WAYS TO PISS OFF LORD VOLDEMORT

1 At DE meetings have your head hang forward and pretend you fell asleep

2 Then when they 'wake' you up say "What, yeah! I know he's bald!"

3 When he glares at you smile sweetly and say "What's wrong?"

4 For Christmas get him a shirt that says 'I'm One F…… Ray of Sunshine'

5 Tell him you wish you had hair like him

6 If he's angry tell him to turn-that-frown-upside-down

7 When he doesn't cheer up give him a stress doll

8 Then draw a lighting bolt scar and glasses on said stress doll

9 Give him a makeover

10 Put on white 'pimple hider' blush, then tell him it matches his complexion

11 When he walks into the next DE meeting sporting his makeover play 'I feel like a woman'

12 Whenever he comes up with a plan hold a light bulb over his head

13 Then make a funny 'BING' noise

14 Give him a teddy bear

15 Name the teddy bear Carl

16 Feed Carl to Nagini

17 Whenever he walks into the room start doing jumping-jacks

18 Whenever he says a word beginning with a vowel poke him

19 Start talking to him in baby talk for absolutely no reason

20 Make a card saying "Ur the #1 Baddy in my Book"