Cuxie:I'm back with a brand new story!
Ichigo:(sarcastically)Yi-ppie...
Cuxie:What's with you? Your first time here and your already bringing down the whole fic.
Ichigo:You totally messed with me in this one and you know it!
Mint:Actually I did.
Ichigo:Yeah, but she made you. You didn't chose to do it.
Mint:To be honest I had fun.
Ichigo:...You are both the daughters of Satain!!! I can't believe you--
Cuxie:Ichigo! Don't give it away!
Ichigo:(stomps off angrily)
Mint:Now that she's gone...lets get on with the story!
Cuxie:Yeah!
It was a slow day in the Cafe and there was only one costumer finishing up an apple pie. The girls were all bored so Ichigo suggested they play MASH. It sounded fun so Mint said Ichigo should go first.
"Alright!"she said cheerfully. Lettuce brought out a sheet of paper and a pen and all five girls crowded around the table where Mint was drinking tea(big suprise there).
"Name three guys." Mint said scribbling down "BOYS" as the first catagory.
"Masaya of course!" Ichigo said with a dreamy look in her eyes(oh, GAG!). Mint just rolled her eyes and wrote his name down. "Who else...?" Ichigo thought for a minute not really knowing who else she could put. Of course her life was completely limited to Masaya so in her eyes all other boys had completely fallen off the face of the Earth.
"Well you've gotta put Kish," Zakuro pointed out. "He's totally in love with you."
"Good idea Zakuro!" Mint cooed.
"Whatever..." Ichigo muttered under her breath. "But if you pick that hentai perv..."
"What was that, Ichigo?" Lettuce asked.
"Oh, nothing."
"We need one more na no da!" Pudding shrieked. She wasn't used to playing MASH, but she got the basic idea.
"How about Ryou?" Mint smirked.
"What?! No way! Not that jerk!" Ichigo screamed flailing. And she managed to scare away the only remaining costumer.
"Aw! C'mon! You still need one more guy." Mint pressured. She was admittedly whining a little which was new for her.
"But of all the guys you could've chosen...!" Ichigo argued.
"Whatever!" Mint cut her off. "I'm putting Ryou." she said in a sing-song voice. So she jotted down his name. Ichigo mumbled something but Mint ignored her, filling out the other catagories. When they had finished Ichigo's Mint was amazed. "Wow, Ichigo! Listen to this...:You'll live in a mansion, be rich, have a limo,and 2 kids!" Pudding giggled at this.
"Yeah, but who's the guy!" Ichigo pressed wanting her to get to the most important part. They all giggled at the thought of Ichigo's husband-to-be. Even Zakuro.
"Your wedding dress will be white and pink, his tux will be black..." Mint continued building Ichigo's suspense.
"Who's tux'll be black? Who is it?!" They all laughed. Zakuro even had to cover her mouth to avoid an outburst. Pudding was rolling on the floor. Lettuce was bright red from lack of air. Mint...words cannot express how hysterical Mint was.
" Oh my God. It's Kish isn't it?" Ichigo asked quietly as if speaking too loudly might conjure his presence.
"N-no!" Mint managed to utter between gasp. The girls were settling down, but the color hadn't fully left Lettuce's face yet.
"No..." Ichigo whispered. Her eyes went wide with fear.
"Yes!" Mint said ready to start cracking up again. She handed the paper to Ichigo. She glanced at it. Her face cycled through quite a few colors from sheet-white to tomato-red.
"WHAT?! RYOU?!"
Cuxie: Ha ha. That's it for now. I know it's kind short but hopefully future chappies will be longer.
Ichigo: That's exactly what I mean by "messed with me!"
Cuxie:You know you love him.
Ichigo:I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou:Your words hurt, Strawberry.
Ichigo: I don't care you JERK!!!!
Ryou: I'm a jerk? Your the one yelling!
(Ryou and Ichigo go into an endless debate about who's the bigger jerk)
Cuxie:While they argue, plz R&R...And stay tuned for the next chapter of "Mew Mew MASH!"