Karaoke! Naruto style!!!!

I DON'T own any of the Naruto characters so stop bothering me!!!!

Akira: I can't believe it! I actually get to write my first karaoke fanfic!

Sasuke: Just get writing please...

Akira: Fine. Mr.Emo king

Sakura: Why'd you call Sasuke an emo?!

Akira: Because he is.

Akira(host): Hello everyone! I am your host Akira Uzumaki! And yes, my brother is Naruto.

Sasuke: Really? I never knew that.

Host: Yeah...um anyways first up is Jiraya!!!

Jiraya: I like big butts and I cannot lie! you other brothers can't denie(sp?)And when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thang in your face you get sprung.

Host: that was um...good. Next we have Itachi singing Pretty fly for a white guy.

Itachi: Uno, dos tres cautro cinco cinco seis! You know its kinda hard just to get over today. our subject isn't cool but he thinks it anyway he may not have a clue and he may not have style but every thing he lacks well he makes a big denail!

Itachi fan gilrs: OMG Itachi!! we LOVE you!!!!

Itachi: I did good didn't I?

Host: Next we have Genma singing On the Floor(such a perv)

Genma: I wanna know is there anyone on the floor who can ----- me like a whore who can make me scream for more on and on I wanna see all you ladies in the place put your ----- in my face shake that booty to the base just for me.

Host: What a perv. anyways, next we have Tsunade.

Tsunade: Oh what gets you drunker quicker what comes full of liquor what comes in bottles or in cans? BEER! Can't get enough of it Beer how we really love it Beer makes me think im a man.

Host: O.o she's a man? weird...next!

Kakashi: Mty girlfriend is inflateable!

Host: Next!

Shikamaru: I know you see it I know you see it...um... I forgot the lyrics

Everyone: .

Host: Next please...

Sakura: I forgot...

Host: will someone please get up there and sing.

Sasuke: I'm an emo kid noncomforming as can be...uh...I forgot...

Host: whatever. Up last is Naruto!!!

Naruto: Lonley. I'm Mr.Lonley. I have nobody for my own oh I'm so lonley

Host: Bravo Big Brother!!!! I loved it!!!

Naruto: thanks sis.

Everyone: (twitching spasticly)

Next chapter will include Kiba Inuzuka, Orochimaru,and more people that I didn't include.

Sasuke: will I be able to sing again?

Akira: Maybe. If you're a good boy

Sakura: YOU MEGA PERV!!!

Akira: nope. not really.

Sasuke: Dirty babe... You see these shackles? Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip if I misbehave!
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Akira: (major nose bleed)

Sakura: (jeleous) What the h--- SASUKE!?!

Sasuke: What? she's not a fangirl.

Akira: Until next time!!!! Bye people!!!

Sasuke&Akira: (go away together)

END FIRST round