The Ghost in the Uchiha Mansion

Hi this is my first fanfic so be nice please!

disclaimer: i do not own naruto or anything

rating: T (pg- 13) for mild language and some material may be inappropriate for children.

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It was just a normal Saturday in the villiage of Kohona. In the lonely Uchiha Mansion, Sasuke lay in his bed, sleeping.

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"AHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled Sasuke, who just fell out of his bed, "damn alarm clock"

He looked at the time, it was seven AM. He got ready for the day, and set out to find his friends.

He found Naruto and Sakura at Ichiraku Ramen.

"SASUKE-TEME!" yelled the hyperactive blonde.

"Hey sasuke-kun" said the beautiful, pink-haired kunoichi.

"hn"

He sat down and ordered some ramen.

"Hey! I just realized, we dont have any missions today!" exclaimed Sakura.

"hn"

She glared at him. "Dont you think we shoud take advantage of this day off?"

"hn"

"YEAH YOUR RIGHT SAKURA!!" yelled Naruto. "We should have a sleepover!!!"

"Yeah! Good idea Naruto!" said Sakura

"Uh, no." sasuke replied.

"Oh COME ON teme!" naruto said, "Hey Sakura! lets FORCE him to agree on this sleepover!"

"how?" asked Sakura

Naruto had an evil, mischevious grin on his face.

He whispered something in her ear.

"Ooooh, this has gonna be good."

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Sakura just got finished Telling Ino what to do.

"Are you seriously going to make me do this to Sasuke-kun?"

"yes" said Sakura.

"Awwww! Sasuke-kun is going to look like such an idiot!"

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Sasuke was walking aimlessly around Kohona, when suddenly Ino appeared infront of him with a mind control hand sign.

"Oh shit"

WHOOSH!

Sasuke wasnt in control of his body anymore, everything was blank.

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(Ino's POV)

"MWAHAHAHA!"

She had succeeded in getting into Sasuke's body, just as Sakura told her to.

"Ok, before i carry on with the plan, there is something i have always wanted to do, and now is the totally perfect time!!!" Ino squealed inside Sasuke's body, making him look extremely gay and causing several passerbys to stare.

"heeheeheee!"

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"Oh my god! Sasuke-kun is even hotter than i thought he would be!" Ino said while exiting the hot springs changing room. ( just guess what she did ;)

"Ok, now for the REAL plan!"

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She met up with Sakura and Naruto who were waiting there for her, looking mighty impatient.

"INO-PIG! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?"

"Chillax, billboard-brow, it took a while to find him" Ino lied

"COME ON! lets go!" exclaimed Naruto.

The three walked to the busiest part of town, carrying a CD player and a chiken suit.

Ino (in Sasuke's body) changed into it, and they played the CD.

Ino started dancing the macarana.

Everyone around them just stared.

The Sasuke fangirls stopped squealing about how hot he is, and stared, with eyes as wide as soccerballs O.O

Sakura and Naruto started cracking up like crazy as the uchiha prodigy was shaking his butt and dancing the macarana.

After the song was over, Ino returned to her body that was on the other side of town.

Sasuke was back in his body and unaware of what just happened. All he saw was half of Kohona, all his fangirls, and his two friends laughing their asses off.

"What the hell are you laughing about?" asked Sasuke, confused.

"HAHAHA HACK HAHAHA" laughed Naruto.

Sasuke then realized he was in a chicken suit, a CD player two feet away from him containing a CD that read : "The Macarana"

"Oh. No. You. Did. Not." he said dangerously to Sakura and Naruto, who immediately stopped laughing.

Before he could beat them up, he was tied up by chakra strings, unable to move.

"Shit" he cursed

Sakura and Naruto approached Sasuke with evil grins on their faces.

"Sasuke-kun, we will only release you if you agree to have the sleepover, and have it at your mansion." explained Sakura.

"Never"

"ok, fine. I guess we'll just have to get Ino back here to-"

"OK, OK, FINE!" exclaimed the Uchiha

"hehehe" laughed Sakura and Naruto.

"ok! We'll be at your house at seven pm!" said Sakura excitedly. "bye Sasuke-kun! See you tonight!"

"Bye teme!"

"what did i just get myself into?" Sasuke said

"uh...can someone please untie me?"

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Hey! so how was the first chapter? ok? well please review!