0-2 years old
6:30 Wake to screaming
7:00 Forced to change the nappy then have toast thrown at me
7:30-8 More screaming
8-8:30 More screaming, this time by tires
8:30 School with morons
3 Come home to screaming, this time about "The Happy Bunnies" being cancelled
7:12 Change nappy again
7:20 Forced to amuse baby
7:30 Rancid colesaw for dinner, baby spills colesaw all over itself. Forced to wash it
8:00 Clean babies room
8:20 Tuck the baby in (How embarrasing!)