MUHAHAHA!
DISCLAIMER! I ONLY OWN TWISTER! MY PRETTY OC! LOL
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Cloud - Told you that wouldn't take long. Hmm, now to get things started.

Twister (the original know your stars voice) - Why the hell is the Advant Children cast here?

Cloud -Dunno…Sweet! I've got the cool voice thing!

Tifa - Shut up and get to work!

Somebody is demanding….Ummm
Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars

Tifa Lockheart….USES PADDING!

Tifa - HOW DARE YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! (starts looking for Cloud)

Yuffie - I KNEW IT!

Damnit…


Sora - (twitch…unconscious)

Xemnas - (Crying) MY PARENTS HATED ME!

Twister - (annoyed twitch)

Roxas - AT LEAST YOU HAD PARENTS!

Vincent - (ignoring everyone)

Yuffie - OMR! I LOVE YOU VINCENT!

Vincent - (pulls out gun and threateningly aims it at Yuffie)

Tifa - WHERE ARE YOU CLOUD!

Somewhere….

Demyx - (also crying) I'm just a screw up!

Reno - (hugging Demyx) Its ok…Because…Because I am too!

Rude - (talking to no one particular) You wanna know why I drink! Huh! HUH! THIS IS WHY! (points to bald head)

Sepheroth - (in his own little corner) I never wanted to kill anyone…I just wanted my MOMMY!

Kadaj - (sobbing) ME TOO!

Yazoo - Don't cry Kadaj..

Loz - You big meanie! Its ok, you can cry.

Zack - OMR! I'm ALIVE!

Aries - Not for long! (Chases Zack with Sepheroth's abandoned sword)

Axle - (staring at Reno) Did I come from you?! (eyes sparkle with unshed tears) Father!

Siax - My pretty face is scared forever! (sob)

Vincent - (now shooting at Yuffie)

Twister - EVERYONE SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION!

Everyone - (silent)

Pikachu - Pika! Pik-

(insert gun shots)

Everyone looks at Vincent.

Vincent - (shrugs)

Twister - It is obvious that you guys are pretty good at making yourself miserable and obviously have a lot of problems. So, here's my idea. Lets make this into a counseling session!

Dun Da Dun Dun Dun Dun

-static-

Cause every time we touch
I get this feeling
And every time we kiss
I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my hear-

Twister - CLOUD!

Sorry…