LAST TIME ON HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL REMIX:

"I guess…okay." Kagome answered weirdly. 'He's a desperate fella.' She thought.

"Ok! I'll meet you after school." Hojo got up. "Bye, Kagome-Chan!" Hojo called out while waving.

"He's weird. He looks and sounds like a complete puss." Kagome laughed.

"Yeah, I know." Sango laughed. "Everybody think that he's a little gay. But, he's far from a bad boy, I'll tell you that." Sango joked.

Title of Story: High School Musical REMIX

Chapter 4: Hojo are you Homo!

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A pile of books fell onto the school hallway's floor. Kagome sighed angrily and bent down to pick up her books. The late bell startled her (She gets startled easily.) causing her books to fall out of her hands. "Here." Somebody said gruffly and handed her books to her. She was surprised that somebody did something so nice to just a new student. She looked up at the person that helped her out and met golden-amber eyes.

"Thanks." She mumbled remembering the player that Sango warned her about she took the books out his clawed hands.

"Hey, nice to meet ya. Aren't you that new wench?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome rolled her eyes. "I'm not a wench. My name is Kagome. KA! GO! ME!" Kagome exclaimed she hated the name 'wench' it reminded her so much of 'bitch'.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Whatever, wench." He said and walked away.

'What a jerk!' Kagome thought angrily just then her books was knocked out of her hands causing them to fall on the floor again.

"What gives?!" Kagome yelled at the person. "Didn't I tell you earlier to don't speak to me like that?" the person snapped at her.

"I can talk to you how ever I want! Kinky-ho!" Kagome snapped back at her. "It's Kikyo, bitch! Get it right." Kikyo said. "Whatever." Kagome said while rolling her eyes. (I just noticed that I make people roll their eyes a lot in this story. XD)

"…And I also didn't like how you spoke to my man. Your lucky that he didn't bitch slap you for running your mouth like that." Kikyo spat at Kagome her words dripping with venom.

"I can speak to him however I want!" Kagome shot at him. Kikyo grunted.

"You are….UGH! You need to leave this fuckin school. Cause your just…" Kikyo said finding her words. "A what!" Kagome yelled at her.

"An unwanted bitch!" Kikyo whispered to her words dripping with more venom. If words could kill let's just say that people would already be digging Kagome's grave. Kikyo turned around making her long inky black hair hit Kagome's face, which made Kagome's face stung. Kikyo walked away yet again making her heels make her walk more dramatic.

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"OVER HERE KAGOME-CHAN!" Hojo yelled after school at the parking lot. Kagome sighed in defeat as she walked over to Hojo. Hojo was like a little lost puppy that followed you and waited for you hand in foot cause they were so hopeless and lost and had nothing better to do.

After all of Kagome's classes Hojo will always be waiting for her.

One time when she went into the girls' room and came back out she saw him hanging out by the water fountain that's near the girls' room waiting for her, like a butler waiting for there master.

"Hi, Hojo." Kagome waved weakly. "Are you ready?" Hojo asked giving her his hand. Kagome took it without a problem. 'It's not like he's going to try anything with me.' Kagome thought. As they walked to Hojo's car which was a white Honda (He seemed like the type to have a WHITE car cause it's so plain and innocent.) Kagome walked over to her car door but Hojo opened it for her before she could. Kagome smiled weakly at him and entered the car. His car smelt like a grandma's car…used tissues and stale peppermint.

"Was this your grandma's car?" Kagome asked trying not to sound mean or anything. "Yes, it was, she gave me this car while she bought another car which was a black on black BMW." Hojo answered while smiling.

Kagome looked at his smiling face in horror. 'He is so…so…WEIRD! How is he going to be happy that his grandma gave him a white Honda that smells like used tissues and stale peppermint while she got a black on black BMW.' Kagome thought.

"Do you drive, Miss Kagome-Chan?" Hojo asked politely.

"Yes, I own a silver Lexus." Kagome answered. "Wow. Who gave it too you?" Hojo asked as he stuck his key in the ignition. (Excuse the sexual innuendo. Stop thinking like that you perverts! XD)

"My grandpa." Kagome answered.

'Yeah, while your granny got you tissue smelling car my grandpa got me a silver Lexus that still has the new car smell.' Kagome thought in victory.

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"MOM I'M HOME!!!" Kagome yelled as she entered the front door. Hojo followed behind her hesitantly.

"Hello, dear-oh who is this lovely young man?" Mrs. Higurashi asked in utter delight. "My new friend, Hojo. Hojo this is my mom." Kagome introduced them to each other.

"Hello, Hojo." Mrs. Higurashi smiled while shaking his hand. "Hello, Mrs. Higurashi, It's a pleasure to meet you and I must say your house is absolutely wonderful." Hojo complimented with his usual innocent/handsome smile.

" Thank you, Hojo. Well, let's have a seat over here and let's talk." Mrs. Higurashi suggested. (Moms ALWAYS wants to talk to any new boys or boyfriends that you bring over to see if there good enough for there daughter or whatever. "Sure, my such a lovely house." Hojo complimented again while looking at the painting that was elegantly hung on the pastel colored walls. "Thank you…again, Hojo." Mrs. Higurashi said getting a little annoyed. 'He HAS to be Homo.' Mrs. Higurashi thought. 'He just has to be!'

Hojo took a seat and crossed his legs like what a businessman would do while in a job interview/meeting with the boss.

"So, Hojo what do you like to do? Have any hobbies?" Mrs. Higurashi asked starting to throw questions at him. Kagome looked nervous. 'She's SO going to be embarrassing. Probably going to scare the poor, Homo Hojo.' Kagome thought sadly.

"Why yes. I love helping my mom with the garden. My favorite flower has to be all hands down the: Amaryllis." Hojo answered not offended by the questions suddenly being thrown. (Don't worry I'm NOT one of those people that are obsessed with flowers and like all that prissy pansy shit. I simply searched on the computer for a flower that not much people know about so it showed that Hojo really liked flowers.)

Kagome looked at him disgustingly. "Which type of pads do you use?" Kagome mumbled. "Well, If I were a girl I would definitely choose all hands down Kotex." Hojo answered not offended by the gay joke that Kagome said. Kagome and Mrs. Higurashi looked at him strangely.

"So, Hojo. When do you plan to loose your virginity?" Mrs. Higurashi asked already knowing that he was definitely a virgin.

"When I'm at least 30-something. I want to be married and I want to make the marriage last for at least 5 years and then we have sex. Just to see if the love is still there after the sex." Hojo answered truthfully.

Kagome chocked on the juice that she was drinking she tried her hardest not to laugh.

"So, Hojo are you gay?" Mrs. Higurashi asked cocking up her eyebrows.

Kagome again chocked on her juice again she started beating on her chest trying to control herself. "Aboslutely…not!" Hojo laughed. "Suuuuuure." Kagome said under her breath. Mrs. Higurashi got up. "Well, I'll get you something to drink, what would you like Hojo?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.

"Juicy Juice please! With 2 ice cubes!" Hojo squealed happily. "I was sooo thirsty." Hojo said. Kagome kept starring at Hojo. 'IS he gay?' she kept repeating in his mind.

Mrs. Higurashi walked into the kitchen with a smirk played on her face.

'I'll TEST to see if he's gay or not.' Mrs. Higurashi thought. (I'll start calling Mrs. Higurashi by her first name: Kimiko.)

She passed the kitchen back door leading to the back yard when she saw a certain hottie working out in his backyard; doing pushups. "OH MI GAWD! HOTTIE ALERT!" Kimiko yelled. (She's like Kagome's best friend. She acts like she's 25-years old at times she was even the one to tell Kagome to buy the shirt that said: SORRY BOYS, THE ONLY THING I BLOW IS KISSES. But when she's serious, mad, or depressed she acts like a true parent. )

"Where?" Kagome and Hojo yelled out. Kagome jumped over the chair and ran over to her mom. "Woah." Kagome said turned on but realized that it was Inuyasha. "Oh." Kagome said dully. "He's just Inuyasha. Trust me he's no that great. He's in most of my classes." Kagome explained.

"Why did you run in here, Hojo?" Kimiko asked slyly. "…Because I wanted to see why you was taking so long with the drinks. And I decided to just get them myself so that you don't have to lift another beautiful finger of yours. My, you are so beautiful, now I see where Kagome gets her looks from." Hojo complimented while having his usual innocent/handsome smile plastered on his face.

Kagome and Kimiko rolled their eyes and sighed. "Whatever you say, Hojo." They both said.

'What. A. Fag!' they thought at the same time.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, Everybody did you like this story. I just thought that it would be funny

if I made Hojo a little Homo. Cause after all this is a InuxKag story anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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