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a/n: SORRY! I couldn't think of anything to put in the middle, so I'm ending the fafiction!
Ritsu: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob the Ant: ...Okay then... moving on...
Momiji: The dance! XD!
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"Hello, Kisa."
"Hello, Hiro."
The Beatles appeared out of thin air and started singing "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah..."
Sadly, this was only a fanfiction that a Hiro/Kisa fan was writing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I NEED TO GET READY FOR THE DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiro at the top of his lungs.
"SHUT UP!! I'M BUSY ARRESTING HATORI!" yelled the OOC Tohru.
"Tohru-kun's arresting Haa-san?" questioned Shigure.
Hiro walked over. Tohru, Hatori, and a policeman were all standing around.
"He keeps calling me Honda-kun! It's against the law to call me anything other than "Tohru-kun", "Honda-san" or "The Awesomest Person to Exist on Planet Earth"." Tohru said with a nod, but she was interrupted by Akito.
"Wow wow Wubzy, Wubzy Wubzy WOW WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she sang.
"Hey, the windows just shattered," noted Kisa.
Yuki and Momiji started to run for their lives at the mention of "Wow Wow Wubzy".
Rin came in. "That guy shoved me out a window," she said, pointing at Akito, who was still singing the "Wow Wow Wubzy" theme song. Five more windows were now glassless.
"Then you're both under arrest," the policeman said, shoving them both into a police car.
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"Now time to go to the dance! Yays." said Hiro.
"TAXI!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
A pink taxi came over. It said "THE PRINCE YUKI TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!"
Hiro sighed and got on, and put in some earplugs to block the noise of the fangirls.
"I don't care what you say, but Kyo's better!" said one girl, but she soon regretted it. "AAAAAAAAAH! THE YUKI FANGIRLS ARE ATTACKING ME!!!!" she said.
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"I'm finally there. Finally there, Finally there." said Hiro. "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!?!?!?!?!??"
"Hello, Hiro." said Kisa.
"Why is he with you?" asked Hiro. There was an ant next to Kisa.
"Hi! I'm Bob!!" he said.
"He's my date." she said.
"But--"
Shigure showed up. "YOU FELL FOR IT, XD!"
"WHAT?" asked Hiro.
THEN, JUST TO ANNOY MINE, THE AUTHOR DECIDED TO WRITE A POINTLESS PARAGRAPH IN ALL CAPS IN HONOR OF ALL N00BS!
"That letter was a prank."
"What letter?" asked Kisa, confused.
Shigure told her about the letter from mailtime.
Kisa decided to act OOC, like Onee-chan.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEW! I'D NEVER DO THAT! DIE!" she chased after Shigure with a pitchfork.
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Meanwhile, in jail...
"Why, oh WHY did they put me in the same cell as Akito," Hatori complained.
"Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales, it's almost time for dragon Tales," sang Akito, dancing around Hatori.
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THE END
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