It would figure that the spirits wanted to torture Jet. After all, he had nearly destroyed an entire village, lied to an innocent and trusting girl, and attacked two random strangers for their heritage.

But, honestly, of all the things they had put him through (including serving as Azula's guardian angel; her original had quit) this was the worse.

Jet should have known that of all the dead guys certified to be present at Katara's wedding, it would be him.

So, there he was, watching down on the blue-eyed dark-haired brown-skinned beauty, when all of a sudden Katara's fiancé (oh, how Jet hates that word) comes walking down the aisle.

At first, Jet was confused. This, surely, wasn't the guy she was going to marry? A dweeby looking guy with an arrow on his head?

Now, he had been up in the good ol' spirit world for a while, and as we all know, dead people tend to forget a little. So it took second for Jet to recognize him.

Him was Aang.

Honestly, Jet had expected it. He had watched the courses of events, as did everyone (hey, TV hadn't been invented yet) and Jet was full aware of what had…happened…between Katara and Aang.

But, really, married?

Peering down more closely, he saw the blind earthbender with a baby in her arms, and the guy with the scar right next to her. Jet did a double take as he realized – That's Li.

It must have been an arranged marriage.

The pastor came up to the altor (oh, good lord, it was the tea shop guy) with a big, red, obnoxious wedding-book thingy under his arm. Beaming at the crowd, he began to speak, "We are gathered hear today -"

That was when Jet covered his ears. But then, Mr. Oh-You-A-Bad-Boy-Jet (ha! As if he hadn't been bad enough to force his fiancee out of her own home town) had to poof out of thin air and tell him that he had to listen to the wedding or it wouldn't be blessed be all the spirit ancestors.

Well. That had not been recieved very well.

Later, master Pakku had reflected how fortunate it was that the living world wasn't able to hear all the yelling.

So Jet suffered through the entire wedding, wishing the whole time that he had been the avatar. It was a very painful moment during the kiss, but hey, if he didn't do this, the spirits would probably force him to watch the birth of their first child.

He followed them to the after-party (drinks all around!) and got to spy on a few of the very, very hot girls on the dance floor.

But nothing could have prepared Jet for what happened next. Katara walked to the center of the room, and in a very loud voice, announced she was, of all things, pregnant.

That sent a few rather disturbing images into his mind.

Aang proceeded by telling everyone that they were twins, a girl and a boy, and that they were going to be named after two very important people (well, he was the avatar, although Jet could have said it was a little early for names).

Kana….

…..and Jet.

That was unexpected, to be sure. And so, for the first time ever, Jet felt tears prickling at the back of his eyes. Oh, jeez, he was crying for happiness? Pain would have been acceptable, even is he had never cried before, but happiness? How wimpy had death made him, exactly?

This was all Aang and Katara's fault. The hottest girl on earth and her husband had made him cry for the first time in his life and after life, and it had all happened because the spirits wanted him to come to a dumb old wedding.

So watching the union of two people, both ones who had hated him only a few years ago, had been the one thing to make him cry. The spirits must have been in a particularly bad mood that day….and it all happened because Katara just had to remember to thank him.

Figured.