A/N: I wouldn't know if you guys would get this joke...enjoy!xD

Tribulations of a Perfectionist

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Kai came home to the Kinomiya pissed that night.

The Russian bluenette had flown over from him homeland to Japan in a more or less cheaper airline rather than the one he was normally used to riding. Needless to say, it seemed that he didn't enjoy the experience.

"What happened to you Kai?" Tyson greeted. "You look like someone threw up in your Salisbury steak."

In an unexpected outburst, Kai flopped his baggage down on the floor and himself of the couch and groaned. "I wouldn't know whether you'd find this funny or not, but you'd never believe what this stewardess told me..."

The rest of the team gathered round him.

"What?" asked Rei.

Their captain sat up. "She came up to me and asked if I wanted any dinner. I asked her what the choices were."

"What did she say?" Kenny and Max were intrigued.

"I quote, 'Just yes or no, sir.'"

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A/N: I expect flames for this, because again it sucks...I am a bored person...enjoy!xD and ciAo...