PRE-STORY ARTICLES

This is to get all the claims and stuff out there before I get to the actual story. Contains summaries, my feelings towards the story and, of course, the warnings. IF YOU DO NOT READ THIS, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BLAME ME FOR ANYTHING BUT A BADLY WRITTEN SMUTFIC.

Article 1: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

Though I wish to high heaven I did, it never happened. Maybe that's because I dislike god for what he's done to me?... At any rate, I don't own Sasori or Deidara, or any other character in this story except the one that wasn't given a name. That blessed privilege is Masashi Kishimoto's.

Article 2: WARNINGS!!

The things you may have a problem with if you read this are:

Homosexuality,

graphic sexual description of homosexuality (LATER in story, not for at least 2 or 3 chapters),

Deidara acting slightly whore-ish,

minor gory topic (specifically, implied cannibalism. No graphic descriptions, thank you.),

Newb-ish writing,

Light cursing,

and an implied death.

I will say here and now, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT ANY OF THESE , CLICK THE BACK BUTTON NOW. THEY WILL BE THERE, SHOULD YOU CONTINUE. I will not change my story unless I think the wording needs tweaking. Flaming is NOT tolerated, and will promptly be laughed at then deleted.

Article 3: SUMMARRY

The person Deidara wants most, he feels he can't have. So he does something at night that ruins his mornings. Sasori helps him find better things to do with his mornings.

Article 4: AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL???

My feelings toward this story are actually surprisingly affectionate. I never intended to make something to put on the 'net when I wrote the first chapter, but the beginning turned out so nicely, I had to play with it more. Really, this started as a simple way to pass the time. I was only on the compy because it was 5:00 a.m. and I hadn't been able to sleep, so I had to use my hands, and I didn't feel like drawing. But still, I love it. It's my child and I love it to death, no matter what. (Yes, I consider all my works my children, even if I don't own the people in them. XD) I've gotten into a bit of a Sasodei rut, so I really wanted to use them in something I made. And, YES, I realize this universe is a bit off. So what? Most of it stays true to the universe standards, or so I think...

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So there. That's my rant, all for you. If I left anything out, please don't hesitate to correct my errors.

Since you're still reading this, I assume you want to read the story. So, without further ado...

TO THE STORY! flies off

(oh, wait, one last thing...the normal perspective in this story is Deidara's POV. Just so you know. Nyann!)