Somebody has some issues…
Hikaru: First off… Gomen for not updating! School's been driving me crazy and now that I have a free moment to cause chaos… (After digging through reviews again)
Here's another chapter!
Mina: (whispers to Sesshomaru) I thought you broke her laptop?
Sesshomaru: (sighs and pouts) it just wouldn't die…
"We've been at this for how long?" Sango asked Miroku.
"Three days and counting…" Miroku said sighing.
Mina looked as if she was going to cry.
"I haven't had it for more than an hour and I lose it! What The Hell's Wrong With Me!?"
"A lot of things… "Inuyasha muttered.
"Sit…"
BAM!
Sesshomaru's group watched the chain of events unfold. Sesshomaru was getting cranky because he's been stuck traveling with his half breed brother for three days. But Mina insisted on joining their group for more people would surly find the damn futuristic contraption sooner, or at least that's what it seems like to Mina's understanding.
But why did she have to drag him along?
"Kari- chan… do you know what this one is?" Tenshi asked, after scrolling through the contents of the iPod.
Kari took a look at the screen, her tongue sticking out from thinking of what the foreign language could mean (in this case, English).
"I have no clue…" Kari said, shrugging.
"Oh… ok…"
"DON'T PUSH THE…"
Buzz. A beam shot right to the forest floor below.
"…center…" Kari finished, only a second too late.
"Opps…" Tenshi said eyes big.
While everyone continued on their way, Shippo and Rin suddenly stopped.
"Is anything wrong Shippo chan? Rin chan?" Kagome asked, when she noticed that the younger travelers stopped in their tracks.
Suddenly, Shippo started singing…
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Shippo
if it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
where did you come from where did you go
where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
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"Oh no you don't!" Mina shouted, as she chased Shippo around.
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
"Shippo stop! That song is so annoying!!!!!" Mina cried angrily. Shippo kept bouncing around everywhere, this way and that.
Everyone else watched on, wide eyed.
Not again…
If it hadn't been... for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
where did you come from where did you go
where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
Rin
He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun
Mina face vaulted to the ground.
"Rin Chan! Not You Too!" Mina said, one arm reaching out to her, twitching.
"You have to admit… watching Mina scramble around like that is pretty amusing…" Kagome said.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
Shippo
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
Rin
He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
and left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe
Shippo
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
"Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up!"
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe If it hadn't been...
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe
Shippo landed on Kagome shoulder.
"(huff huff) Are… you… (huff)… done now?" Mina said, crashing in front of Kagome, worn out from all the running.
"Please don't hurt me…" Shippo said, hiding behind Kagome.
"If Rin and Shippo just burst into song… then that means that the what-cha-ma-call-it's close…" Miroku said.
Mina's left eyebrow twitched.
"It's an iPod…" she muttered.
Meanwhile, a good distance away, Kari covered Tenshi's mouth and held her down. Tenshi struggled in Kari's grip.
"Will you quiet down!?" Kari snapped. "We're gonna get found!"
"Let… go… can't breathe…" Tenshi gasped.
Both neko youkai froze when they felt a chill go down their spine from the small breeze. They looked up in the sky.
"Hey… isn't that…?" Tenshi said.
"I can sense trouble…" Kari said.
The two looked at each other.
"Wanna bug a dog?"
Inuyasha's ears twitched.
"What is it?" Kagome asked.
Inuyasha growled, as he reached for the Tessaiga's hilt.
"It's Kagura…" Inuyasha said.
Only noticeable to Rin, Sesshomaru shuttered.
Mina's eyes started to glow red.
"… and what would she be doing around here?" Mina asked dangerously.
"I don't have the slightest idea…" Sesshomaru blurted. (Remember Beware of the iPod Nano I's Girlfriend?)
A huge gust of wind blew by. Kagura landed a few feet away from the Inu- Tachi.
"Well, well…" Kagura said. "Are you all in another mishap again?"
"What's it to you!?" Inuyasha spat.
"Because usually, Sesshomaru would never be caught traveling with the likes of you unless it was something important."
Mina pushed through the crowd.
"Oh! Now you're stalking him!?"
"Not you again! Don't you have a playpen to go home to, little girl!?" Kagura shouted back.
"At least I have some self respect, you stalker!"
"What do you mean a stalker!?"
"You're always following Sesshomaru around like a shadow!"
The two kept arguing, much like a certain half demon and a wolf demon.
"Wow… with one sentence, Mina brought it down to her level…" Sango said.
"Are you sure?" Kari asked Tenshi.
"I'm positive… how many people would pass this opportunity up?" Tenshi said with a smile.
Kari shrugged.
"Ok… but that means I get a double turn next round…"
"The first one didn't count!"
"Yes it does!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
The two kept fighting as Tenshi pressed the button.
"That's it! We're going to have to have a challenge to see who would be the better mate…" Kagura said with a flick of her fan.
"Mate…?" Sesshomaru said, dignity getting smaller.
"Wow… who knew you were a lady killer…' Miroku said.
"You want to die monk?"
"Uh…"
"Fine by me!" Mina shouted. "What do you suppose we do?"
"DANCE OFF!" A loud voice boomed.
"Huh?" both women said.
"I have a bad feeling about this…" Kagome said.
Suddenly, the entire scenery changed completely. The mountainous pine tree environment suddenly turned tropical rain forest. Mina and Kagura were no where to be found through the mist.
"What the fuck's going on?" Inuyasha said.
No one responded. They were all wide eyes and pointing behind Inuyasha, who was completely oblivious to the flowing shadow behind him that started singing…
Mina:
Every time they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
Public display of affection
Feel's like no one else in the room (The room)
All jaws dropped. Apparently, she never lost the tone and fitness of a dancer, let alone the skill of belly dancing. Her flat abdomen was brought out by the forest green buostier, short shorts with tassels of blue and purple sheer fabric cascading down. Her height increase with the four inch tan knee high boots. (Remember the 2001 VMA of 'I'm a Slave 4 U?).
Only Sesshomaru and Kagome noticed the little 18th birthday gift that Mina gave her navel after passing a piercing salon before she got to Kagome's house. Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing Gimme gimme more
We can get down like there's no one around
We'll keep on rockin' (We'll keep on rockin')
We'll keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')
They keep watchin' (They keep watchin')
Keep watchin
Feels like the crowd is saying
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
As she sang, Mina crept closer to Sesshomaru, who just kept turning redder as the song went on.
"Sesshomaru can turn red?" Kagome said aloud, being a smart aleck.
"Why does this remind me of that one Kikyo Kagome number from before?" Inuyasha asked, shuttering at the memory of the girls' ballad of a 'Beautiful Liar'…
Suddenly, Mina backed away, as if something annoyed her. All attention was now on the raven haired woman, placing her hands on Sesshomaru's shoulders, silver bangles jingling as she moved. (A/N: Well… at least Kagura is wearing Brit's '07 VMA costume better…)
Kagura:
Center of attention ('tention)
Even when they're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (Yeah)
If you're on a mission (Uh-uh)
You got my permission (Oh)
Kagura then took off to where a stage suddenly appeared, taking center stage which happen to have a pole.
We can get down like there's no one around
We'll keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')
We'll keep on rockin', rockin' (Uh-uh)
Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (Wait)
Keep watchin
(Feel's like the crowd is saying)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Suddenly, Mina appeared on the stage, griping the other side of the pole. She and Kagura glared at one another, as they circled around like vultures. A very intense scene indeed. Then, as the beat of the music came back, the two simultaneously resume the dance number, though Kagura had a worried expression on her face, as she tried to keep up with the loose fluid movement from Mina.
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more, oh yeah)
Gimme (Uh)
Gimme gimme more
Ohh, gimme more, gimme more (More)
Gimme more, gimme more baby
I just wanna more
Halfway through, Kagura started to dance lazily, not even caring anymore, but she made sure she sang well. Mina, on the other hand, was just like the American BoA, dancing and singing at the same time, without losing a bit of breath.
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme
LYGO:
Bet you didn't see this one coming
The incredible Lygo
The legendary Miss Britney Spears, ha-ha
And the unstoppable Danja
Ha, you gonna have to remove me
Cause I ain't goin' no where, haha
(More)
With a quick clap of the hands, a bright light extinguished the area.
Everything was back to normal, though Mina was still in her ending position, while Kagura was on the ground, trying to catch her breath. They were both back in their normal clothes.
"I declare Miss Mina the winner on this one!" Rin suddenly said, making everyone but Mina face vault.
Mina finally realized what she was doing and immediately turned red, while scrambling away from Sesshomaru, who just happened to be near by.
"Holy Crap! That was not what I had in mind!" Mina shrieked, turning even redder from embarrassment.
"Mina… since when did you pierce your belly button?" Kagome asked out of the blue.
"EEK! You guy's saw that too!?"
Kagura slowly got up, also red from embarrassment.
"Don't tell me you're pulling that music trick again…" Kagura said bitterly, hiding her blush behind her fan.
"Absolutely not!" Mina shouted, now turning red from anger. "That's why we're all traveling together! Someone or something stole it!"
The two went straight back into arguing, while Inuyasha took the chance to give Sesshomaru a hard time about how women would do just about anything for attention, while earning a rightful 'Sit', from Kagome.
Hikaru: Ok… (Sighs) not one of my best chapters, but best I could do at the last minute. Though I'm kind of happy to get the Kagura/Mina face off out of the way (though odds are, more to come (evil smirk)).
Rin: Let's see… songs this round are Cotton Eye Joe, by Rednex (as requested by moglinater), and Gimme More, by Britney Spears (to get it out of Hikaru's system)
Hikaru: (freaks out) It's not my fault! The weirdest mental images appear in my head at random! Besides… (shrugs) the Mina Kagura seemed pretty cool in my head…I'm not a big Britney fan like I use to be. Now I find her stuff rather lame and meaningless, considering I listen to BoA all the time…
Sesshomaru: (unable to look at Mina)
Mina: Hey… are you ok?
Sesshomaru: Fine… (turns away, trying to stop nose bleed)
Hikaru: OMG! He bleeds!
Mina: (rolls eyes) anyway… please review and more request so y'all don't have to painfully read lame Britney Spears song…