I wanted to say sorry for making you guys wait for another chapter, but I've been so busy and I couldn't think of something funny. I hope this is funny enough for you…
Volvos4Vamps-Edward
MuscleMan4000- Emmett
Deluxeshopper505050-Alice
BlueAudi101- Bella
All four of them has signed on…
BlueAudi101- UGH!
Volovs4Vamps- What's wrong love?
DeluxeShopper505050- Yeah what's wrong Sister O' mine?
Blue Audi101- (ignoring your questions) Emmett do you have a gun of some sort?
MuscleMan4000- YEAH! BELLA WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE!! MUHAHAHAHAHA! What Do you need it for?
BlueAudi101- There's a bird outside my window that wont shut up!
DeluxeShopper505050- Someone's PMSing!
BlueAudi101- Shut up! Your so lucky you don't have to do this anymore. Screw Edward, I want you to change me now so I don't have to go through this shit anymore.
Volovs4Vamps- I love you too honey.
BlueAudi101- Go to hell.
Volovs4Vamps has signed off…
DeluxeShopper505050- So…I'm going to go.
DeluxeShopper505050 has signed off…
BLueAudi101- Yeah! Well if you don't wanna talk to me then you can all go to hell!
BlueAudi101- I will get revenge…
MuscleMan4000- I'm still on, and I'm willing to help you get revenge.
BlueAudi101- Excellent!
MuscleMan4000- I have an Idea…let me come over to your house and I'll tell you. Edward can read my mind over here.
BlueAudi101- Hurry up!
Muscleman4000 has logged off…
BlueAudi101 has logged off…
Bella heard her door bell ring and quickly went to answer the door knowing it was Emmett. "Hey Bella!" He said. She smiled in return and pulled him in. They sat at the kitchen table trying to think of a plan. It turns out Emmett forgot his plan, I don't know how but he did.
They both jumped at the sound of a car pulling into the driveway. But Emmett recovered enough to confirm it was Charlie. "Hey Bells. Emmett?" He asked incredulously. Bella nodded.
"Dad, we're trying to get revenge on Edward and Alice. Do you got any ideas?" She asked her Father sweetly. He shrugged his shoulders.
"Depends on what you want revenge for." He stated.
"Well, they kind of logged on the computer when we still wanted to talk to them. Isn't that horrible?" AT this Charlie started laughing. "That's it Dad! You better watch your back, for revenge will be creeping up on you too. Come on Emmett, lets got to my room where Charlie can't hear our plans."
The two revenge seekers went up to Bella's room and thought about what they could do. "I've got it Bella!" Emmett screeched. She looked up expectantly. "Ok, I have two ideas, we can do both or one or neither." Bella nodded her head a little impatiently. "You know that stuff, Nair?" He asked her.
"You mean that stuff that's supposed to remove hair?" She asked. He nodded his head with an evil smile.
"We empty Edward's shampoo bottle and put Nair in it. Then all his hair will start falling out!" Emmett laughed evilly at this. Bella looked a little worried.
"But then he'll be bald forever right?" She asked.
"No just for a few days until his hair grows back to normal." He said. Bella nodded her head.
"Next idea, we make a new Yahoo account and pretend it's that werewolf dude. And both of you will be online talking to each other… Then Edward will log on and think that it's really that werewolf that your talking to. But here's the trick it's really me." Emmett said.
"I love both of them!" Bella cried enthusiastically. "but what can we do to Alice and Charlie?" She asked. Then an idea came to her. "We can sneak into Alice's room and wreck it, also taking all her make-up and her most favorite clothes in the process!" Bella said trying to mimic Emmett's evil laugh.
"Remind me never to get on your bad side Bella!" Emmett said a little scared.
"Same here." She replied. Then she got hit with another idea. "I know what we can do to Charlie…I can tell him I'm pregnant." She whispered.
"Yes! We have our revenge planned! Edward should be coming soon, so I'll talk to you tomorrow." He whispered then left.