Okay I was considering making this part of New Beginnings but I decided not to. It doesn't really fit. So I made it a story in it's own right.
Because I'm probably going to be splitting my time between both this and New Beginnings updates might be a bit slow. But enjoy!
"Why are we stuck with this stupid D-rank mission?" Naruto whined.
Kakashi sighed, "Naruto we're the least senior team not currently on a mission."
"But can't..." the blonde began.
"Dobe! Can we just get this over with please? We have to do it, deal with it. I'll go check by the river," Sasuke stalked off towards the river.
Stupid dobe, why did he always have to whine about everything? Surely he had to grow up at some point.
The Uchiha spotted something resting on the river bank, a wine bottle. He picked it up and automatically pulled out the cork.
There was a puff of smoke and before him stood a man with curly brown hair and many ear piercings. His eyes were green and he wore a white vest with loose green pants and no shoes.
Instantly on his guard Sasuke asked, "Who are you and where did you come from?"
"I am the genie of the... 1983 Chardonnay if I'm not mistaken," he replied peering at the bottle.
"A what?" the Uchiha asked confused.
"I am a genie or djinni or whatever you want to call it, but you can call me Frank. And before you go getting all Aladdin on me you get 1 wish and 3 days to make it and I will not hang around afterwards and be your best friend and no freebies. Don't even try and trick me or wish my freedom because, hate to break it to you bitch but I am free, free to totally kick your arse if you try anything. Got it?" he asked with a smile.
"Uh right," Sasuke said blinking.
"Now what's your deepest darkest desire?" he looked deep into the raven's eyes.
"Oh my," he giggled, "Interesting dilemma you have there. And no I can't kill your brother, sorry love."
"I wish, I could restore my clan," Sasuke told him softly and seriously.
"Of course you do. Ooh vague! I love vague they're so much more fun," he saw the teen's stricken look, "Don't worry honey, you always get what you wish for. Just... not always in the way you expected," he winked, "By the time you wake up tomorrow your wish will be granted."
"Hey teme! What the hell I taking so long?" Naruto's voice came through the trees.
"Looks like your boyfriend is getting worried sweets. Better go reassure him," he giggled and disappeared.
"He's not my boyfriend!" Sasuke almost shouted.
"Who's not?" Naruto asked as he walked out from the trees.
"Never mind," Sasuke said pulling him along.
Sasuke rolled over.
crinkle
It took a moment for his sleep-addled brain to process that this was not a normal morning noise. He felt around until his hand closed around a crumpled piece of paper. He raised it up to the level of his bleary eyes.
Hey hon,
I wasn't sure if you were a short or long hair person so I went with long but you can always cut it if you'd prefer.
-Frank
What the hell? Talk about cryptic. Wait a second. Who the hell was Frank?
Memories of the day before came flooding back and the Uchiha leapt out of bed.
The weird guy had said his wish would be granted by now. What did he even mean to do? The teen scratched the back of his head and froze.
There was something on his back.
He ran to the bathroom, his chest hurt. He looked in the mirror and gasped. Shaking he slowly removed his shirt and let out a strangled moan at what he saw. At least he knew why his chest was hurting. Closing his eyes he pulled down his boxers and took a quick look and blushed pulling them quickly back up.
It was official.
Uchiha Sasuke was a woman.
He came to a few hours later on the bathroom floor. He sat up and it all came flooding back. Sasuke looked down at his chest. Yep. He had boobs. So this was how that bastard had decided to grant his wish. I mean sure he had wanted to restore his clan... but not personally.
He had to talk to someone.
He remembered the earlier pain of running to the bathroom. His wardrobe was not equipped to deal with this. He found some bandages and strapped his chest up before putting on the baggiest clothes he had, which was not very baggy. He looked in the mirror again at his hair. It was very long, about butt length. He had to admit, being a female hadn't made huge differences in his appearance, there had always been a certain femininity about him before, although if anybody else had said that he would have destroyed them.
He could hide the changes in his body easily enough but the hair was going to be difficult. Finally he tied it back into a loose ponytail and put a jacket on, pulling his hair in between the jacket and his back. It looked sort of normal. In a way. Anyway it would do for walking to his house.
knock knock
"Mmmm," Naruto said rolling over.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
He rolled over again and stood up. It was his day off. Couldn't people just leave him alone?
"Naruto! I need to talk to you! Open up now!" It was Sasuke but his voice sounded all high and panicky.
"I'm coming, I'm coming! Gees keep your pants on woman," Naruto said yawning as he shuffled towards the door.
If he hadn't been so busy panicking Sasuke would have laughed. He had no idea how right he was. The door opened and Sasuke charged inside past a bewildered Naruto.
"What the hell? What's wrong with you?" he asked taking in Sasuke's wild eyed appearance, "Did you do something to your hair?"
Sasuke looked at Naruto in his shorts and blushed, "Dobe could you please put a shirt on?" he pleaded, the sight was doing strange things to his new body and he wasn't ready to handle it.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Not until you tell me what's wrong."
"How about you put a shirt on and then I'll explain," he replied tersely, suddenly sweating under the jacket.
Naruto noticed his discomfort and shrugged, Sasuke watched the muscles moving, mesmerised.
"Fine but you owe me an explanation. Help your self to something in the kitchen, I'll be back in a moment." The blonde went to his room and pulled on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt before making his way to the kitchen yawning.
Sasuke had taken the ponytail out and the jacket off and was sitting in the kitchen waiting. Naruto's eyes widened.
"What the hell happened to you?" Naruto asked cautiously making his way around the counter.
Sasuke leaned forward until he was sure Naruto would have a clear view of cleavage, "What do you know about genies?"
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