUR STARS

know your stars

Srats rouy wonk

Now you're stares

Soren knew not what the voice was, but he seemed quite content to hear whoever the narrator was say his name.

Soren

He likes to feel on cushion monkeys to buy Trader Mags' special milkberry pasta.

Until he came to that part.

"Um, not to be rude but who told you such thing? What are cushion monkeys and when the hagsmire did Trader Mags mention anything about milkberry pasta anyway?" Soren asked, irritated as well as confused.

Soren

He was there when the French revolution gave out free Linkin Park CDs.

"Okay, first off, no I was not! Second, what be all this you're informing me about French revolution and some Linkin Park CDs? Is there such existence even in the frinking Owl Kingdom?" Soren asked, or mildly snapped.

Eight seconds passed.

"Hello? Who are you? And why am I here to begin with?" Soren asked, almost begging.

Soren.

He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.

"……………What? But I don't even know what-"

Soren

He has no idea that his tail is on fire.

"What are you talking about? my tail is not-" But before Soren could go on, he turns his head all the way back to his neck like in the exorcist, and sees smoke coming out of his tail feathers.

"BAW-COCK!!" Yells Soren, more like a chicken from a Looney Tunes episode than the owl he was as he began flying around to sway off the flames.

Now you know:

Soren

Ones the flames were completely out, he stood on the branch, and began huffing angrily.

"No they don't!" Yelled Soren.

Yes they do.

"Hey, who are you at least? And why did you just……HEY WAIT! COME BACK I SAY!

Gylfie?

Digger?

Twilight?

Coryn?

Anyone? This isn't funny! Someone tell me what's going on!" Soren continued to yell.

Soon the whole scene does like Jay-Z's movie, and fades to black.

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