A/N: FINALLY!!! I am so sorry I took so long to update! I was just so blocked! Which brings me to a new topic... Thank you to Rikku 92 for the awesome update and the beta, too! XD
Neji, as TenTen, skipped through the village, carrying a bucket of paint and a paint brush. He only stopped either to vandalize or to flirt with the other males in the village.
While he was painting on the side of Hokage Tower, a big mural of Tsunade with fangs and a speech bubble that said, "I am Hokage,
F33R M3H!!!", a chuunin caught him and… He burst out laughing.
"Great job, TenTen!" he exclaimed between laughter. "That's the funniest thing I ever seen!"
Dammit! He inwardly cursed. Looks like it's time for plan B…
He took the paint brush, dunked it into the bucket, and then thrust it outward until it connected with the chuunin's face.
The chuunin stopped his laughing and looked surprised. He then, blinked and yelled, "Funny or not, I am going to KILL YOU!!!"
"Oop, gotta go!" Neji exclaimed, and then ran off, bucket and brush in hand.
The paint, spilling out of the bucket as he ran for his dear life, hit walls, the ground, even people!
Then, Tsunade showed up, looking impatient and short-tempered, as usual.
… I don't think Tsunade-sama knows I'm actually Neji… he thought.
He took the paint bucket and tossed the last of its contents at the blond Hokage.
She, at first, looked totally shocked, but her surprise was short-lived as she became furious.
"NEJI!" she yelled, took Neji by the ear and drug him back to her office.
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"I-I didn't know you knew," Neji stated, worried for his life.
"TenTen didn't tell you?" asked Tsunade, wiping her face with a towel.
"No," he answered.
"Well, then, where is she?" she asked.
"Um… Well… That's, actually, a very good question because… Um…"
"WHESHI!!!" the two heard a male voice call up awkwardly.
"… You didn't… What did you do?"
"Not guilty?"
Then, a gagged Neji with ropes tied around him hopped into the room, looking like he was out for blood.
"Um… I can explain," Neji stated, looking a little embarrassed.
"Oh? I'd like to hear this one."
"Well, you see, there was all this lovey-dovey crap that TenTen started between Lee and I and I got angry. Desperate times call for desperate measures, right?"
"You kidnapped her, tied her up, gagged her… All because she made you look like a homosexual?"
"Uh, yeah, but… I-It's made a lot more sense in my head…"
"The whole mind swap thing must have screwed with your mind," commented Tsunade.
"Mo, he's aways bim wie hat," TenTen managed to say, not sounding very coherent.
"Neji, untie her so we can actually understand a goddamn word she's saying…"
So, Neji did as told and TenTen jerked back her arm to punch the Hyuuga's lights out, but was stopped by Tsunade.
"Listen to me," she commanded. "I have had enough. I'm going to get you two out of this thing as soon as possible, but...!"
Uh-Oh... thought Neji and Tenten in unison.
"You two must fall in love with one another before the antidote will work," stated the hokage. "If you do not fall for each other, you'll be stuck like that permanently."
"... Why didn't you tell us this before?"
"... Uh, because... That's a very good question..."
Damn... Think of something, Tsunade! she thought.
"Because... I felt... Like... Making you two sqirm?"
"Hm... Makes sense," commented TenTen.
"It does? I mean, of course, it does!" exclaimed Tsunade. "Okay, off you two 'lovebirds' go! Taw-Taw!!!"
And the two walked off, very reluctantly walking side-by-side...
A/N: XD