So, you've finally decided to join the Mugiwara, eh?
Here are 20 tips...
1. NEVER so much as STEAL Luffys hat
2. NEVER pants Franky... (note that he only wears underwear... you may pants him if you want to go blind...)
3. If you are a boy, dont steal food from the girls. Sanji WILL get pissed.
4. Do not call Chopper a monster, or anything but a reindeer.
5. If Chopper gets mad, call him cute and he'll laugh and smile.
6. PUT EELS IN ZOROS PANTS :D
7. Dont rip Namis maps or ask to borrow money. EVER.
8. draw a moustache on the sail with a WASHABLE marker, or chalk. if its permanent, youre dead.
9. Tell Luffy to eat soup with utensils, and just give him a fork XD
10. If youre a girl, BEG Sanji to show you his left eye, and with your cutest smile and sweetest voice. something like "Sanji kun can I PLEEZ see your left eye?" not like "I WANNA SEE UR LEFT EYE PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!"
11. At night, cover Usopps face in Bon Clays makeup
12. Make Luffy dress up like Sailor Moon and give it to Nami for future blackmail! She WILL reward you!
13. Give Sanji a pair of jeans and an orange sweatshirt and call him "Numbah 4", then remind him that HE was the dumb one!
14. Tye a bill to a string on a stick and run around, giving Nami some excercise after drawing maps.
15. When Zoros asleep, SEND IN THE MAKEUP!!
16. Bring in a broken record player, and make sure it says '4KIDS' over and over again... or just make it do the same with 'DAVID MOO'
17. DRESS CHOPPER UP IN A GANGSTA OUTFIT!
18. Wear Usopps overalls (AFTER he washes them to be safe) and sing the lumberjack song!
19. draw smiley faces on the stars on frankys arms
20. SHOW THEM THE LIST!!