A/N: Yeah, I decided to add on to the story sooooooo, yeah.

WAYS TO PISS OF VOLDEMORT

41. Go up to Voldemort and ask if he's wearing space pants

42. Then say, "'Cause you Ass is out of this world"

43. Find out how old he is

44. Make him a wedding cake

45. Propose

46. IF he says no cry until he says yes

47. When he says yes say 'April Fools'

48. Buy him a muggle cell phone

49. Make a pink rhinestone cover for it

50. Tell him he should get a theme song

51. Make it 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred

52. Tell him to go vegetarian.

53. Start a rumor about him and Bellatrix

54. Post his picture on Facebook

55. Give him a myspace

56. Name it 'Coldy Moldy Voldy'

57. Take him to a tanning salon

58. 'Accidently' leave him in too long.

59. Paint his toes black

60. Tell him it's the color of his heart